Why don't you have a thinkpad gf yet, Jow Forums?

Because I have Dell XPS, why to switch cuz you already have better one ;)

>whoring out your employee for views

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forgot link: youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo

My girlfriend was about to get a thinkpad but when she asked me about the stats we found out that the new models aren't really all that good, so she ended up getting one of the top of the line elitebooks instead.

>not after dinner I did a shit

My thinkpad is already my gf

she is legit kind of boyish, but probably a girl because of her hands

>using women the right way
>bad

I can almost see the giant cookie sized nipples
some guy is working his ass off just to witness those fun bags every morning

she knows her place at least

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She's honestly a pretty good presenter, it sounds like she actually knows what she's talking about despite just being an actress.

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this. nice bobbes but the ink is a no no

She looks so Jewish it's not even funny.

I'm psychologically unattractive.

Stop whining incels.

I'm not whining, I'm just stating a fact. OP asked a question and I answered.

I know it's because I'm autistic but I genuinely don't know why people want a GF. Why would you want to come home to a stranger after a full day of time SPENT around strangers. Even in my erotic fantasies, the idea of coming home to someone who isn't part of my immediate family still puts me off.
>HURR DURR BUT IT'S NOT A STRANGER, IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND
YES BUT at the start the person IS a stranger. It would stop being weird coming home to that person after about 10 years, and for those first 10 years it would just be weird and unsettling.
I just don't know what it is that makes people seek interpersonal relationships. Why do you want them? They're a sink of money and time. And most of them end poorly, so getting into one is just setting yourself up for disaster. Are you dumb?

You could keep quiet instead, nobody addressed you personally. While you're at it, you can go to the gym and man the fuck up huh?

Any “girl” that willingly uses a thinkpad either has a Y chromosome or no hygiene

>I..I..I have standards. I'm not an incel, I swear!

why don't you suck my dick you fucking faggot?

youtu.be/kMpjP67MbyA

Pathetic

I'm not watching that cult master.

based incest autist

>just go to the gym bro

Where do you retards even come from? I swear I thought the age of bigotry is over, yet I still see moronic ableist shit like this and people wonder why racism and sexism are still alive.

Smh.

It's okay to be retarded.

From the real world, retard.
It's literally not, seek help.

how do i get a knowledgable milker gf like this?

>imagine still being tied down to primitive drive like sex/procreation/family/friends/people
kek

Clearly you don't live in it. I really wish you bigots would just fuck off. You clearly only understand a bubble of the whole pictute.

she's a typical german festival slut
look at all those wristbands, yuck. fucking whore

fickiere dich hinweg, gelbfiebriger hurensohn

also this is an ad to a Thinkpad supplier you retards, you honestly think she knows what she's talking about

The chick is ugly af

RREEEE REEE CHADS RUINING MY LIRFE AGAIN REE

>t. incel

>or no hygiene
Sounds good to me.

Being a moron is worse than that.

I didn't say that. I'm just saying your unsolicited advice isn't prescriptive or effective.

>not noticing my post was a new IP
Faggot.

still cute

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Pretend roastie posting is almost as bad as pretend nigger posting

I'm so fucking lonely

Why does this cumslut sound like she's laughing at the end of every sentence?

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I dont read that shit because I'm not a faggot retard like you who watches a thread like some cumbrian addicted bigot.

Until there are board wide IDs on post I'm going to assume things such as identity. Deal with it faggot.

Ugly enough that she does it on purpose. She'll accuse you of rape if you look at her wrong

>ink
One fat yike from me

>implying that it's a girl
kill it with fire

That's a chinkpad.

My T60 was stolen, and another used one would be expensive in my country, with taxes and shipping. I still want one, not in the short-term, because I'm tight on money this end of year.
Maybe I will get a W520, or a W530; I'm also considering another 15" T60. The taller screen is great to read ebooks viewing the whole page.
Unfortunately, the older screens are very expensive, and the computer itself would be, of course, slower. Decisions, decisions.
At home, I use a cheap laptop I bought to save energy, with external keyboard and mouse.

>those crazy eyes
over 50% chance she is a psycho

That's just what (((german))) females look like

that's a dude

pic related is a girl

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>disgusting tranny with a bunch of tattoos and heavy makeup trying its hardest to fit in and get a channel going to milk retards for views
Fucking clown world.

Cause I use a dell latitude 7000 series OP. Chinkpads can fuck off last thinkpad I own was T61. Feels good to have soft rubber surface versus some garbageass plastic.

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Mental and physical fitness makes life better. If not, then you suck at fitness.

Have sex

kys chink lover, traitor of the race

Post all the different flavors of her

Nice rack, and the presentation is also good.

>20 second intro for a 2 minute video

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because it will break in 2-3 years tops

calm down, Hans

Dumb bitch can't even speak English.

im asian, dumbass
no go jack off to your BBC porn

Thinkpad is stinkpad

mein neger

i can't stand germans desu.