Nickname Thread

ITT we think of some satirical nicknames for each Jow Forums user and each Jow Forums meme..

Here are the ones I thought of so far:

>The Not So Secretly Gay Guy (Fagapore)
>Ola My Pedos (Sick Spanish Pedo)
>The Furry (Hong Kong)
>The Other Furry (Me)
>Yet Another Furry (That American who keeps role-playing with himself)
>And The Indistinguishables (All other USA posters)

Also starring:
>ICE FAIRIES!!!!! :0 (Cirno)
>Blow It Out of Your Booty (Duke Nukem)
>Finnish Autistic Furfag (Finnish Autistic Lion)
>Le Dank Maymay (frogposting)
>Oi Mate, I'm a Meme! (Pooftah)
>The Jow Forums Gay Pride Parade (gayposting)
and...
>Rareflags! (it's pretty self explanatory)

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I think you missed the day they taught the meaning of nickname in English class

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wowie you thought of me?
How nice of you, nice

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You're welcome.

Am I considered indistinguishable?

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It's a bit hard to differentiate between different American posters, to be honest, especially if that poster is not a namefag.

screw it. amonymous or namefag it doesnt matter anymore. im going to be the best poster on Jow Forums

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based

Just saying that means you're doomed to fail

Maybe I must need to change my nickname

snekx

am i?

how will you be the best poster?

assclown (amei)

Honest Abe, more like Honest Gay'be.
Abe is alright though.

(((Alice))), that girl who should be in an insane asylum.

Rome-ania, the Legion poster user.

Hi Fagapore

>MooM

That guy who makes flags fuckable.

Hmmm, pretty good.

Does anyone else have satirical nicknames to share?

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okay

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the absolute state of Jow Forums

these aren't really nicknames.
they are just longer, less catchy versions of existing names or descriptions of what someone posts

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Yeah, I know.

I couldn't find a better word to describe the "satirical nicknames", so I used that phrase instead.

To be honest, the only reason I made this thread is to see how Jow Forums would look like in one of those Honest Trailers. I know that an Honest Trailer of Jow Forums (or Jow Forums in general) will never happen, but It seems like a fun idea to think about.

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Yikes

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yes

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the Spaniard who old talks about his dick; shall be known as Dick Spain
the aussie Cirnoposter is already known as Nice 9's
Heaven shall be known as That guy who fucks old woman
Amei shall be known as Fatty-fat-fat
and ching chong Hong Kong shall be knowns as That furfag with a god complex.

based (me)
unbased (eveyrone else)
wdyt

based but im also based stupid kike

(you) shall now be known as Jow Forums jew

I call Cirno the autistic blue fairy!