So this is what it has come to

So this is what it has come to

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I mean they are paid to clap.
It is not rocket science its marketing.

Those tits though

So the cult of crapple is still going strong?

It's psychological manipulation. They are making the buyer think they achieved something great by buying such and expensive phone, making her feel (fake and staged) social approval.

Seriously? I’ve enjoyed my apple phones and all but this is just stupid. Just give the damn phone to people and carry on.

it really is a cult. itoddlers defend the brand (always the brand and never the product itself) like people defend religion.

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lol, reminds of old Saturn dealerships when they still made those

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man what the fuck

this pic cracks me up every time

LMAO

okay this is epic

Imagine the smell.

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deserves a clap
capitalism is awesome

>19 posts
>no itoddler posts
damn that guy is slacking

they've been doing this ever since the apple store opened, they clap at the start of every day to the customers who are waiting outside to be let in.

>I mean
Don't use this redundant phrase in future

Someone post the old man's daughter's reaction

I mean this guy has a point.

This is why I perfer communism: at least they would be standing in line for something useful....like bread.

They've been doing that shit for years now, get out of your cave for once.

This is an obvious joke though

This has been a thing for a long time, zoomer

do we have intel on that tit girl yet?

What tit girl

Jesus fucking CHRIST, this is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen all year.

Who the fuck is just discovering the absurd shenanigans of applel cultists in almost 2020?
Shit shit has been going for years.

I mean, like, ugh, gag me with a spoon, grody-goy.

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>33 replies
>not a single Satania

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SOO BRAVE!!!!!

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how does one fight rampant consumerism

what the fuck has society become

I would be laughing so fucking hard, it would drown out all the applause and cheers

>I am 12 what is this?

It’s as if you weren’t around for the original iPhone’s launch.

Violent extremism

some people like some things. why do you have to be cynical

pirate porn and video games and dont go outside.

t itoddler

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maybe people are finally getting tired of such a repetitive fucking meme

im just kidding, it will outlive pepe and wojak despite the joke being two words every single fucking time good god you faggots are autistic

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>mfw Australians clap after buying Apple products

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I like a whole bunch of things. I also have them shipped to my house/work, because I'm not a mentally broken husk, that draws validation from crowd of people literally clapping like retards because I just blew $1,400 on a phone.

Difference between profile photo and actual photo is even funnier.

You are delusional. They clap because Apple makes the most advanced devices and software on this planet. They clap because of Steve Jobs. YOU are just jealous.

monky

>most advanced devices
pfff, someone post the cheese grater specs pls

Proof for why you have no friends.
I mean, you deserve it, because you are a spastic

>.co.uk

Everytime

its like those satire or parody movies

l-lain?

Why are there two floors?
Apple only sells like 5 different things.

for the same reason medieval churches were big

>nervously takes it out of the package to show to the cute female reporters.
>drops it on the pavement
that would be me

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Turns out lil iMonkeh fella

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Educate everyone you know to be a neet and use adblock.
When normies become social outcasts for listening to ads, the world will heal.

>homosexuality is not a mental illness

That exact thing literally happened youtu.be/RjaxxC2bys0

And it was also in Australia. What is it with kangaroos and “le first iphone owners”?

i have no words

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yikes

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Hahahaha

brehs.....

If the Chinese weren’t buying milk and iphones we’d be in recession

whoa...

>makes
user...

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That is not purely homosexual. That is gender bullshit schizophrenia. I think those fucking faggots are disgusting.
>t. bi

Missed that dab opportunity

why are you so mad ?
i mean it's not like he fucked your dad in ass

install gentoo

not caring and having sex

the inevitable total economic collapse

DANIEL VAN iPAJEET BTFO!

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doesn't seem to work very well anymore. daniel van ipajeet's tweet is getting hit by everyone. wouldn't be surprised if this faggot deletes it later.

twitter.com/dvanboom/status/1174806970341085184

>OH MY GOD HIS CAMERA IS NOW SLIGHTLY BETTER AND HIS PHONE IS NOW FIFTEEN PERCENT FASTER IN BENCHMARKS OMGOMGOMGOMG WORTH THE $1000!

youtube.com/watch?v=h1QEIu6jgkk

It's a garbage show anyway

Why not? iMean it's not like it's an Apple product.

this is bullshit social marketing just like the viral video of the Chinese couple that was slapping the shit out of her bf on valentines day for not getting her an iphone

yikes