Admit it you've never loved hating anyone in Jow Forums more than me

What part don't you understand? I like you, but I don't like that I like you.

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>I like you
Yeah that's the part I don't understand. Are you mentally ill?

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First thing I don't even hate you.
Second thing there are people here that make me much more emotional than you ever will manage to.
Sorry, but you're just another crazy namefag.

>I don't even hate you
What the actual fuck is going on in this thread?!

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Not in any clinical sense, no. Do you think you're so unlikable?

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Nah, you're interesting. Way better than bumpcult idiot namefags

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Well you already have too much of an ego so I'm not gonna list all the good things about you.

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL RETARDED INCEL I WILL FUCK YOUR BOI PUCCI !!!!!OWO!!!!!!
>I'm not gonna list all the good things about you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE!
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT RETARDED DOG FUCKING VIRGIN NEET NECKBEARD LIBERAL TRANNY!!!!

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I hardly remember your here silent bob

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Do you hate yourself at times? If so, do you create a feeling of superiority to drown out the self hate?

I mean I could. It's a bit embarrassing and kinda gay to say it like it is though. Give and take. If I explain why I like you, what will you give me?

Okay heaven I can't be mad at you because you're based.
>Do you hate yourself
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>do you create a feeling of superiority to drown out the self hate?
SHUT THE FUCK UP LEAF! CANADIAN BACON IS JUST HAM TRUDOE IS A MUSLIM KEK AND YOU FUCK YOUR DOG!

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>I mean I could
Why do you lie? Jesus would be ashamed of you and he's a stocker at walmart.
>It's a bit embarrassing
Like your li......
>and kinda gay
Fuck off pooftah you don't really believe that. You're just trying to get in my head like that other leaf to fuck with me. I'll bet you're neighbors too what will you give me?
Cranial hot lead injection and a prize for biggest liar. Fuck you for fucking with me like this.

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Can I put forward a theory? You're trying to (and have already succeed for the longest time) in creating an enemy in Jow Forums, so that you can have an adversary to beat. Your current enemies in real life are yourself and other people around you, but your own depression and mental problems are not able to be defeated along with the people you hate in real life. By being superior to the people of bant who hate you, you have bettered yourself in a way you couldn't before. That, combined with the outgoing personality you've created/adapted in real life helps you keep going when you have all the odds stacked against you. Feel free to correct my fanfiction if it's all bullshit though

But I don't hate you

i thought people hated me

>You're trying to (and have already succeed for the longest time) in creating an enemy in Jow Forums, so that you can have an adversary to beat.
No. That just kind of happened. It's more me being me and posting what I wanted naturally created the people who hate me.
>Your current enemies in real life are yourself and other people around you
>people around you
Lerl no. In real life people have a really hard time of hating me or even getting mad at me. That's why I'm the de-escalation specialist in my team. If Danielle can't rage phone them into calming down they send them to me.
My only enemies in life is myself and Commies.
Your theory is shit so far but I'm not surprised. You're probably sucking a muzzie cock right now.
>the outgoing personality you've created/adapted in real life helps you keep going when you have all the odds stacked against you
Only true thing you've got in this.
You fucking suck at this and probably everything else. Your fanfic needs more dragons and AR-47's to be of any substance.
Commit self rake leaf cuck.
Shut up coconut and stop lying.
Literally who?

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Gotcha. I think I heard that you got into trouble with a female coworker semi recently, potentially resulting in you being fired. That true, and if so can I get your thoughts?

I guess proving you wrong is good enough.
I don't know that honest is the right way to put it. It's not as though I believe everything you say. I think it's like that it feels as if you just always say what you want to say. To compare it to somebody like Happy Day, he probably wouldn't say something if he thinks it'd cause a conflict. I guess that's like saying whatever you want in a way, but I think with you it's more open about your feelings on the matter. So even if you say something that's not true, it's like you said it without fear of repercussion or consequence. And I know that's a weird thing fear on an anonymous image board, but I'm pretty convinced a lot of the identityfags on this board do shit like that, and it's pretty fucking gay.
Another good point is that you're usually pretty entertaining, whether you're just talking about your interests and trying to help someone out, or just stirring up shit. There's nothing really worse than a boring person, and you're definitely not one.
Also you gave me a very nice apology for bothering me before and didn't bother me in regards to that again. I thought that was pretty good.
As to why I dislike that I dislike you, we're pretty antithetical to each other on a number of issues and views. And no matter how charismatic or entertaining you are, you can only be an absolute dickhead so many times before the wrong-rub is permanently etched into the impression.

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No u

It's not true. I was briefly involved (non romantically) with one of my female co-workers in HR but I was never in trouble. In fact she got me out of trouble when I lost my badge by just printing me a new one.
Why the fuck do you care anyway?
.....okay I was gonna say I didn't read but I did. You need to leave this thread right now, leave bant and uninstall life.exe because that was probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
Thank you for your kind words. Since I didn't think this was possible I'll actually give you a reward.
Here's a rare Normie (me in the bottom left feeding the fat Goku) of me with the crew at Anime Banzai.
Post more Amei.
NO U FAGGOT

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You kinda seem to thrive off that hate.

Cool beans. Do you lift?

Oh hell yeah I do! I live eat and breath from the hate that is thrown at me from here. It sustains me. Rule 19.
No not really. I run and workout a little but just enough to keep off the dad gut. I'm planning to get a weight set so I can lift but first I gotta get on the right high protein diet. The problem isn't losing weight it's gaining it and to gain the weight I gotta eat LOTS of food which is expensive.
Do you lift?

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Nice dubs of truth. What of the people that are genuinely nice to you?

No u times infinity

Yeah I do, was going to recommend as you looked a bit skinny. Bulking up was my hard part too. Eggs and dairy were my preferred bulking foods, but a good shake is fine as well. Chicken is cheap protein, but not a whole lot of calories so compliment it with some other foods.

it scales from total apathy to mild curosity

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who? are you a namefag or something? i have force user on

What people?
NO U^π
I know I'm a bit skinny and smol. Even when I was trimmed out at 145lbs I was still a pretty tiny guy just more cut. I've been thinking of trying GOMAD but not sure if it's a meme or not.
I'll look into cheap chicken thanks for that. I'd always used beef and pork to bulk up but just at it in large amounts.
Were you as well a skele?
>mild curiosity
So long as it's not some gay shit.
>i have force user on
....not sure if trolling or serious. If serious it's Normie.

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hahahahahahahahahaha

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>the right high protein diet
I've a question for you since you know about fitness and eating right:
Ever since October when I got into an actual place after a spring and summer of being homeless, I've been chronically tired, to the point of needing a 35-45 minute nap on my lunch break at my current job, and 10 minute naps on my first 15 minute break.

Do you think it's just my sleeping patterns being messed up, or is it my diet, or both?
I have a tendency to go to sleep at around 11:30PM, wake up at 2AM, then wake up again around 6AM to prepare for work at 7:30AM

My diet is
>breakfast
Two poptarts lole
>lunch
PBJ sandwich, chips, one or two two Ho Ho's (sweets), and two bottles of water
>dinner
Varies, but not much due to low variety up here and limited dinner options - can't make homemade meals for one.
footlong sandwiches, pizza, Chinese food, proper burgers with proper drinks - I like bourbon.
The leaf that was nice to you.

I was 120lbs when 18, 170 now. GOMAD is a meme and will give you man tits, half a gallon should probably be your max. Anyway I'm out for tonight, peace

You sure do like to talk about yourself a lot

>So long as it's not some gay shit.
well specifically why don't you teach your wife to write better (if she can't she can't, i'm not making fun of her)

and why do you subject yourself to the scrutiny of anonymous internet strangers

and whether you're alright or not from whatever you have and if you're going to survive or not

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Your """fame""" was born from the fact that you have a wife, and she sometimes follows you here. That is the only interesting thing about you, and the only good thing about your posts are how often Minene and Yuno accompany them.

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Everything about your diet is causing this. Breakfast is an important meal. You should be having balanced meals that provide not only calories but nutrients as well. Too many empty calories in the morning will make you sluggish. High protein in the morning is good as it is worth more energy than things like carbs.
Your dinner choices is what really worries me though. You say you can't make homemade meals for one but you could always make a large batch then store them for the next day that way you don't have to cook.
Why are your sleeping patterns so poor?
>The leaf that was nice to you.
Shut up. I'll fuck your boi pucci and stroke your bepper. Bet.
At least once a week. Normies tend to talk about themselves or other people. Since none of you have friends it's not worth talking people here.
> why don't you teach your wife to write better
I don't see it as a problem. She can talk just fine it's just when she types that something seems to go wrong. If I knew what the issue was I'd work on it but unfortunately I don't know what would cause it. As well I work a lot so I don't have time to sit with her all day and play teacher.
>why do you subject yourself to the scrutiny of anonymous internet strangers
Chronic abuse addiction. Since my wife won't abuse me I have to find people who will to sate a need in me.
>whether you're alright or not from whatever you have and if you're going to survive or not
I would love to know myself but unfortunately I'm between having state funded healthcare and healthcare from my job. So right now I have neither and can't see the proper doc to get checked out. The old doc I was seeing never got back to me about finding a hospital who would take my insurance to do the procedure.
As of right now I'm not in any pain and it doesn't effect me but I still have cancer. It's not going to go away but I'm not exactly going to die overnight. It could potentially take 15+ years for me to die from it.
Cute. Amei.

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also bottom or top

Elaborate a little more that could be in relation to a lot of things.

I see. Would eating premade muffins from the store in the morning help with this?
>dinner choices
I'm in a hotel room and there's no room for cooking stuff, plus the selection in my area is shockingly limited.
It's either restaurants where you pay $20-40 for a good meal, or shitty fast food like Taco Bell and KFC.
>poor sleeping patterns
I honestly don't know why I wake up at 2AM on the dot nowadays. Maybe I'm inheriting my mother's chronic sleep deprivation. Might explain why we're both insane.
>Shut up. I'll fuck your boi pucci and stroke your bepper.
UwU
>Bet.
What's with this new meme?

>Would eating premade muffins from the store in the morning help with this?
Absolutely. Get a muffin, a pop tart and try to sneak some eggs in there. You need some protein.
>It's either restaurants where you pay $20-40 for a good meal, or shitty fast food like Taco Bell and KFC.
I could see how that would be a problem. There's lots of ways you can makeup for being in a hotel like getting a small kerosene or propane grill. Even a hot pad would be enough to get you a nice meal.
>I honestly don't know why I wake up at 2AM on the dot nowadays
Have you tried melatonin? It's a natural sleep aid that might help you get some deeper sleep. It's also impossible to OD on and non habit forming.
>UwU
OWO NOW BUST THAT BOI PUCCI OPEN
>What's with this new meme?
I took it from that Jow Forums meme where the dude is like liberals will win. Bet. I like it.

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>Muffin
Alright, I'll bring back muffins! Eggs are out of the question right now. What other stuff with protein for breakfast would you recommend for breakfast? It MUST be store-bought.
Sorry, am smoothbrain.
>kerosene or propane grill
ABSOLUTELY NO, there's no room for that.
>hot pad
Hmm, I'll look into this.
>melatonin
Last time I tried it as a kid, I was awake till about 1-2AM after a 9PM bedtime, alone with my mind.
It's not something I'd care to repeat.
>OWO NOW BUST THAT BOI PUCCI OPEN
Like goatse?
>Jow Forums meme
Just like "NEVER EVER" for goldface eh?

>What other stuff with protein for breakfast would you recommend for breakfast?
Meat of any kind. You can go to a smiths and get lots of premade or microwave meals that are high in protein.

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