theverge.com
For fucks sake
>the verge
>not archiving
>apple kvetching without satania
sagethread detected
I found it on a news aggregator, sorry.
we went from
>slide to unlock patents
to
>slofie panents
it's as if poo jobs never died.
apple is always at peak innovation
iTODDLERS BTFO
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This is journalism in 2019
Thomas Edison would be proud.
But honestly, selfies should be illegal on all levels.
me in the screencap
when your phones are so slow you literally fucking copyright SLOWfie
wen u litrahleee fucking use SLOW as a trademark for your products
wew
Non-retarded people will continue to shit on it but retards will prevail and "slofie" will become a thing, just like it happened with the fucking notch and no jack autism.
It's not even journalism