/csg/ - Chinkanese Scum General

CHINK SHIT GENERAL - KINDLY WAIT TWO WEEKS DEAR EDITION

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

It's probably time to start thinking of getting that chink shit your loved ones wanted for xmas. Feel free to post your gift ideas. For reference, here are the lists for previous years. Be aware many of these products may not be available anymore:

>/csg/ Christmas 2017 gift ideas
imgur.com/a/1UEh7

>/csg/ Christmas 2018 gift ideas
imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Trannycord link
discord.gg/Xh6uS32

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Randomizer
>fucking dead

>Chink Shit Infographic (slightly outdated)
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Old thread
>Shitty chink shit news
dear fren just wiggle connector. cable works
user gets super mega chinked
confirms his new lamp works
MEM-T earphones have user's seal of approval
what if I don't even love myself?
for "gf"
user follows the teachings of tiananon
user orders pens and then asks for recommendations
nice cactus for ants
crossdressing user gets new stuff
sorry I ran out of nice funny images, all I have is on fire
entitled user has a seizure
please understand more
we never learn
user's package is stuck in a loop
user considers cute anime girl bedsheets

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Other urls found in this thread:

track.4px.com/query/)
aliexpress.com/i/32803988756.html
youtube.com/watch?v=yrbpwCJIlEA
youtube.com/watch?v=xidHiUsTwgk
aliexpress.com/item/32988310698.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.0.0.6a69178aKhvF18&algo_pvid=08455c63-6b1d-407e-9735-5e5aef145631&algo_expid=08455c63-6b1d-407e-9735-5e5aef145631-0&btsid=6ba16184-09f2-4eb5-87ee-5d1eb2f349a7&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_52
aliexpress.com/item/32985241943.html
aliexpress.com/item/4000163971527.html
youtube.com/watch?v=ufW1Ogsq83o
amazon.com/Plugable-Mechanical-Enthusiasts-Backlighting-Double-shot/dp/B01MA6O13L/ref=as_li_ss_il?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1507870801&sr=1-2&keywords=plugable mechanical keyboard&linkCode=li3&tag=cheapmkbs-20&linkId=71950a74cc30a167d4ade7680e977b59
amazon.com/DREVO-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Backlight/dp/B07SG4MLKC/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?keywords=DREVO+Gramr+84+Key+Backlit+Tenkeyless+USB+Wired+Mechanical+Gaming+Keyboard+Red+Switch-White&qid=1569292122&s=electronics&sr=8-1-fkmr1&th=1
amazon.com/Velocifire-Mechanical-Double-Shot-Copywriter-Programmer/dp/B071W16NVZ
aliexpress.com/item/32906736765.html
es.aliexpress.com/item/32893754462.html
es.aliexpress.com/item/32742079000.html
aliexpress.com/item/32962956720.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>user considers cute anime girl bedsheets
>anime girl
>girl

So chang is willing to give a refund but wants me to give 5 stars before he sends the money.
Do i accept it and if he doesn't send the money back i open a dispute or just tell him to fuck off and tell him to send the money first?
First time i'm in this situation.

If your shit didn't arrive, I'm guessing he wants one of those five star "item didn't arrive but seller agreed to refund me". As long as you mention in the feedback that the seller is going to refund you, I don't think he could use that as evidence to fight a dispute.

But if the item arrived and is defective, I'd ask for the money first.

Fuk you!
Fisrt post ching chong
you did not chong

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Item arrived and is defective and that's the problem here because if i give 5 stars then try to start a dispute then i'll look like an idiot is what i think and i possibly won't get the refund either.

Yeah, in that case, money first.

please understand

Are there any flashlights with a color temperature of 2500-3000 K?

Do you guys get feedback from the sellers after you have left feedback for them? I used to but havent had anything after the last half a dozen or so orders.
There's nothing wrong with the feedback that I leave, btw.

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not that guy but those are key extractors and levers (or cranks... I have no idea what the short metal bits used to cock up the lock are called in my language let alone english)
I make do with tempered bobby pins, and it works good enough for a quick pick
if user is still lurking for lockpicks I'd suggest (due to lack of knowledge about alternatives) to check amazon

What is your go-to purchase to buy on places like Ali? Things that are consistently cheap yet useful.
I always buy some USB cables or port adapters with each purchase

What is some neat shit under $4 that is useful?

I have 4 flashlights that are 2700K and 1 3000K from around 2014. These 5 flashlights are now my least favorite after I started buying high CRI 5000K~5500K tints.

>user follows the teachings of tiananon
Nice.

Also no mousepads yet desu, used free shipping for each.
Still waiting. Not buying anything on that account until I either get chinked or disappeared kek.

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>remove one item from cart from one seller, should not affect anything else
>total jumps by 200 Freedumb Bucks
>shipping increases 3 fold
>try increasing and decreasing qty of items in cart from same sellers
>fixes it
>set qty back to what I actually want
>still fixed
WAT
So if I were retarded and just thought that price made sense, me get chinked long time?

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>shipment cancelled

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yes

I've got a 23 cents order sent through 4PX新邮经济小包.

I've never heard of it before, what kind of fucking courier is that?

rarely

cri for boomers who fall for the tricks

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Singapore Express

Ever wonder if chang is watching /csg/ to keep tabs on the big dumdum laowais?

It's very slow. They sometimes relay packages through China Post (tracking is still from track.4px.com/query/) and those arrive pretty fast.

Why the Chink Shit Randomizer is down?


Jow Forums 10~20 dollars things to use my $4 coupon

wat

>Why the Chink Shit Randomizer is down?
Ali blocks iframes from showing its pages so no csr until the maintainer finds a workaround.

Get it

I'm using the "open in new tab" button to see the products but it is a very boring method to seek some chink shit

>pay an extra 30c for Ali Standard Shipping
>get Yanwen'd anyway
fucking slopes

The only other alternative is to get an extension that blocks iframe rules. Both Chrome and Firefox have them. Beware though, when I tried this I noticed most of the shit in the randomizer hasn't been updated since it broke.

aliexpress.com/i/32803988756.html

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i found a perfect anthem for these threads
youtube.com/watch?v=yrbpwCJIlEA

dear friends, I have 20 shekels to fuck around with

what do I buy?

You into electronics, radio, anything of the sort?

Where I live they are replacing the sodium street lamps I've grown up with with shitty white LEDs. I usually like LEDs but it's completely ruined night time for me. I go on nightly walks and it depresses me, instead of an atmospheric night time vibe it just feels like a shittier day time.

I doubt it will help but I'm hoping for some kind of torch that can recreate the old aesthetic of sodium street lights.

thanks

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That really sucks user.
When I was drunk and depressed in high school, I used to stumble down the back roads and for some reason the color of the sodium lamps was comforting to me.

Anybody used chink shit for SMD work?
I've only ever worked on THT parts and I'm looking to make some of my circuits a bit smaller desu.

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Are Battery Banks from aliexpress safe? I don't want to commit op's image

How are AE caps in terms of reliability?

You talking the BYOB banks where you just put in some 18650s or something else?

Not sure, Haven't gotten a chance to put them to the test yet.
I imagine the electrolytics are gonna be the worst, but fine for simple hobby stuff.

No im just fucking autistic and forgot its called a power bank not a battery bank

this is more fitting
youtube.com/watch?v=xidHiUsTwgk

I like electronics and tinkering desu

Je suis de tout coeur avec toi, user

I bought the following item recently from Alixpress but has anyone else have experience buying CPU from sellers on there?

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>I imagine the electrolytics are gonna be the worst, but fine for simple hobby stuff.
Yeah I definitely wouldn't use them in production stuff. Same with cheap Chinese trannies. You never know if what you're getting is actually close to it's rated voltage and specs.

interesting
aliexpress.com/item/32988310698.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.0.0.6a69178aKhvF18&algo_pvid=08455c63-6b1d-407e-9735-5e5aef145631&algo_expid=08455c63-6b1d-407e-9735-5e5aef145631-0&btsid=6ba16184-09f2-4eb5-87ee-5d1eb2f349a7&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_52

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I bet you could also find a good deal of Trump+Jesus stuff.

i never really liked the sodium lamps, they always make my eyes and head hurt if i took a walk during night time in an area illuminated by those, dunno why. even the high wattage fluorescent stuff seemed to better light stuff and did not cause me any ailments, maybe i'm dysfunctional or some shit.

>be me
>looking for metal enclosures for a project
>find another seller that has a neat selection
>see pic and link related in the recommendations when I scroll down to read the reviews
>330DIY Design Linear Actuator 12V 24V Reciprocating Cycle Mini DC Gear Motor 12/24V 20mm Stroke Linear Actuator For Sex Machine
aliexpress.com/item/32985241943.html

If it's got a lithium battery avoid it. You're just asking for trouble.
The BYOB battery banks come in all different sizes and are just glorified battery holders+BMS+boost converters(i think, I haven't actually looked at one in depth.)
You'd be using your own, QUALITY(PLEASE user, you may be autistic but in case you've not noticed this isn't Autism Speaks - you don't need to die.) cells in it. (imr has genuine stuff. they can also be salvaged from things like cordless drills, laptop batteries, etc)
"DIY power bank" should have what you want

You could always check out some cheap components or supplies like copper clad board or perfboard, maybe pick up a nodemcu(few breads ago some user managed to turn his neighbors against each other with a wifi deauther kek) or some arduinos. Silicone insulated hookup wire is always nicer than PVC, and somewhat cheap, etc.

>csg
>winnie the pooh
Fucking based user. Jinping dislikes.

(Me)
Shit. Please understand.
>pic related

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the $200 shizue minase figure has been bootlegged and is available for $30

aliexpress.com/item/4000163971527.html

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looks like ass

>user orders pens and then asks for recommendations

>First time posting here.
>Make the news
>Am I the Choosen One?

Also: recommend me some nice office supplies. Gel pens, mechanical pencils, fountain pens, cool ink colors, organizers...

more like tits

I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT

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I'm looking to buy the K20/Mi 9T and it's currently at CAD $372 which is pretty good. Is xiaomi known to do good discount during the holidays or black friday?

Should I wait or get it now?

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brave man.

>interchangeable titties
We really are living in the future

Can anyone recommend any decent cheap mech keyboards for typing? Bonus points if they're clicky (e.g red clone switches)

I should point out I have read the InstallGentoo wiki. I'm just clueless when it comes to the differences of most chink mech keyboards.

why the fuck do people recommend buying gpus on chink sites when they aren't even cheaper?

What's the best budget smart bulbs that's compatible with a Google Home?

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TP Link Kasa. No hub or any bullshit needed. Cheap, but good quality. App works nice too.

Pro or no? I have the non-Pro version and it's excellent. Not sure the Pro is worth the extra money. In my experience, waiting on price drops for smart phones is a futile exercise as there is always something new to catch your eye. Just pull the trigger, it's a very capable phone.

Non pro and yes it does seem like a fantastic piece of hardware for the price. I can't decide between black and blue though.

I love the look of the colored ones with the little strands of light in the fade but the black looks great too with that red button.

>cheap out on 3 bucks postnl and go for free shipping
>wang sends it via postnl anyway

Does anyone know where to find this clock/timer/temperature/alarm device? You use it by turning it to to the side according to a specified functionality. Saw it in some Youtuber's video. Thought it was neat.

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postnl is probably free and he's trying to gook you out of 3 bucks.

that camera's retarded and fragile.

What are the cheapest chinkshit headphones/earbuds whatever the fuck?

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nope youtube.com/watch?v=ufW1Ogsq83o

besides i dont give a flying shit. I've had a phone with a front camera and havent used it once except to shave my neck

Is mediakek safe in 2019?

that's a paid promotion. don't believe a word they say. all these big techtuber channels are taking money... especially that unboxing shill.

>mediakek
>trusting chinks with your x86 code in 2019

It's a klockis. You can find those at ikea. I could not find chinese copies, but surely they must exist.

Most red switches aren't clicky.
amazon.com/Plugable-Mechanical-Enthusiasts-Backlighting-Double-shot/dp/B01MA6O13L/ref=as_li_ss_il?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1507870801&sr=1-2&keywords=plugable mechanical keyboard&linkCode=li3&tag=cheapmkbs-20&linkId=71950a74cc30a167d4ade7680e977b59
amazon.com/DREVO-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Backlight/dp/B07SG4MLKC/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?keywords=DREVO+Gramr+84+Key+Backlit+Tenkeyless+USB+Wired+Mechanical+Gaming+Keyboard+Red+Switch-White&qid=1569292122&s=electronics&sr=8-1-fkmr1&th=1
amazon.com/Velocifire-Mechanical-Double-Shot-Copywriter-Programmer/dp/B071W16NVZ
if you can solder you can make these 1000x better by just replacing the switches

Google home is fucking stupid and you should be ashamed of yourself

>amazon links

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Not chinkshit, but Sony MH755s are amazing. They cost like $15 and sound like IEMs that cost ten or fifteen times that. You just have to solder a new cable on.

Oh my bad. I thought most reds were. Cheers for the links, user.

You won't be able to find any decent mechanical keyboard cheaper than the Velocifire on aliexpress.

aliexpress.com/item/32906736765.html
these aren't as aesthetic however

es.aliexpress.com/item/32893754462.html
es.aliexpress.com/item/32742079000.html

thanks! looks like it's the same price as the chinkshit that this user found on Ali.
man.. this color scheme and text is retarded. those icons are so much nicer.

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I bought 3 of a 1.50$ mp3 speakers.
Its tiny and a bit quiet and non-mp3 files need to be purged, but I think I have a plan for chrismas.

I clicked on the es.aliexpress.com link and now nothing fucking works and all I see are spic words. site doesn't even load anymore. wtf man

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Recently I bought a R5 1600, a snowman cooler and a Rx 480 to build a PC from scratch.
Rx 480 ran hot on oc but undervolts at 1025@800mv / 1250@1v which is really good, can't go higher than 1360 stable regardless of voltage
Still testing R5 1600 but seems to oc Rock solid [email protected] (10 mins prime95) on Asrock b450 pro4.
The snowman cooler is silent as fuck and keeps the CPU at 72°C on Aida64 stress. No good thermal paste though, I still haven't received the gd900. There is a Big "no no" though as the sellers often don't protect the cooler quite enough and there are some bend shims.

link?

try to use the international version, have you tried closing the tab and paste the link again in a new one?

I removed cookies. now I'm back to normal.
AE has some of the shittiest programming ever. I've encountered so many bugs while browsing and clicking on shit.
not to mention that it's the only e-commerce site that doesn't have the NOT keyword in search. and has no advanced search options either. their programmers are monkeys.

christmas gift
aliexpress.com/item/32962956720.html

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holy fuck that's autistic and kinda neat desu

skull cane ?

Cute coolers

just got the rope lighters I ordered back in june (lol 3 1/2 months) with ebay coupons. pretty neat

Still using an Aliexpress Skylake i7 CPU in my desktop.
It was as described and still works fine after years of use at 1.38-1.4 volts.
I paid 10% more to buy from a seller who tested each CPU and had near-perfect feedback.

I like it

Hdd anti-vibration brackets arrived.

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What's the smallest, most value DAP that I could get?

Who still uses spinning rust?