Programming is boring and demeaning, everyone wants to go drinking after work, weed cost to much, sex is gross, computer takes forever to compile, suicide nets outside windows, music isn't interesting, have to ride the bus like a poor person, teleconferencing with foreigners, no good restaurants close enough to have lunch at, performance evaluations based on lines of code, stuck on /prog/ at three in the morning, vending machine won't accept bills, too many niggers, mixed agile with waterfall, impromptu speech at meeting, unpaid overtime, SVN repository corrupt, took my red stapler, change orders, stupid security measures, MSDN subscriptions, comment quotas, refactoring code from 2003, office politics, going to a family function at parent's house, wasted sick days just to sleep in, dress codes, tax office doesn't accept Visa debit, rent just got raised, people drinking energy drinks, paperwork, internet filter, people take five thousand items to the express lane, having to show ID to buy liquor, office slut gossip, uncomfortable chair, consultants, slogan posters everywhere, janitor didn't empty the trashcan, light is too bright, two week waiting period to buy a gun, cat left a dead bird in the bed, pen is out of ink, makefiles, asshole stole your bagged lunch, holiday parties, pair programming with a faggot, having to share a secretary, scripting languages, endless manuals and tech documents, beard is itchy, had a bad dream, water has something floating in it, endless talk about pitiful poor people, lighter is out of fluid,
Jose Anderson
shift key going out, little girls being sexy and having to avoid them, someone brought a store-brand soda, coin counter counted a dime as a penny, mouse laser shines in your eye, television infomercials, old people who refuse to retire or die, Taco Bell makes you shit blood, got a speeding ticket in the mail, batteries went dead, candle burned out, drug dealer won't call back, someone broke the build, everything is virtualized, high blood pressure, torrent has zero seeds, left something across the room before you sat down, waitress won't refill your fucking drink, printer out of toner, got a cavity, spilled the ashtray, out of sleeping pills, air conditioner is shitty, women trying to force conversation and not accepting `fuck off' for an answer, complete multivitamin isn't all that complete, considered bad form to drink mouthwash, Windows 8, cubicles, being called `Mister', got a headache, holes in clothes, circular dependencies, autocomplete, reimaging, fork is slightly bent, someone pealed the stickers off the Rubik's Cube, temp workers, gum under the table, dogs barking, knife isn't sharp enough, public intoxication laws, things take too long to ship from Japan, Red Hat Linux, tech support contractors, ate the ice cream too fast, got into a political argument with an idiot, exposed nail under desk, scratched the front of your Rolex watch, not enough cabinet space, florescent lighting hurts your eyes, password complexity requirements with no basis in reality, flowers in window all died, 401k is poorly managed, fell asleep with a lit cigarette in hand, etc....
Austin Williams
based blackpill
Sebastian Bell
Based on what?
Gavin Brown
I got an .zip file as an email attachment this morning that was supposedly very important. I don't really care for things like that, so I spent a few hours fucking off online. I got a little bored arguing with people who are wrong, so decided that I better check out what it was. Whelp, I saved it to my files, but I have to use outlook for some reason (even though I could replace it if I so wished, I am the sysadmin after all), so it took a while, so I went back to playing minesweeper. After lunch, I thought that I'd better open that file. I started to open is, then went to browse Jow Forums, Stack Exchange, Hacker News, and Slashdot for a while. 3 O'clock rolls around and I think to myself that I'd better get on that damn file. Oh great, it's a fucking PDF. I was surprised the idiot could figure out the windows archiving thing. Well, anyway, this is windows, so naturally Acrobat has to load, so I go read a bunch of wiki pages until 4:55. Then it is 4:56, then 4:57, then 4:58, then 4:59, then I once again remember that thing that I was supposed to read (or do something with), but hey, fuck it, it's almost 5:00. Then I go home. Maybe I'll get to it tomorrow, but then again, maybe not. I'm not a psychic. I'll be busy monitoring log files and making sure the servers are down. If I'm not busy watching them, the network could go down, and trillions of dollars could be lost. I'm sure whatever it is can wait.
>reverse engineer Android app of local transport system >api calls use hardcoded credentials >api for listing transactions returns the whole database, filtering is done on client side what the fuck, how do you even fuck up THIS bad
Andrew Fisher
Imagine being such a waste of air that you spend your time spouting dumb memes to online sales people who don't give a shit about you and quickly move on with their days.
No bro, you don't understand. PKP is run by the government. The government pays in peanuts, so all good coders work for private sector. If you work for government in Poland, it means you suck.
Mason Peterson
kek this is the funniest image in this board right now fuck linux pussies retards windows for laif
Same shit as endlessly reposting atrocious cancer for guaranteed (You)s. I guess some people's time is just that worthless and they don't have access to any other form of social interaction.
With a twinkle in his eye and a skip in his step, RMS slammed his sky-blue Chevette's rusted-out car door and turned on heel toward the MIT Zoo entrance. Today was a Sunday, and RMS had decided the daily stresses of Free Software, the GPL, and his "crazy drug habits" could go away for just one afternoon while he enjoyed the zoo.
"That'll be twenty-five dollars, sir," the lady at the admission booth said glumly. She looked at RMS expectantly. "I was expecting this zoo to be Free," RMS stated loudly, eyes darting around to gauge onlookers' reactions. There was none. RMS's capital F had went unnoticed. "Can you ensure me that this money will not help fund--"
Easton Rogers
The admissions lady cut him off. "Twenty-five dollars, or twenty bucks with a Mr. Pibb can," the lady cut in.
With a grumble and shake of his beard, RMS handed over twenty five of his hard-earned dollars. Considering that the GPL works to unemploy programmers, one must wonder where this money came from...
By evening, RMS found himself in front of the penguin exhibit. He felt himself start to sweat, which would have been no surprise-- his thick, full, grizzly beard must be worth a thousand down comforters-- except that he was wearing only a pair of nylon biking shorts and a travel pack around his waist. He stared at his hands. What was wrong?
"AWWWK!" a nearby bird offered. RMS wheeled in the direction the screech had come from. He was met with the steely, unfeeling stares of a penguin. "AWK! Ooooh God, the penguin said AWK... lord, lord lord, it's LINUX. THE PENGUIN IS TUX!" RMS blurted out. He felt dizzy, and cold sweat now washed over his brittle, hairy chest. He looked this way and that. From nearby a bird again squawked.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK"
RMS ran as fast as his atrophied hippy-programmer legs could carry him, right thru a gate and into an exhibit. He realized what he had done, and before he could turn around, he heard a low, ominous sound. Like the Devil's riding mower.
He was standing in the Gnu section, and it seemed these bull yaks were in rut and ready to mate with the first hairy thing with a hole in its center they found. Bad luck for RMS and his beard. Just then he felt cloven hooves push him down...
this software was probably contracted by the government. the contractors were so bad that only recently government started to hire programmers directly during the 2014 elections a company was contracted to create a vote counting system, and was paid 1 million usd for it, the company took the money and made an single intern (female) write it in two months for free github.com/wybory2014/Kalkulator1
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That PDF file could be a specially constructed PDF file made to take advantage of exploits in your PDF reader, you never know Open it in a VM to be safe
Kayden Gutierrez
Retarded comics. Nearly everything in Arch comes precompiled from the repositories. Those comics should be about gentoo, not Arch.
Hudson King
>filename *chuckle*
Isaac Lee
t. Has no idea how Arch works
Jaxon Ramirez
Dont know if this really goes itt but fuck it, it'll make some of you laugh.
>Be EE (student) >Be working at a new company as an IoT engineer > They assign me a project to implement IoT tech on a pump control system they already have, made on an arduino framework > Ask them to please send current code so that I can see how their current control algorithm works, as I know Jack shit about pumps > They send me a Dropbox link > In dropbox theres a whole bunch of junk and a fuckin .docx file titled "pump_control_arduino" >Open it >Its the damn code, and it's so fucking horrifying to look at >Huge list of about 40 global variables that aren't even pin input/output declarations, most of thes variables aren't even used > List of 20+ header files, most of them redundant or unnecessary > Every single line is commented, comments are so fucking useless I wonder why the fuck someone even bothered writing them. This is a literal example: int temp = 0 //integer type variable = 0 >and lastly, all of the code is written into the loop (main) function, making it a horrifying 500+ lines incomprehensible mess >The code is about 700 lines and theres literally 2 functions in it.
I am not seeing to many things wrong here. Especially the second code with that functioncall. Of course you could use global variables if you don't want a function with hundreds of parameters (I'm really doing it with globals). The first one is ok... so lala
