What would it take to make you use Yahoo, user?

>What would it take to make you use Yahoo, user?

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if Marissa Mayer lets me kiss her legs and feet every day

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i wan 2 fug here

If it was escatly like google minus the botnet

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>Better news search
Google already does the keyword/thematic feed, further customize it with my political leaning so that if I, for example, believe in Brexit, you only send me essays on it's necessity and cost and nothing about Maccronni empty buzz twits about it being the coming of the beast. I myself would still use RSS but I imagine you can catch some boomers looking for facebook bait with this.
>implying the botnet doesn't shadowdo this already according to profiles
>Music plugin for the main music players
Make a plugin for shit from Vanilla Music to Windows Media Player?/Netflix/Kazaa where, with a simple swipe/keystroke, you launch a window/panel automatically searching the metadata of the current file being played. Like, I'm listening to One Direction, with a single swipe it sends me to their fanpages listing, and maybe on another tab the lyrics/reviews of the current song, and on the third collab artists or news/upcoming shows/rumorshit. Copyright it so the glowies at Alphabeth can't just copy the feature. Actually, lots of propietary plugins/widgets is the way to go to increase your traffic, especially if you can pair it with Verizon and offer Bundleware that is, for once, not bloat.

to have her sit on my face

Imagine worshipping her feets and she lets out this laugh...

Still a botnet

Actually I use a Yahoo mailing list for some very niche thing that has no other community on the planet. These boomers will never stop using Yahoo.

If they had better search results like how yandex does.

tranny-free guarantee

Honestly google is so shit at this point that I might try switching anyway.

My first email adress @yahoo.com in 2000
Never stopped using it

I'm pretty sure she's long gone

bring back yahoo chat

On yahoo messenger

tfw no CEO mommy gf, why even live.

>literal botnet

that already exists
www.startpage.com

Maybe, if you can get my dick sucked at least twice a day. After wake up, and before sleep.

cannot in /d/ 4 me

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disgusting
at least get a better fetish nerd

well i was into giantess

the saw this white love futa,

then thought aha put them together and


also back to plebit fu

oh yeah yeah

also potato house

I cant stand males at all, but I want the woman to get ramed and also the futa cant hide they are horny. I have balls on my futa.

Though I must admit so cyper porno is pretty good

porn

Those feet all for me, every morning and evening.

Me too brother. But I had to stop using it because occasionally it either wouldn't send or receive some emails and sometimes my emails would end up in spam. I still keep it for making accounts on garbage sites though. You getting in on that settlement?

She would have been a tefu kid

The spam part happened to mee too. But such os life.
I don't know if it's just coz I got used to it but played with my gf gmail account is a clusterfuck compared to yahoo

making it be not shit

Lemme hit that sweet cunny of yours every Sunday...