So AHEM

You can get it from the play store, but you can probably also find an apk for it on google.

modern phones can basically already play anything that isn't a 10GB+ bluray rip, assuming it's been sanely encoded. But because of the size of the phone screen itself, you can typically get away with SD or 720p rips without really losing out on visual quality.

For the sake of convenience, a streaming service of some kind is probably honestly the best choice though if you don't want to spend all your time slowly copying files between PC and phone.

>on google
imagine not using fdroid

dud how the fuck will streaming service help me on a fucking no signal train station that has not seen human life for ages
So i can handbreak it to mp4 ~2gb and its ok and it just plays like that?

You slav
You take a tv, dvd player and the current socket will find you
Also dont forget to squAt

use libretorrent to download (legally, of course ;^)) the movie of your choice and open it with VLC for android. everything can be downloaded and should be downloaded from F-Droid, not jewgle botnetstore.

I dont have a TV
i use rutracker its just fine
ill use mpv if it exists on phone im good than ok all

libretorrent is the client bro. just download vlc bro. nuzhno vlc shtobi skachat porno :D

Look, you don't need films at all. Download your favorite porn and tell her "Do this or I no buy you potato next month".

nice try kike i dont watch porn

You just kidnapped a girl and now want to tape how you rape her, admit it ivan

I agree, watching films on a smartphone is just insane. But I'd suggest to Install VLC or MPV. VLC is rich on features, while MPV is fast and doesn't tear.
>how do I handle titles
As far as I know, VLC can include titles. Don't forget to put them in the same folder with video.

Download movies as .mkv
Use MXplayer

oh god IM GONNA COOM OOH GODD IM COOMINGGGHHWHAAGHHH

Have sex

based coomer

>182cm
>she/her
Sounds like a scam. Big if true. Patrician choice, my friend.

based

>She just turned 19 dud
old hag

>182cm
Its a man.

kek, when you ear her out all you'll be able to think about is if braps are a meme or not.

>182cm
Forget the movie, prepare that boipucci.

dilate

dud fuck off fags stop making me insecure now when ive finally found pretty wholesome non-womenlet, did not touch pussy yet tho

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oh so you already fucked her, what's the point in watching films then?

why would you be looking for a non-womanlet? are you gay?

don't forget to feed her plenty of eggs eggs

found the coping manlet

It's ok buddy I understand you want someone strong to protect you.

Unironically based.

cyka blyat, my friend

what do you think Satania smells like?

Hopes, dreams and melon pan.

Based

itoddlers btfo

What country
He may be a pole, so don't even lump me with other slavs lol.

Wait, she prefers to watch on a smartphone instead of a TV? What's wrong with her?
Imagine two people trying to watch a movie on a tiny 5 inch screen.

Is she thic? Post milkers

how shitty of a whole are we talking bout here?
VLC can play almost anything on any device, just compress down to an appropriate resolution (1440p would probably be best but you could get away with 1080p) Otherwise, if your home has good internet and you have a bigly data plan, just install Plex and stream it

She probably meant netflix
but you know those shitty yify rips? Theyre ok on tiny cellphone screens, and their bottom-of-the-barrel format will work on any kind of phone that supports video acceleration (if you can watch youtube on it youre good)

>, she prefers to watch on a smartphone instead of a TV? What's wrong with her?
she is teen age

Why don't you take her back to your house and fuck her? I know slavs live with their moms but you can do it while your mom is out.

so OP is a pedo that loves to dick underaged girls while they watch basic bitch youtube shit on their phone

support.paperlit.com/hc/en-us/articles/213670566

>what's the point in watching films then?
More sex.

c It's 3 years above Russia's age of consent. That's not even ephebophilia.

>people unironically suggesting streaming services ITT
What has Jow Forums come to

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>19
>Pedo
what

Unrelated but I propose that instead of putting up with clowns we simply ban headphones

So do you watch on the same phone or watch on separate phones in sync or what exactly here?

Kill yourself faggot

No, I'm just a 197cm lanklet freak

managed myself thank u retards

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>after like 2 fucking hours when I was about to cum all i could see and hear is that IM COOOMMINNG shit face and sound tried to concentrate on making out with her only to see dog watching us from like 15 meters away
Imagine getting erectile dysfunction from wojak edit #2184

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Based

Literal retard
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States#State_laws
And for the rest of the world it's younger than that.

>She said she likes to watch films on smartphone
what the fuck

WTF
Avoid mp4/avc at all cost bruh! It's proprietary garbage that doesn't respect your freedom.
The only format worth the use is currently av1. It's free standard that has the best compression and all the fancy stuff bro!!!!

>182cm qt
too tall it's going to be a problem to maneuver her in bed, big vagina will feel like nothing, assuming "she" doesn't have a penis instead.

ikr she said its more private ? ? ?? ? ? ?? ? anyway femoid logic
why
im not a manlet neither a dicklet also woman being taller does not make her vagina instantly bigger wtf dud

>The commercial use of patented H.264 technologies requires the payment of royalties to MPEG LA and other patent owners. MPEG LA has allowed the free use of H.264 technologies for streaming >Internet video that is free to end users, and Cisco Systems pays royalties to MPEG LA on behalf of the users of binaries for its open source H.264 encoder.
It's not free bruh. That's the reason why free distros like Fedora can't ship the codec by default

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She actually has a penis

More and more red flags. She absolutely has a huge vagina. Too big to feel anything

Meant for you And also look at av1, it's free and open source you can even find it in github. Everyone is abandoning mp4 for av1 bruh. It's the furture.

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>woman being taller does not make her vagina instantly bigger
Of course it does, people are proportioned, you're not going to have a tall woman with a tiny vagina just like you don't have a tall man with tiny feets.
Rule of thumb is that you have to be *at least* 8cm taller than her, that way she can wear heels and not be taller than you (normal heels add 5 to 8 cm).
You don't want that to happen it will be embarassing for the both of you.
Also I hope your dick is well above average, piotr.

ok shill ill use whatever shitty format to watch shitty film on fucking dead train station, sure it will make a change in tech industry ty
ive been with like 10? girls, their size does not determinate shit about their cunt

>ill use whatever shitty format to watch shitty film
Sure, just another mindless head who bent to corporate propaganda

dud im handbreaking matroska 1970 film from my fucking PC to whatever calm down

monoboob

>respect your freedom
Can't spell slave without slav.

>I started dating this 182cm qt last week.
Why are people so obsessed with height?

More to the point, how does he know she's not 181 or 183cm? Did he card her?

First posed basededest post

so this is how second world humans live?
bet she would blow me for 10 bucks

Install vlc

Or rent a projector, will be cooler

GOOD GOY