Get hired by FSF

>get hired by FSF
>tfw these are your coworkers

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Nice, what is my wage?

do a 360 and walk away

Looks like I am working in the creche

free beer

I'm out. Freedom ain't free.

Stallman should have known better.

Good emotions and the blessings or the free software community, as with every open source project.

Right

First things first we are going on a group trip to an optician and replacing all of those frames

>get hired by sagmeister & walsh ad agency
>tfw these are your coworkers

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What's wrong with the frames?

If women walked around with bare tits and bare feet like that I'd have a throbbing erection all the time. I'd probably be the office massager.

You realize 360 degrees means... nevermind, just go kys already

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the chink looks based, i'd hang out with him and ignore the rest. he's probably the boss anyway.

I don't genuinely get this one, they look like normal nerdy types.

Do they only hire blind people?

This would have been rather interesting if they made all the men wear the skirts, tights and high heels and women wear the shirts.

It could be worse, like said, they just look like a bunch of nerds, and since they're at the FSF they probably know what they're doing.

right back at you, post-2000 born zoomer

Nah, I bet he's the kinda guy that keeps everything afloat, but allows the other passive-aggressive, narcissistic assholes to treat him like shit.

you're so underage that you don't recognize Xbox 360 memes

pedostache guy looks like he'd be fun to hang out with too

>this is kevin
>he is going to walk you through the process of understand the genre identity rationale here, and how to excel at remembering all the pronouns
>welcome aboard

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I would hate having to 1-on-1 talk with any of these people. The autism would be unbearable.

>this is Ronda
*silence*

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Yup, keep shitting on the FSF and enjoy your botnet future.

i've met all these people, they're all pretty nice if not a bit shy
t. went to libreplanet once

>Two asian guys who probably do most of the work right now, Sam Simmons in middle back there and then a bunch of retards.

No, that's Sam.

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She looks bad because of the glasses and the haircut, not because she's actually ugly.

you should leave

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all the botnet future has to do to get them on their side is say "muh online hate" and "muh alt-right"

which is funny, because back when it was "muh pedoshit" and "muh terrorism" they didn't give a single fuck

>this is punished Steve
>we call him that because one time we had to dye his hair after one of his naughty commits
*frightly nods*

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>this is Margee
>she has a penguin tatooed on her bicep
>don't ask

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>hired
Which free as in free do you not understand

Lets go around the table and say our pronouns.

You can turn 360° and end up facing the opposite way. Are you so limited in your thinking?

They all like pretty normal autistic people to be honest.

What the average linux user looks like

I can tell what kind of porn the top row middle guy like already.

Why are they so fat? I guess my job is to meme them into being human shaped.

Newfag

No wonder FSF ain't getting shit done for the past two decades. These jerkoffs couldn't guide a turd down a toilet.

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Down right one screams
>Problematic

Never go in a elevator alone with her.

you must be new and underage here

At least they don't look like useless SJW diversity hires and can get shit done

>She dilates

Can't wait to see the Netflix Adaptation.

none of them suit them

chink and noncestash actually look drawn on fcs

A non tranny, non- identity politics free software org has to be created or this concept is going to crash and burn.

We should start an org and the code of conduct must include using all the naughty words and everyone must make fun of the others religion, race, weight, etc.

This. They look like regular people.

>sagmeister
>none of the tits are particularly saggy
>none of the guys have saggy ballsacks
what did they mean by this?

She actually looks like she was born a woman

Thank you for the opportunity sir. What’s the policy on office relationships?

more women than i expected, but otherwise looks exactly how i'd expect. actually, no, i expected them to be fatter and less trendy/hipster-y so looks-wise it's an improvement.

props to the one asian guy who actually dresses like he takes the job seriously and not like he works as a bartender, i feel like every casual office has one asian who dresses like that anyway

That's a radiant enough smile that I'd put my dick on her being a girl (female)

>You can turn 360° and end up facing the opposite way.
Cool, you're retarded

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>can't into basic maths
90° - fall backwards
180°- roll over
90° - fall upwards
Go be stupid somewhere else.

Here's a diagram because you're obviously 14 and you IQ is single digits.

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>Newfag doesn't even recognize the 360 moot meme lmao

>the only thing they commit is community conduct policies to every single extant repository
>spend the rest of the day tweeting "some thoughts" and "early thoughts" on things they have no idea about

Everyone supports free software until it's their turn to give back and work for free. Being around those people while being PAID is annoying enough. Imagine doing it for FREE.

Ha!

> newfags in this thread except falling for oldfag bait

Then you would be facing the same way you retard.

This. Let's do it.

>two asian guys
one of them is clearly a hapa.
kill it with fire.

bad quality bait there

Holy shit Stallman quit FSF

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> sir
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!?!?! REEEEE

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How many psych meds do you think they take each day?

>PHP meetup ruined
maybe these SJWs are onto something

Each one takes at least Ssri, Xanax, and hrt

Kinda cute desu

Yeah that's pretty based of them ngl

lmao

Is that the god I wish it were me guy?
FSF is dead without Stallman

Programmers and freetards were always freaks dude.

That photo is extremely dysgenic.

>being this new
Go back.

new fag

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>tfw you find out you are the diversity hire with the saggy balls

they only sag when its warm

Googly eyes, cross eyes

when will Jow Forums stop falling for this bait? every time 360 degrees and walk away is posted, some always pretends to not get it and the whole threads gives them (You)s

C-can I work remote?

They should hire at least a single woman. Jesus.