Hello Jow Forums

Hello Jow Forums

Tell me something interesting about yourself

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my foot hurts

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How did you hurt it?

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my poo had a strange greenish hue today

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I've ordered a Papa John's pizza should be here in half an hour

I have blue eyes

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That could be a good sign or very bad sign. Which do you think?
Ordering pizza at 2pm suggests there is some disorder in your life
I honestly doubt that

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I have no idea tbqh
I eat pretty healthy so I'm not too worried

I can forge swords, sew my own clothes and know how to make medieval style metal armors as well as leather armor. I like making lamellar patterns and Roman segmentata. I've also attempted the forbidden mountain pattern before albeit unsuccessfully and I would fucc this boi.

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neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

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I have a small hreat murmur that I need to get fix if I do anything hightly physical sports.

It's my day off, I've been working five days in a row so I'm entitled to a treat

I stopped masturbating a week ago and now I don't have friction burn on my dick

Fuck yeah but at least I have fun wrecking people and getting rekt across 3 different sports.
Can you say you're having as much fun as me waffle?

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heart murmur*

Fun is for kids and I am a grownup.

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Adults should have more fun than kids because you don't have anyone to tell you not to. If you're not happily having fun you're doing it wrong.

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I have ulcerative colitis and I ran out of medication today, meaning I will spend the weekend shitting blood.
It does not pay to be a lazy piece of shit lads.

I am 100% sure no kid would injoy have some.thing knock the breath out of so so bad you can all moat get sick. Or have someone miss were what to hit and smacking them right in the face not holding back.

im celtic

If I'm being completely honest I actually don't. I made a conscious decision to make myself miserable and I'm sticking with it. Doesn't mean I disagree with you tho, I just gotta do what I gotta do

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>wants to be eternally miserable
Just commit self rope bro because that's fucked. I do not envy you.

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I will perform sudoku once I'm good and ready. There's couple things I have to do first

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I had never get an orgasm

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I killed a boy in afghanistan. He looked about 16. He was armed.

do you feel bad about it or did you fall for the modern army meme of getting ptsd over everything

I don't really feel bad and I was only 19 at the time myself myself. It might have been different if he hadn't been shooting at us.

PTSD is a meme pushed by the media. Most soldiers come home fine.

Go participate in pic related and do a special sign so we know it's you.

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I like pee and estrogen

i am straight but want to suck a trap off

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you are homo
now please stop posting images of the very cute and based karen kujo

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>you are homo
even if I am really reluctant to have butt sex with a dude?
>now please stop posting images of the very cute and based karen kujo
no given the fact that karen is my waifu I can do everything to her( including sucking her pepis)

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Karen Kujo is shit waifu compared to Alice Cartelet.

yes, you are still gay for wanting to mouthsexe a man
no, karen is not your wife and she does NOT have a pebnsi
now please stop it before i call the police

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>yes, you are still gay for wanting to mouthsexe a man
b-but traps aren't male
>now please stop it before i call the police
having butt sex with karen after sucking her pepis is totally legal in the state. it's none of their business.

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I'm a 27 year old alcoholic and might kill myself this year.

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