"kot id get" made me do this

based

i was gonna sing fefe but i couldn't

that's my song, blood. don't sing it in public

bitch we in the city in that bump shit

so hot

oh my god. an anime girl is at my fuckin' door...

she was a bit odd but not bad. it felt like i was seeing an old friend.

she jingled her bells. and then she fucked a clock

spin on that x

*spins on an x*

*throws the x at a cardboard*
oops

*uses asterisks*
oh my god. roleplaying sure is epic

holy shit

NGAAAAHHHHHHH

i can't tell whether i should continue or not
BUT SINCE THERE IS NO ANSWER....

IT'S A WONDERFUL WATERFALL OF MY REPLIES
AND IT TASTES GOOD

I can agree with that.

I'm glad you do, sweetie....

now why not have some quality time. since you moved away from kris, and susie... whatever friends you have

No. I know what you're gonna do, you're gonna do something bad to me and I'm not letting that happen.......

iussumhseumhelmhue

what

oh yeah. more peaks on the way on disney ch- OOPS

i'm spouting random quotes what the fuck am i on

blicky

bumping more than bark on a tree

Oh my god.

AND IIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS BUMP YOUUUU

Dogs bark.

THEY ALSO DO THIS.

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not all dogs vomit, kid

They all do this though.

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CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS.

i guess they never stop, huh

Shit or piss, I guess they never piss, huh?

No.

now normally i would enjoy parodies, only if it's good enough

kicky

>ZuN

>DX

Whatever, I'll just keep doing my shitposting.

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That's not so hot-

bumping for educational purposes

the krusty krab unfair served a very well message to the audience.

It even made America better, and prouder.

It even made magic happen. I am amazed at the result.

And the most important of all........ the government shut down. Now I am free to rub my victory in anyone's face.

Here I am. Being a perfect human I am.

Oh.... my god.

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oh

Sicko mode

Admit it, I'm just a better human than y'all.
Y'all ever just obsess over real world problems and never focus on the wonders of the internet.
It's just like society.
When you join society, you can never get accepted.

But, I actually got accepted. Into the internet world. I feel like a true persona of myself.

perro caca

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se tonight

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oh no
it's a portraying of the wall.... that never got made.

i keep flexing every fucking day

based and redpilled

based and austriannetherlandspilled

I agree.

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And I flex. Flex tape. And then I dab on them haters.

And then. I rule the world without notice.

top 10 shows that make me want to reach a peak

in this world, it's fuck or be fucked.

Someone boned my ass. I hated it so much.

and I fall down.

To some flowers.

Finding a new home. With purple bricks.

Oh, the first experience is about to start.

With many wonderful stuff I've encountered, I shall enjoy my adventure.

I'm a wonderful human. I have achieved my hopes and dreams to this.

Talking to myself, is a true asmr. Anyone that says otherwise is wrong.

A happy delight.

Hmm.... nobody came. Isn't that exciting?

Yeah. That's great.
A wonderful conversation, starring me!
That's so freakin' wonderful. Almost better than nothing........
This needs some party.

I'm here, y'know

Glad ya are, my darling. I've just set up some dinner for us.

...And what's the dinner, hm?

based

...dude. I don't know. I just made it lol

......When you don't tell me, it makes me sad........ sometimes.

oh yeah so hot
this damn heat is making my robot arms so fucking hot.

mommy, look. i'm bumping.

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

yeah, i guess she doesn't want me.....

goat mom is here. wtf are you doing

I am trying to run outside in the fields!!

no... no no no no no STOP IT STOP