Hello, I'm you from the future. I lost my virginity 5 days ago. I returned to the past to tell you only one thing: SEX IS OVERRATED. Sex feels good the exact same way masturbation feels good. You do not need a girl to feel good. BE SMART AND DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND. It's really exhausting, and the only reward you get is something that you can literally do by yourself whenever you want. GIRLS ARE EVIL. DON'T FALL FOR IT. THEY ONLY THINK FOR THEMSELVES. Every girl ever will cheat on you because there is always be someone richer, more handsome, or funnier than you out there. You only say that you want a girlfriend because you have never had one. Don't wait until you get one to get your heart broken to a million pieces. Please listen to my advice. I am speaking to you from heart to heart. I will never get tired of telling you this. SEX IS WAY TOO OVERRATED, DON'T GET INVOLVED WITH GIRLS EVER.
Hello, I'm you from the future. I lost my virginity 5 days ago...
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ok but do they have flying cars yet?
>thailand
what about traps?
this desu, get a bf to pound your prostate and make you feel cute~ uwu
d..denmark..
s-singapowore...
Hau can Singapore's wife chino BE SO CUTE?!?! kana kana
my husband denmark is cuter
stfu faggot
///w///
wait, I made that post out of reflex. Can i have a do-over?
okay
But how can that be when Chino is so cute?
im not cute...
because chino doesn't have a bepis
STOP GAYPOSTING IN THE CHINO THREAD YOU STUPID NIGGER
Wrong
God I want to fug the tsundere Canadian
make me libtard
Your wife chino looking at you worryingly as you sabotage the marriage with your depravity.
That's not what chino-chan said
sorry chino boys are better
tsun-tsun stop pretending
But how can that be when chino is so cute?
soundcloud.com
what if chino was secretly a boi all along
Stop pretending I'm gay? I think it's pretty obvious those are just shitposts.
What if you're a retarded piece of shit incel romanian halfbreed piece of shit
poor poor chino
hotte
sure you aren't
>what if
b-but thats just stating a fact dumb tsun homo canadian
>my wife chino... I WANT TO FUCK CHINO
>please chino is so cute my wife chino is so cute chino chan sex chino sex with chino i'd like some more kafuu chino sex with chino kafuu chino my wife cute is so chino wife)
Control yourself.
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT
yeah but it sounds cooler if I phrase it like a question in that context
homo queer fag tsunhomogayfag
oh heck and darn im actually retarded...
...either that or i havent slept since yesterday at 1pm
i guess you can phrase it however you want, tsun homo leaf
DELETE THAT POST
stop being gay
oke sure
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>I would bang hoto coco onee-san desu
>FUCK SHE'S 15 I TAKE THAT BACK
15 is legal here
dumb stoopid cannada pooftah gayfag
No matter how many times you assert, ask, pray, beg, dream, wish, or hope, I am never going to be gay. And I know that a reality wherein you'll have to settle for a lesser lover than I is a hard one for you to accept, but your standards are simply too high for what you bring to the table. In other words, a body that would after a higher level of investigation than any respectable human body should require, reveal you to be, technically, male. There are, of course, additional obstacles in the way of your unrequited love both large and small (read, BIG fucking obstacles), but certainly of any hurdle that is by far the most significant.
PS, if I ever get my hands on you I'm going to take one of your fingernails for every time you've lewded repa.
Not gay if the balls don't touch
gay
damn you shure showed all thouse peaps
I'll menschen though mai fren... me too
this
cowgirl(male) is most based position
kill yourself
wrong
stfu
no, that would be lotus
oh I forgot to set my filename. It was supposed to say "I'm going to bed, faggots."
Good night tsuntsun
sleep tight uwu
try not to dream of dicks TOO much, okay?
@7328612
Seriously though, I don't think I count as a tsundere. I'm only cold to people I like. Posters like Amerikun and Schizoyori get nothing but warmth from me, as do most posters get generally unless they've earned my ire.
@7328615
Don't need to try.
You're only like this to people you like huh?
Good night fag
leaf making faggapol moar faggy thread
people I dislike
Sleepiness powerful
In the future I will travel to costa rica?