What would be your dream Jow Forums job?

Have you already applied for it?

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I already have what is pretty close to my dream job. I get to work from home as a C programmer.
But my real job would be to do literally nothing but still not be poor.

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one where I do literally nothing but still get paid

>I get to work from home as a C programmer.
god I wish this was me
what kinda work is it

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Stuff involving Linux. I don't want to go into too much detail, due to the faint possibility of someone finding out who my employer is.

Most lard oozing post on this whole board

I wanted to be a quant trader. work hard for 5-10 years and retire into an easy career after making a lot of money. got a masters from an elite university and managed to interview at many top firms, de shaw, jane street, tower research, jump trading, xtx markets.

after hundreds of interviews I never got hired. got deeply depressed and still unemployed today.

Why do you ask?

My dream job would be being paid to exist. I could do anything I want. Just receive a generous stipend every month. No responsibilities. Just total freedom.

that's not a job that's being born rich, and it's the most enviable position there is. there's nothing more rage inducing than the children of truly wealthy people, they have everything. youth, infinite resources, infinite opportunities, infinite connections.