We've reached peak clownworld

Our local Audi dealer does something similar. When you buy a higher up model they cover your car in basically a red velvet curtain and video it being revealed to you and put it on their website. Happened to a friend buying an rs4, I'd have refused to do something so cringey but some lap it up.

12 year olds

absolute state of westerners

HONK HONK

imagine this being a highlight of your day, buying fucking iShit

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So tired ...

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>highlight of your day
you mean year
if not life

based sataniaposter

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Based

This is why the rest of the world hates white people

ANIMETARDS GTFO

>White people

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anime website etc

Based

Mutts aren't white. They're light skinned negros.

The employees were laughing because he didn't get the OnePlus 7 Pro instead.

Well, in they're obviously white. The forced celebration and excitement just makes it look like they're detached from reality. To be fair, this is mostly with Americans.

I was on a train in Hong Kong one time when a Western group, couldn't tell if they were all American but I heard an American accent in there, boarded and were just so excited to be there they started shouting. Then every chink on that train stared at them and they immediately shut the fuck up. The look of embarassment on their faces is something you will remember for the rest of your life.

To be fair, one was a nigress.

shut up chink shill

>bizarre viral video

Literally this was happening in 2007 with the first iPhone.
How is this news?
Oh wait, because there’s no actual sense of community or kinship in the Android world. The concept of being first at anything or being revered is alien.

7 years ago all of those employees would have been too busy dealing with the queue.

>oobely boo
enjoy your 720p display buyer's remorse

>kinship
>in cellphones
Jesus. You don't have family and friends? Just LOLLLLL

I wonder how they'd react if someone bought that shit then half way through the adulation line upon exit they stopped, dropped the product, proceeded to stomp it into pieces then pull out that product's competitor's device and started cheering.

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All they care about is selling their subpar hardware.

>first to buy something
>somehow an accomplishment

The cheering would stop, the women would shed tears while the men would boo, there may even be some yelling as a few of the employees demand that he pick up the pieces. The actual violence would come from the other customers though.

would you blow $1,400 to make a point in front of retards who wouldn't get it?

For those who googled the article and were cucked by the business insider adblock-blocker:

twitter.com/dvanboom/status/1174806970341085184

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>$1.4k
Pocket change.

how demeaning is it to work for apple and receive a company memo requiring employees to show up during these events and clap like trained monkeys

it offsets the buyer's remorse effect when you realize all you bought was a phone

they use cult dynamic methods to make the purchase behavior feel beneficial to yourself

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one of the basic rules for cult indoctrination

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This is the highlight of their lives

>"wipipo"

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God I hate white people so much.

>London
I honestly thought it was just a meme

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well of course it's all gonna be pakis in a pakistani city

the UK is still whiter than the US. It's just that white people in the UK aren't obsessed with fruit devices

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HALLELUJAH BROTHERS I USED TO BE A SINNER BUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TIM COOK BLESSED ME AND WASHED AWAY THE BLOOD HALLELUJAH IN THE NAME OF APPLE I COMMAND THOSE WINDOWS DEVILS TO BACK OFF OOOOOOOOOOOOH HALLELUJAH TIM COOK AMEN AMEN REPENT SINNERS IT COSTS ONLY $999 TO STAND WITH TIM COOK AND PROCLAIM THE GLORY OF APPLE HALLELUJAH I THANK THE REVOLUTION SPIRIT FOR GIVING ME ETERNAL SALVATION IN TIM COOK OOOOOOH COME ON WANDERERS AND SINNERS GET SAVED FROM THE TRAPS OF THE DDDDDDDDEVIL AND WALK WITH APPLE AMEN AMEN AMEN

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Not even getting started about muttistan, but 2011 census?
Are you out of your goddamn mind?

they don't do a weekly census, user.

huh? they've been doing that sort of shit forever the fuck

>*STOMP STOMP CLAP*
>*STOMP STOMP CLAP*
>*WE ARE*
>*WE ARE*
>*APPLE*

There wouldn't be nothing wrong with it if this wasn't a decade during which the UK's nonwhite population at least quadrupled. And I'm being conservative with that number.

send me 1.4k then,

the UK should be 99% white.

>implying I'd even send you $0.14

we'll see in 2021. the fact is that these are the most recent data sets from both countries.

England is a lost cause. at least wales is doing OK.

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>t. poorfag

12 year olds would be embarrassed by this shit. More like 7 year olds.

>asian
you mean pakis

someone has to run the paki shops, user.
not like i made the graph.

>t.actual poorfag

because other multinational retailers never cheer his consumer by buy stuffs. I never see Huawei, Samsung or Wal-Mart making ovations

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see

You know they've done studies that show that whites in the US are far more racially pure than whites in europe, right?

>doesn't link any
being white is far more of a cultural thing than having 0.2% native american in you anyway

>be american
>clap for buying phones

I hope those employees were tipped well

laugh at this retard for assuming white and mutt are two different descriptions
>40% irish 35 german% 20% norwegian 5% russian yup im a pure blooded white

>peak
There is no peak.
It diverges towards infinity.
The maddening will continue for all eternity.

all of those things are white you utter faggot

>queue up for a day or more.
>drop $1k on a phone
>smash it before you make it out the door

You’ll sure show those fags.

this isn't even the first time this has happened you dumbass right wing shitlord

the uk should be 100% white. more specifically 100% celt/anglo

Name of the manga?
For research purposes of course...

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Ba- oh wait.

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basted

I literally had a lucid dream this morning where I was riding (wearing?) one of those wheel things and I was thinking "where the fuck are my pedals?"

Why this reminds me of North Korea?

same mindset except this time its voluntary

Yeah, it’s kinda spooky.

It'd be a good way to get attention for a new android blog or anti apple blog or something

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please sirs do the needful and delet this

Use SauceNAO, you absolute fucking newfag.

Do japs circumcise

Wait, but employees/other customers reacting like this is nothing new. Does anyone have the store opening ritual employees do? I feel like that needs more attention.

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t. retard

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s-sauce

moving the goalposts

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Why did they put all the blacks on one side?

Why the hell would they? They're not a nation raised by semites.

Only when it's absolutely necessary.

the meme is not a joke, this is literally the whole reason a behind muslim brotherhood, they just hate american consumerism and materialism, it's the devil to them and it must be destroyed.