Welp, I had another autistic spergout today and I bit into the corner of my phone screen, puncturing it and causing hairline cracks down the entire length of it. I don't get my free upgrade for 3 months, can I make it that long with a cracked screen? It's still readable.
Welp, I had another autistic spergout today and I bit into the corner of my phone screen...
Robert Bell
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Cooper Scott
You do not need a phone, you need pills/friends
Carter Harris
>imagein being this much of a fuckinh autisy you bite your screenw
Jsut buy a CATt pjone
Christian Stewart
Next time, byte me instead ;3
Caleb Evans
Learn to type properly
Nathan Edwards
>free upgrade
Do me a favour, multiply your monthly mobile cost by the minimum number of months in your contract.
Zachary Jones
>I bit into the corner of my phone screen,
the fuck? how fat are you?
Chase Green
KWAB
Brayden Gray
What the fuck made you sperg so hard you bit your phone? At least find something else to chew on, dude.
Dylan Hughes
>You will never be an amerimutt and eat your cellphone after throwing a hissy fit on wallmart because your mom didn't let you eat tendies before the obligatory clapping and schoolshooting.
Adrian Collins
I would get the cheapest chink phone to use in the mean time.
Jackson Cruz
IMAGINE
BEING
AT
COMPUTERS
Matthew Nelson
>biting into your fucking phone like an autistic retard
No wonder phone insurance plans are a thing.
Isaac Adams
>imagine being at cellphones
>so fat you bite and taste food
Xavier Foster
>I don't get my free upgrade for 3 month
>my free upgrade
>free
Alexander Hill
I've done this before, actually.
It wasn't a spergout but just kinda like haha what if i lightly bit this oh wait oh fuck why did i do this what the fuck is my problem
....a few weeks later the cracks just disappeared? No idea how. I thought I was going crazy but my phone case still had the bite mark.
So maybe you'll get lucky like I did with a magical regenerating phone.
Hunter Bennett
>can I make it three months with a cracked screen?
Of course you can. It's just three months, and it still works perfectly well. What kind of time preferences do you have to even consider not enduring that?
Jacob Hernandez
Fucking hell, man. You better keep glass shards far away from getting inside your guts. Get some phone with a plastic screen, such as those bendable ones, since microplastic doesn’t fuck your shit up as quickly.
David Ortiz
>I bit my phone
>FREE UPGRADE
You are a genuine mouth-breathing retard. Just buy a screen protector and it'll be fine unless you decide to try and eat your phone again fatty.
Parker Lopez
I don't understand retards who intentionally break their electronics, either in a fit of rage and throwing them or apparently in your case biting them like a true autist.
Don't you want to take care of your stuff? Does mommy just buy you a new one when you speg out?
Jonathan Gutierrez
>Welp, I had another autistic spergout today
Same
Samuel Morales
Disability payments, eg you pay for them, so jokes on you.
Brandon Bennett
>2013
>got schizophrenia
>got backpay for disability since it took some time to get approved
>spent it on a computer (i7 3770, 16GB RAM, SSD, upgraded the graphics card a couple times currently have an RX570)
>got a nice phone for the time (Nexus 5) still got a subsidized price, upgraded since then
>nice headphones (MDR-V6)
I still have all of this stuff and it's working great because I might be mentally ill, but I'm not mentally ill enough to not take care of my electronics or willfully destroy them. I'd be lost without them, whether it's gaming or just shitposting. I really don't understand OP, but apparently they have something that makes them especially retarded not just hear voices like me.
Xavier Foster
David Walker
Learn to not eat your fucking phone lmao
Jaxon White
>one phone in a billion has literal magical properties
>user tries to eat it
Such is life as a magical phone
Ethan Thomas
Pursue therapy and medication.
Lapras is cute and that little comic was great.
Adrian Barnes
Holy shit someone else was as retarded as me and did this. I sperged out when I lost a game of Go that I was ahead in. I just told everyone I knew it fell in shame.