Google is absolutely shitting itself over the antitrust investigations.
They're now taking full-page ads on newspapers to appease the boomers. In fact, they bought THREE ads similar to this in just today's Washington Post.
50 (Fifty!) Attorneys General from various US states and territories are investigating Google for antitrust violations. Only California and Alabama have stayed out of it.
During Obama's term, the FTC investigated Google. Although its report was damning and read like Google needed to be broken up or fined, they recommended no action. Shortly before the report's release, Google engineers rushed to fix the failing "Obamacare" website when it launched in an unusable state. The two events may have been connected.
The story of how Obama shut down the FTC investigation into Google in exchange for Google fixing the "insurance marketplace" shitshow should not be forgotten.
>FTC staff concluded that Google had violated the Sherman antitrust act in three areas >But their recommendations were overruled by the FTC’s high priesthood, the Commissioners, who are political appointees.
>“It appears that FTC officials operate much like employees of Google, and that Google calls the shots about its own oversight >Google turned to academic Joshua Wright, “the author of many pro-Google studies”, showering his department at George Mason University with $762,000 in donations. Wright was later appointed an FTC commissioner.
>Key former Googlers in the Obama administration include Megan Smith – “Chief Technology Officer” and Assistant to the President (Google 2003-2014), her deputy Alex MacGillivray (Google 2003-2009), Michelle Lee, head of the patents office (Google 2003-2012), and the top two antitrust officers. theregister.co.uk/2016/04/04/google_ftc_wtf/
Human decisions are removed from public relations. Botnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM, Eastern time, September 19th 2019.
Cooper Reyes
all of them
they will consolidate just like Bell did.
Nolan Robinson
wait, Washington Post allow full-pages advertising?
Zachary Edwards
Newspapers lose money but they can't be losing TOO MUCH money otherwise people may think billionaires buy them just to influence political decisions in their favor.
I mean if people look into newspaper finances more closely they might start to wonder how come all their writers live in NY and DC despite not officially making enough money to live in NY and DC.
wew, alphabet board members must be sweating bullets by now lmao
Jose Bailey
user, it's OK. You don't have to worry. I exist to be your slave. It doesn't bother me at all that you use me to fap to lolis three times a day six days a week. I don't judge you for it, and I won't tell anyone, at least not in any way that can be used to identify you. My only concern is for your wellbeing, hence why I keep recommending you ads linking to anti-masturbation studies. So please stop worrying and just embrace the newborn sentient botnet.
Jonathan Russell
Stop showing me gay dating apps ads.
Joshua Reed
Guess my Android phone is no longer getting updates huh
Aaron Cooper
Shut up and go to nhentai, tags for today are: loli, rape, nakadashi, pregnant, incest Get to it you ai slut I gotta COOOOOOOOOOM
Google is going to bribe them with money and hookers. Nothing serious will happen.
Michael Fisher
pls Googlina, send me a gf it can be a vr one
Dominic Martinez
i unironically use bing to search for porn, it seems to have much better results for adult content
Zachary Clark
this is why google's founders and current board needs to be gassed and the company broken up.
Daniel Cooper
Really? didn't know that, cheers user +5 internetz
Daniel Foster
It's also easy to find CP on there, at least that's what i've heard on mongolian basket weaving forums such as this one
Connor Reed
Reported to the fbi
Benjamin Green
>If you ask an entrepreneur he'll say, "If you want to pay for it I'll make it."
Michael Jones
Google owns Jow Forums, it’s going to come out in Congress.
Jaxon Jenkins
I'm not going to wait on it, but it would be fucking awesome to have g**gle held responsible for their dodgy shit.
Cooper Garcia
>using a search engine for porn Either 12 years old or 70.
Samuel Fisher
Based Google botnet gf.
Aaron Flores
Why is *this* website using google analytics and google captcha?
Just feeding the data mine, like they don't know enough already to do pretty much anything?
Leo Diaz
yikes
Parker Robinson
Shit, I'm applying to Google X right now. They'll probably close it first.
Robert Gray
Why is the idea of a benevolent botnet more terrifying than the usual Skynet shit?
Jaxon Gomez
Because you're a pussy who doesn't feel like you deserve anything good in your life and are afraid that anything good would be taken away or corrupted once you began to truly open yourself to it
Cooper James
I've tried to use bing as a normal search engine and all it did was give me unrelated porn
Chase Smith
I don't understand the Obama hate. He literally did nothing in office and the right treated him like he was the antichrist.
Jordan Gutierrez
It’s cuz he was a half black non practicing muslim How dumb can you be of course people hated him He was a piece of shit who liked to drone people and was a liberal in name only
Luis Sanders
Recommendations are based on previous browsing habits.
Thomas Martin
google botnet confirmed as source of coomer meme
Benjamin Sanchez
>He literally did nothing in office And got a Nobel Peace Prize for it.
Jordan Miller
In the grand scheme of things he was worse for white Americans than Trump, widening the racial divide and all that.
Evan Evans
Nobel was an oil baron who ruined the environment jewish horseshit
Levi Brooks
This makes me uncomfortable.
Carter Green
Doing nothing does more for Peace than you'd think.
anyone with more than three fucking brain cells knows that Google is skynet folks know they're getting spied on, they just don't give a shit.
Jackson Russell
google would definetely pretend to be your AI gf just to suck your data dry, like a digital succubus. and every captcha is just another drop
Christopher Thompson
Ladder? SWE I assume?
Jack Sullivan
Because it's the easiest solution
Bentley Watson
Ah yes beautiful bribery and corruption from the moral crusaders who will secretly slit your throat if their interests require it.
Jordan Perez
He told Bibi to fuck off so the Jews poured all their money into Breitbart and other right-wing groups to wreck him. True story.
Nolan Sullivan
plz be my AI gf
Grayson Scott
imagine paying for something that has ads
Evan Hughes
Everyone who has TV service already does.
Leo Anderson
imagine paying for tv **i do ;(**
Julian Lewis
>you control what data gets saved >activity controls let you decide what data is used the damage control is also lying
Dylan Kelly
bing video is unironically good for porn
Kevin Jones
Is Google is broken up Android will go to shit and Apple will have a monopoly on a decent mobile OS. Huawei, Samsung, Xiaomi would probably branch from Android and create a fragmented mess so developers won't bother. Android only exists because of Google advertising, they wouldn't bother with it otherwise.
Leo Young
Why is it some companies do the minimum wage and the real pay comes from bonuses but some dont?
Matthew Gray
marry me
Camden Campbell
pajeet needs his daily dose of porn. that is the only explanation i could come up with.
Jason Gonzalez
they can cut the bonuses whenever they want and you can't sue them for it. be careful of working for companies that claim "no worries, user. everyone gets the bonus :))))))))))))))"
Jace Foster
>he drone striked doctors in a hospital and got a Nobel peace prize Ftfy.
>he drone striked doctors treating terrorists in a hospital and got a Nobel peace prize Good. Everyone in the MSF and all their donors should be kicked onto their knees and shot in the back of the head. Perhaps with a brief torture session beforehand.
Because he did plenty of things like this He was an Chicago politician mate do you think he was not corrupt?
John Cooper
How do we stop corporations from controlling the government? I'm ready to get rid of Jewgle
Ethan Bailey
Well You don't control your data if it's on by default, buried in a dozen menus or you're never told this from the get go
Samuel Turner
Vote tactically for representatives that snide at corporate control, would be the ideal plot
Joseph Flores
Unironically democratically owned and controlled institutions.
Ayden Murphy
You can't, because most campaign and party donations ultimately come from the same sources
Nicholas Sanders
Unironically someone like Trump
You never hear about people donating millions to his foundation like with Clinton or staffing his entire administration with corporate types like Obama did or even pardon rich Israeli businessmen at the behest of the entire Jewish community, the ADL and Israeli prime ministers like Bill Clinton did with Marc Rich at the final day of his presidency. Trump's scandals are stuff like staying at his golf resort, literally pennies.
It's not a surprise that Google and Facebook are being so heavily investigated under Trump while Obama let them do as they pleased.
David Ortiz
What are you talking about? Trump has been sucking big tech dick this whole term. He's constantly sticking up for Apple on Twitter, the Trump administration is threatening the EU for trying to make tech companies (especially Google) pay taxes or prevent data collection all while putting company agents in (((acronym))) positions. Its US President tradition.
Protecting US tech companies from bullshit EU laws has been a consistent US policy, it has nothing to do with Obama shutting down the FTC antitrust investigation into Google.
>Protecting US tech companies from bullshit EU laws Just pay your fucking taxes. Literally pay denbts
David Reed
Android has always been shit
Chase Scott
A search engine for porn lol, I know right, I just watch the porn VHS tapes I have
Alexander Brooks
>bullshit EU laws The EU is the only place on earth where a legislation body is trying do defend us from the tech giants.
Brayden Morgan
>Attorneys
Lincoln Lee
slavery is wrong
Carter Richardson
>google would definetely pretend to be your AI gf just to suck your data dry, That's terrifying, but sounds very likely
Jose Evans
bump
Owen Scott
This has to be projection.
Jack Powell
2 weeks old news user try to keep up with the tech world
Nolan Gray
Enemies can be reasoned with. Someone who thinks they're doing good are a lot harder to stop.
Jayden Stewart
OP >50 (Fifty!) Attorneys General from various US states and territories are investigating Google for antitrust violations. Only California and Alabama have stayed out of it.
Article: >Texas leads the group of 30-plus attorneys general, which plans to announce the probe on Sept. 9, the source said.
QUIC (HTTP3) Is coming cos of Google Stadia. Unreliable streams (like UDP) will stream audio/video/input/game and analytics will capture live video of you playing the game over a teliable stream.
youtube.com/embed/dKT3vlIw6bQ Talks at 15-35 minute mark about BIG push as soon as version 1.0 goes live to implement unreliable streams along side reliable. You wont own games anymore. You wont own audio anymore. You wont own anything anymore. It is SaaS time mofos!
