Programming language with the stupidest name

What programming language has the stupidest/most retarded sounding name? IMO: Clojure.

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What does pussy smell like, brehs?

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slightly fishy

Kinda sweaty usually.

many languages have stupid names

C++
>it's like C but incremented, hah
Javascript
>Java is a popular language, my language has nothing to do with it, but I'll pick a similar name
Python
>I get inspiration for names by watching monty python
Rust
>trash metal language
Haskell
>we are smart and we like logic so we named our language after a logician. btw, have you heard about the curry-howard correspondence?
Coq
>yeah right

pretty gross.

Smell the back of your balls
Your loved one's vagina should smell slightly similar

Coq
Jai

God I wanna smell now

Clojure

lisp

Rust, Lisp, Java

Lisp. I bet Lisp Machines would have done better had they been given a cooler name.

>What programming language has the stupidest/most retarded sounding name?

How about "C-pound" ?? I refer to call it 'sharp', as it was OBVIOUSLY invented by IDIOTS...

worse. C-hashtag

C

Rust

Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym, abbreviated INTERCAL

Brainfuck

lisp, because if you use it you speak with one

>Intercal
>Not pronounceable
Fucking what?

Closure is a pretty clever name IMO.