You are now breathing manually

You are now breathing manually.

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You are now blinking manually.

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You are now swallowing manually.

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I am now spitting on you manually.

TFW when you can't control your thoughts. Western society is shit. if you had some experience in meditation you could easily avoid breathing manually and set the direction of your thoughts with intention. Intention is what other people.call magick

??? dude chill lmao

Your body is itching in at least one place.
There is no comfortable spot for your tongue to rest, it just sits there awkwardly.
Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed.
You haven't cleared you throat for a while.
Uncross your legs.
You now realize you need to go to the toilet.

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weird shit. i started wanking automatically.

You left a pizza in the oven

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You are now aware of how bad your posture is and straighten up. But now you think about how long its been like that and how bad your back will probably be as you get older.

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Make it happen

You now remember you don't have a qt 3.14 big tiddie goth gf

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You are now realizing that Cirno has owned Kek so many times it's not even funny anymore

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Dabbin on these hoes like im on xanny xan (XAN!)
Smashin every bitch i like on Instagram (whoo!)
Yo mamma calls me daily calls me "noodle tony" (tony?!)
I bone her and then flail my arms like *DABERONI* (skrrrt skrrt)
I cum and pull up to yo crib and party stops (shhh!)
You cry but i dont give a shit the glock goes "BRAAAP" (BRAAAAAAAP)
9 millie in your skully no more good boy points (whack)
Your piss jugs break and soak into your clothes, all while i smoke a joint (puff puff)

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you're such a nigger

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