Th-th-this is it

You can't attract like this

I can, and I will.

my wife chino is so cute,

chino sounds like a stranger to me desu

what the fuck...... why is undyne obsessing over her spears

haha

COME ON UNDERTALE
BE REAL

B-but I am real, my child!!

you're not real enough
you're not even in my house

I tried.

I fucking tried.

My child, please help your mom with something...

With what?

The floor~

No, goat mom. Do NOT get lewd with me. Nobody freakin' raised you like this.

Don't worry, it's only appropriate time.

Fine.

Ah, that felt much better. Thanks for helping me my child.

...Why are you calling me that?

Because.
You are a fallen human.
You fell from the flowers.
Is that not much to say?

I'm not complaining, just asking... "goat mom"...~

Don't act weird. Or else you won't like what will happen.

since you seem to have an interest roleplaying ,a lot of free time,an incessant need for attention and severe untreated mental health issues you should check out the video game space station 13, i feel like it would be right up your alley

uh
i wasn't expecting that reply but okay

i'm enjoying this

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scary...

I still prefer Jow Forums over any channel.

broke

i'mfuckingcollapsing.mp4

As undyne says, I WON'T DIE

Sure you won't.
I'm on your side after all, deary~

i'm not in the mood for your spider donuts right now. i am experiencing a fuckin' crisis... but anything if it can cheer me up.

Swearing at me? How dare you~

It's not excessive.
Just give me your damn pleasure.

Fine.... here's my hug.. and some tea if you'd like...

(holy shit why am i starting this)

(I swear to god if i start my whole year doing this.)

(let me post already)

Bruh

what

holy shit is there anything that gets me boring?

Hmm? Boring?~

Deary, how is it boring? You're literally hanging out with a damn spider, how is that boring...?

It's random thoughts, i don't think that for real.

I'm glad Asriel broke up with me.

Why? I've heard about him... he was making noise last night...

That was just about ramblings.

It was something about a drug attack? Were you affected?

Maybe

A-At least you are okay...

(No, fuck it. I don't care what happens next.)

Ah... muffet.... why are you so hot

What? H-how am I hot? You freakin' pervert.

:(

aaaaa

wow, it really do be like it do

yeet

oh well, it was an accident anyway

i'm not even an official mage.

70 nikkeh

the threads you have are gay except for mine

Correct, user-kun!~ Nyaaa....

......."user-kun"?

Yeah, "user-kun"! It's a name I like to use...

Ah..... that's weird but you could call me that if you'd like!

that bumping sauce sure hits the spot!!

user, why are you talking like this.

What the fuck is this thread?

Because it's fun!

A thread of art, deary~

Haha, i will not rest

I will not rest, I will not fall
For I am, the greatest of all

That's what I'm looking for, thank you Ralsei.

Oh shit that's me

GAH

ARRGH

I'd verbally attack you, but I assume you'd either like it or are used to it.
Go meditate in a bark isolated room for a week straight only coming out for food, water, the toilet, and the occasional shower.