Creepy tech stories

>slickdeals posted an Amazon pricing error where a FireTV with Alexa is mistakenly listed for $20 instead of $60
>fuckyear bought one to kodi or streambox
>works awesome so far
>a few weeks pass
>wake up at 3am to take a piss
>TV is on but to a blackscreen
>anet device shows its source is the firestickTV or whatever the fuck its called
>TV turns off a few seconds later since anynet device have gone to sleep
>now when I talk to someone on the phone about something then go to Amazon it recommends me the exact shit I talked about
I kinda want to return it even with this deal I got. Have anyone experience this?

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It wasn't a pricing error.

>puts a spydevice in house
>surprised that it spies on you
What did you expect?

"Ever since I installed a wiretap in my home, it's like they're listening to me. Why is that?"

>durrr I bought a spying device but jt was only a third of the price!!!

>go2 sleep
>IOT vibrator turns on
>alexa based sexdoll stands up
>iCockRing strangles my dick
THE WIFI IS SOOOO SPOOKIE GUIES

You can disable the mic so it won't spy on you.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Yeah, that's what they fucking do, dumbass. Are you the type of idiot that thinks the microphone isn't active until you say "Hey, Alexa" ?

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I want it.

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Lol yeah just turn the mic off with software we promise it doesn't stay on just for listening to you jerking off to henti.

You can remove the mic module from the remote. I mean $25 for free TV I think its worth it.

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>$25 for free TV
I don't think you grasp the concept of "free".

>implying they don't have a backup mic for spying

fixed your image for you

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>bigger file
>pixelated
>border
>stretched weirdly
Wow, thanks. The only thing that would make it better is animated sparkles. I will add this to my MySpace page full of gifs immediately.

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MITM your own internet and stop it from connecting with Amazon

OMG SOOOOOO BLINGEE IT'S PERFECT

Kek user. Keep doing you.

>when I talk to someone on the phone
This has nothing to do with having an alexa device retard, Google is selling that info to Amazon. I know plenty of people that have had this happen and they own no smart home stuff. Has even happened with like mentioning cruises or other items not on amazon

At least the poor fucks from 1984 had spying installed against their will.
You brought your own telescreen by your own will, and you were happy about it.

>feliz cumpleaños

holy shit, my sides have left me

ants

it's beautiful

muh sides

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fucking based

senpai

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Your mobile phone is also listening in and doing the same thing that Alexa and Google home are.
That's why you get ads related to things you've been talking about.

Does the camera watch me too? I always fap to doujins in the morning on my phone.

confirmation bias it's literally nothing