Do (You) give your computer a feminine name?

:^)

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Does it want to speak to your manager?

Of course not.
Its a fucking computer

Is "living_room_pc" a male or female name?

$user@reaktor

outis@nowhere for main then the rest are named after birds based on uses

my hostname is the default, so "darkstar" because I am not a faggot

Yeah.

no my computer is based and actually does stuff when I tell it to

>digitalocean project name: magi
>droplets:
>melachoir
>casper
>balthasar

I call it 'desktop' because it is a desktop computer.

>t.

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Let me guess: she took the bits?

There's only one (1) cool Moon.

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>THE BIG MEAN MACHINE

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What the fuck, you guys are weird. I call mine T430 and that's that. And my server is called homePcServer. Why do you need to do this weeb shit?

BBW
(Big, Beautiful W530)

You looking for the king of the jews?

no but I do for my drives

Yeah i love her, [spoiler]user[/spoiler] is such a good girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=u9V1FS752yg
Why do you beat your kids, Dio?

No, I call them either their model name or ``Poop''.

Also:

How stupid do you have to be to not have a blue drawstring for the shorts?

I call it "Battlestation" because I named it when I was a teenager and I've Theseus shipped this OS through 2 motherboards and SSDs.

I named my computer Sneed

No, I called mine the Quadfather.

That is pretty neato.

fucking underage

Nah my desktop is named thebeef

not him but I can 100% guarantee it's evangelion

I name my devices after anime girls

reddit moment

>WTF people are having fun on a board that manages to get even worse with each year in a thread that's an obvious as fuck shitpost. NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
Go be a miserable autist somewhere else.

not him but in fairness when I was working I had this really fucking awkward manchild customer and he was nearly incapable of just telling me what he wanted. he was like "I don't want to be a bad customer, I read reddit posts about bad customers, especially the "Karens". shit made me cringe to my fucking core. it's a 2018/9 meme by redditors and instagram meme accounts

this is such a fucking tired please let it die

It is named mallow. I don't think that's a gendered word but it is a flower.

I don't fucking know about any reddit or other social media memes other than that they exist.How's that supposed to be funny or anything other than a variation on the age old "Becky" meme (which there are like 10,000 of now) except shit?

meme*

Quick! The quality of a board you visit is decaying. You spot in the wild a generic low quality then. Do you:
1) Enter the thread and shitpost, or
2) Ignore the thread and let it drift quietly to page 20.
Choose carefully!

I call mine PC
PC stands for Personal Coomer

Punch bag #2. Punch bag #1 broke down and couldn't take the beating.

Shitpost because any faggot that takes this site seriously (past someone posting CP or illegal shit) is fucking gay. It's a fucking anonymous imageboard, not a site where I need to have decorum and act a certain way out of respect and/or possible real life benefits.

it's not funny, it's just reddit shit
which is the point that other user was making, it's an underage reddit meme

My PC is named after my eternal waifu Belldandy. My laptop is Skuld, my file server is Urd and my phone is Banpei.

You do realize Belldandy is a ntr slut, right?

Desktops: Named after musical instruments. E.g. vuvuzela.
Laptops: Named after female harry potter characters. E.g. tonks (kali HDD), minverva (arch SSD), bellatrix (arch HDD), narcissa (old arch HDD).
Mobile Phones: Named after previous female crushes. E.g. alexa, madison.

"he doesn't change his localhost to his favorite 2hus"
very shamefull user, how could you love her if you can't even do this?

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oh yeah, and I also named my very first computer (now sitting in a junkyard) Beatrice because she was very old yet endearing.

I give my servers feminine names. My computer has the only masculine name.
Tech harem.

I named her "Nagroo babbarooo"
Because she is nigger baboon

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Name my Computers after my victims

No, my computer is a man.

How do I cure operating system gender dysphoria?

Isadora

Reinstall

I just name them after the first thing I think of
my pc is called trash and the drives are anpan and gorilla

Steven. Steven is a perfectly normal female name in 2020 -1.

I'm going to call mine Mimi.

Computer is Terminus Est
Phone is Ru Yi Bang
DAP is Chuchunmaru

I name shit after weapons of things that I read

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i name my laptop -laptop, and any servers with something relevant to location and purpose

Based

i named mine cumputer

Why not cumpooter?

now this is an epic reddit moment

Edward for my main laptop.
Ein for my home server.
Jet for my secondary laptop.
Spike for my gaming PC.

Bebop for the router.
Hammerhead and Swordfish for my two rpis

Fay is reserved for when they have networked sex dolls.

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Evangelion dumbass
They’re the names of the magi that personify the scientist’s personalities

the closest vanity name I've come to is dubbing my pirate vm YARR

No because my PC is a heavy hitter, and I'll name it like one.

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Eat my ass you faggot weeb virgin.

Big_Bertha

I have been enlightened and inspired.

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no because my computer doesn't ask me for its pronouns.

I call my computer Tyrone because it's always raping me in the ass

/thread

i don't discuss naming conventions with strangers on the internet.

>DAP is Chunchunmaru

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I named mine “Admin”

Yeah

Computer.

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Completely Based

>user-desktop
>user-laptop
>user-phone

My PC name is Kiss-shot and my phone name is Shinobu.
I know I am huge faggot, no need to tell me.

mine's "debian". i think that's a male name.
the only thing in my house that has a female name is my tv. it's called "madoka"

Genuinely consider Hrt. You're a femboy

Nope not a male name. You're a faggot too.

Oh man, it kills me inside how funny this is yet most zoomers won't get it.

I usually name it after something in whatever anime I'm watching.
Eg, the hostname of the machine I'm on right now is "selene" for Cure Selene.
I've got a few machines named after shit in Ojamajo Doremi too.

mild lel

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2hubox - ryzen 1700
patchebox - T61
okuubox - W500 (dead)
shionbox - T410
kaguyabox - T420
marisabox - X230t
reimubox - W530
tenshibox - T440p
mokoubox - W541

No, I named my computer after the Norse All-Father, Odin.

Imagine never watching SpongeBob

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No because I'm not a larping faggot like the rest of this thread.

I named my all AMD PC ChadMaster_Thundercock™