"Hi user, would you like to be my personal toilet?"

>"Hi user, would you like to be my personal toilet?"

What do you respond.

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no

Only for pee

i respond with NO GO AWAY

this, my liver is fucked enough

I'd rather let amei and Denmark double team me in a sun baked port o John.

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Elaborate please.

Human waste is NOT FOR SEXUAL. I'd rather get shit faced tore up with amei, Denmark, SSP and any amount of shitty bant posters then get fucked in the most degrading and humiliating way possible inside of a 130 degree port o potty at a festival than become a human toilet.
Bet.

I would respond by saying “get away from me thot I banjsh you from my view”

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Kek, good answer

that's hot

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Sure for 70 billion dollars

I would do it for a minimum wage per week.

peoplo who like scat and piss should be killed

no u

nay thee

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Fuck off roastie. The only one allowed to use me as a toilet is Ueno.

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Rude

no.

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Yes ma'am please sit on my face and release your shit.

based america

"Do i even know you?"

You can shit and piss on me, I’ll even drink your pee but no eating shit or any vomit at all.

Crap on my erection dicc pls.

While I wear a condom and fap with yer shit with a latex glove on me hand

YES

you'd probably enjoy that more than sex with your own wife sick fuck

In the mouth

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se ti vedo per strada ti spacco quella faccia di merda che ti ritrovi e metto questo sito nella tua lista del tuo file HOSTS

Buona fortuna a trovarmi coglione

No it's not fuck off homo.
I'd enjoy sex with Anna belle peaks more than with my wife given the chance. What's your point?

Pee

>NCP
>nice cock pal

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Nigger clitty pee

Nigger
Ogleing
Retard
Munching
Infinite
Ejaculate

Nigel cucked Palestine :^)
Normally
Outside
Making
It
Entertaining