For fucks sake

theverge.com/2019/9/18/20872215/apple-slofie-trademark-application-iphone-11-slow-motion-selfies

For fucks sake

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>the verge
>not archiving
>apple kvetching without satania
sagethread detected

I found it on a news aggregator, sorry.

we went from
>slide to unlock patents
to
>slofie panents
it's as if poo jobs never died.
apple is always at peak innovation

iTODDLERS BTFO

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This is journalism in 2019

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Thomas Edison would be proud.

But honestly, selfies should be illegal on all levels.

me in the screencap

when your phones are so slow you literally fucking copyright SLOWfie

wen u litrahleee fucking use SLOW as a trademark for your products

wew

Non-retarded people will continue to shit on it but retards will prevail and "slofie" will become a thing, just like it happened with the fucking notch and no jack autism.

It's not even journalism

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