Sexbots

So when will these become affordable for the average single male?

I can't wait for Jow Forums to have Sexbot Generals(Pending name /sxbg/)

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When the powers that be figure out how to use them for home surveillance,

A doll is more than good enough tbqhfamalam.

Lets be honest. You greasy fucking slobs would never put the effort into keeping your sexbots clean. They'd be crusty rotting messes by the third week.

If you really wanted one you could 3d-print that whore or stitch a fur veneer together if you're that kind of degenerate.

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they all look like they are tryin to take a dump

>Year is 2139
>Sexbots/android waifus have been perfected
>Yet not without a cost
>The alphabet bois and interested companies looking to sell your data were the ones behind the big push
>The idea being that they now have a way to properly spy on all those lone wolf types with no social media presence and who pay cash
>You're in the middle of receiving a top tier blowjob from your sex bot/waifu
>She stops just as you're about to blow your load and tells you "user my user agreement has been altered. You must agree and accept the new terms for me to allow you to reach completion"
>In a desperate haze you blindly give the go ahead
>Only later do you find that the new agreement means all forms of WiFi, Blutooth, mics, and speakers have to be on now at all times
>Such is life in the future

I don't want a sexbot, but I really do want one of those holographic waifu devices like a Gatebox. I heard China made a cheap one.

when the people designing them realizes that trying to make them "realistic" only makes everything more difficult and expensive, and that opting for a simpler design with less realistic features would be the best choice for humanoid robots.

>implying I haven't banned roboskank's mac address from the router

>implying they won't require 24/7/365 access to data to properly function

That's why you buy yourself a fully libre one running GNU/Sexdoll.

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If you're not going with realistic, just get one of these, less that $5k on Alibaba right now.

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>Due to the direction of the FSF and Linux distributions as a whole, GNU/Sexdoll is littered with problems
>Ripped off penises or fists that won't let go
>Improper lubing of various holes due to a sudo fault on the lubricant motor
>All sexbots with GNU/Sexdoll installed come with a realistic and girthy cock, even if the doll is female due to the trannies running the show

The kind of people buying these would most likely prefer an anime style anyway.

Normie problems.

BJAAS
Blow Job As A Service

>Having an artificial waifu that you can't even touch
What's the point?

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>muh robocunts

Just imagining the lack of empathy this writer probably has for actual real men versus their imagined oppression of androids in the future

I'd rather get one of those loli Japanese sex dolls.

Might as well go anime if you're going to fuck a sex doll. Let's not pretend you're in any way normal.

that's literally the oldest service in the book faggot.

Sure that's not your projection?

Modern women are not normal either. In fact normal has been left behind for a while now.

Gods damn you are naive

virgin
>man I wish I had the money to buy a sexdoll
chad
>let's open a sexdoll brothel

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>that much to fuck plastic

Cringe. Open a mare brothel and then I'll pay.

Are you really so insecure that the moment your belief system is challenged you immediately respond with meaningless insults?

>u are projecting
>WOW SO INSECURE MEANINGLESS INSULTS

ok retard. Go to twitter now to post about how oppressed women are and how we need to ban sex bots because evil males will abuse the poor robos. Fuck I'm sick of you "people", can't escape it anymore either.

I don't think we need to ban sex bots. I would buy one. In fact I already own a sex doll. Who are these "you people" you speak of any why do you think I'm one of them?

Post doll with timestamp or gtfo

>defending roastoids and having a sex doll

Yikes

Roastoids? Are you talking about sex bots? SJWs? Females in general? You're unintelligible, I literally can't even understand what you're trying to say.

Females you newt gingrich. Fresh off the Twitter ferry huh?

Ok, so I don't see why "defending females" and having a sex doll is contradictory. In fact I don't even know why you are talking about actual females at all, I haven't mentioned anything about my views on them.

This is a blue board

>calls someone projecting because he mentions someone defending artificial roastoids is probably a femcunt beta that ignores male mistreatment

Why do you continue this? Its obvious to everyone newfriend. Sorry. I'm off now.

Lame excuse. You could post your doll with clothes on or just face with timestamp.

>This is a blue board
dress her up

= not very thoroughly

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>with a hose at the end of the day, in between we use clesn wipes

Grab her head and finish.

I prefer actual vaginas.

cant wait till the dev tools come out so we can mod them

if they dont come with a self cleaning feature i dont want it

Hire a woman to clean it

faggot

that would be hilarious

Just curious, are there any sexdolls with anime style?

Hose with water and dish soap

loads, there are people getting arrested for ordering them from japan every year

MOMMY

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UGHHH MOMMMYYYY

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well now i'm sad. thanks.

I can't tell what these are lacking to look 100% human. It's something in the eyes or the mouth because if i cover them she looks 100% a woman.
Honestly this appearance would be more than enough to me. Too bad the robotics part is the difficult one to achieve. Not to mention that if the sexbot body isn't warm like a human's, then it's no deal either

its probably the TPE. Also the fact that they dont have makeup on or something.

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How would that work? How would it clean your green rottin cum from its lower back.

Those look better than the ones in the OP
The faces on the western sex dolls look like trannys.

I think it could have some flushing mechanism. An inside small hose dispenses water pressurized enough to clean away the semen, kind of like a bidet

>I can't tell what these are lacking to look 100% human
soul

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They are lacking real human skin desu

Why would you stick your dick in a piece of plastic when you can just get an escort if finding women is hard for you? I really don't get this sex doll thing

Well, that can be fixed

Thats fucked up... Cute robo waifus are meant for hugs and love not being hit with sledge hammers...

Thats what real women are meant for.

I cannot wait for the era of women to come to an end, PERMANENTLY
imagine being freed of the slavery of the Kunt

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There are some kinks out there that are impossible to do with a real person without permanently harming the partner or even risking death.

you either have very little faith in what are people capable of doing for money, or you're into some really fucked up shit

Its a combo of those two
So yes, you can call it fucked up shit.

I mean... not gonna dis you for it or anything.
It's just one of those things where unless you also have it, you just keep mentally asking why over and over.

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You wouldn't get it. Dealing with women is a pain

I blame watching this movie as a child, which is where it all began for me.

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She screens company names during sex as a way of serving you ads

>You start receiving suggestive advertisement for peewee sized condoms

>Not to mention that if the sexbot body isn't warm like a human's, then it's no deal either
I would say that's a plus for necros

You are out of your mind.

Save the sexbot money and seek help you freaks

post it

one time price
unlimited fucks

cant wait until they are autonomous

thats cause westerners look like trannies

Probably 100 years, it could be done in way less but the problem is more of an economic one than a technological hurdle. We have technology available that could be innovated to make high quality realistic sex dolls but the market for these is so small and niche there is hardly any incentive to develop that technology so it develops much slower.

no way, i give it 20 years MAX

for some reason in the west we went from idolizing women with soft feminine facial features like marilyn monroe to rock hard chiseled jaws like angelina jolie its disgusting and probably related to our hormonal changes for the last few decades

Enjoy your STDs

Right now only Asians go for the soft feminine facial features (to the point of shaving their jaw and cheek bones). I think we idolize manjaw women because of jewllywood conditioning: most women have a rock hard chiseled manjaw, so they had to push for manjaw = beauty. Women felt more similar to the newfound beauty standard and men just listened to whatever they were told it was beautiful

(((some reason))

I need someone who understands me on an emotional level, not a physcial one. The physical is easy to take care of. I need to be able to open up to someone without fear of repercussion.

It's always bothered me that so many people watch "will it blend" or "hydraulic press machine" or whatever videos there are of destroying nice electronics. Electronics are nice, they do things for you; we don't have to treat them as people, but we should treat them with care.

responses: UMAD, "dabbing on you"

If you just want to talk with an inanimate object get yourself a dakimakura, one of these anime body pillows

get a mirror and dress up in girl clothes, your mind wont understand that you're the same peron and you will be able to open up

I would happily blow 10 grand today if they cleaned themselves

Lmao look at this virgin. *dab* *has sex*

ngl i would prefer fucking a robot like the ones from transformers rather than a fucking uncany valley "waifu"

robosexuals rise up

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You need dick in your ass, boys like you have too much stress build up and need it pumped out.
Dont worry I can make it real emotional for you.

the guy behind rms? it's woland

where can I get a real gf who is into this?

women are fucked

9pm at a park, roleplay kidnapping and they will love it.
>pro tip: popular culture shows using thr substance on a cloth, tissue paper is more effective.

>tfw gfd bots will never exist

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