Smart enough to study a degree

>smart enough to study a degree
dumb enough to fall for the dregree meme
>too stupid to get a job
too dumb to even become a wagie

People just gave me a job when I got my degree. I could have gotten a better salary if I applied more places, but I am lazy.

>too dumb to go to college after high school
>smart enough to get a $75k job
You just gotta sell your soul :)

*definitely

>tfw its been half a decade since earning degree
should i kms at this point

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>too stupid to study a degree
>smart enough to get a job

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Biggest cope ever

> dumb enough to acquire a life long debt
> too late to realize it wont get you a job

anyone want to pracice for itnerviews toghether?

>too dumb to go to school for free
>shitpost on Jow Forums
>running late for the bus to school ;v)

>stupid enough to get two degrees
>not stupid enough to be a wagie

>Debt
Only in America

>have 150k starting job lined up after college
>still on the verge of dropping out to become a neet

*100%

Be more social.

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How?

If you're a fucking autist who spent his life in his room playing video games instead of going outside, take it as a necessary skill you have to learn for work.

yeah how

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go outside where
all the tech meetups have turned into money making schemes

impossible, I am autistic

>Just stop being autistic

Who is that?

Do some sport, join a club, socialize with people in real life with the same interests. I joined a shooting range club. I shoot things, we discuss gun stuff, it's cool.

everything costs money
can't socialize without money
can't stop being autistic without socializing
can't get job without learning not to be autistic
can't money without getting a job

youtu.be/U_ocvmL2k0U

>socialize with people in real life with the same interests
my only interest is watching anime

>smart enough to study a degree
>smart
lol

a surprising amount of normies are into that these days too

Normies who watch anime dont watch it for animes sake

I watch anime for the cute lolies and schoolgirl panty shots.

blockchan.link

>going to college is free
what utopia do you live in

Most western European nations offer free college to their citizens.

The problem in the US is not that college costs money.
It's the fact that the government started subsidizing massive student loans to 18 year old, and then it's impossible to get rid of that debt even through bankruptcy. Universities now have tons of administrative staff, and outlandish facilities designed to entice 18 year olds to spend their loan money there.

My mom paid for university, all the way to getting a MA, via a part-time job (1978-1983). Today a similar path would cost close to $200k.

is she squeezing his balls?

>based homosexual

>It's the fact that the government started subsidizing massive student loans to 18 year old, and then it's impossible to get rid of that debt even through bankruptcy. Universities now have tons of administrative staff, and outlandish facilities designed to entice 18 year olds to spend their loan money there.
Thats just unies competing with each other

Uzi is for paizuri!

>e
yes

by giving each other a relaxing handjob