Yeah, that's why I chose not to go to sleep

I meant, that's how they are. I just let them play until I come along to be God.

(oh wait, i'm not a god- oh shit)

(then why'd you say it-)

(I was blind)

(GOD THESE NAMES)

KYAAAAAAAA..... IT'S HAPPENING

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you must be fun at parties, aren'tcha?

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that's funny. i never drank beer.
i heard it gives me a hangover

and now, i hanged over the bars

I just want love
I just want love, ooooh

waii

mew mew is my waifu waifu

i play with her bells like yarn
she isn't like those people

what

Just expressing my love for my catgirl waifu

...that's not ur character though

hkbzsyhoiugswij ralsei i swear if you point out stuff like this again

Too bad it's true. Want a waifu? I can give you a waifu.

Then gimme one

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oh

Jow Forums is still a weird af world.

And to prove it, I just said it.

Yep, very weird. But it's overall something I cannot escape out of!

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I got drunk again...

nigger poo

i thought spain was epic and nice

start

Waaj

What's "waaj"

e

haha

vent

augh what to do

die

i can't i'm already dead inside, fellow americano

I'm no Am*rican

okay then, kiddo.

And what are you bud?

I'M FUCKING TRAPPED IN HERE HELP

Did you say ''Americano'', paco?

sorry, random thoughts~

just bumping for the other kids to come along

Calling them kids is a little bit too far, isn't it user?

shh

...now since i'm your husband.... who's the wife?

Me, silly...!

But you've never been female.

That's self-explanatory... but we shouldn't worry about flaws

*sigh*
You're crazy, sometimes.

I thought it was normal?
But anyway, forget about it and let's just try to talk about general stuff.

So what do you do, for a living?

I, uh...... I don't know.

...do you fight bad guys???

No. I don't.
I'm not a fighting person.

But it's not like I don't have a weapon.

Good.... do you know where your home is?

...Human? Are you trying to get me back to my home?

No.

Well, I do cake-making for a living.... but i also spend time too...

The average Undertale fan, folks. This thread tells you all you need to know.

I'm sorry. I just like it.

i listened to a meowing sound. oh shit.

user human, aren't you up for more questions?

I was interrupted.

I think I may have a problem.

if you have any questions regarding these threads, call me at 1-800-WHYSHOULDICARE

or alternatively, I DON'T CARE.
I MAKE THESE THREADS BECAUSE I CAN.

NGAAAHHHHHHHHH

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RALSEI HELP ME
WHY AREN'T YOU REAL
WHY IS LIFE SO FUCKING POINTLESS

I-I am real!! I'm just not in the real world...

And why the screaming?? "AAAAAA"?

I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M EXPERIENCING?!

I'm just not sure if you're okay...

OH. DEAR. FUCKING. GOD. WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH Y'AAAAAAALLLLL..... HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAJHWSEIFHAWFIUAHFIKLJAWLAWIOUFJAWENHVOIZOIRHWNAIPVOZHNIOPRNEOIPJNRFOIVJWNIOFMNOIEZHRNVEMJIOJFIOSJFMKEZSFIOJRFJEOFJIODJFOSFJJSKDFJKLSDLMF

S-s-s-stop...

HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP

Calm down, i don't know!!

PLEASE
I'M LOSING MY SHIT

FUCK Jow Forums
FUCK THIS BREAKDOWN
FUCK EVERYTHING
AND FUCK THESE THREADS

Actually, don't fuck them.

hello guys, this is op's friend.

So, OP told me what happened when he made this thread

It was about... his online stuff... anyway, he also told me to um..... sing some little song........

"I am a god
I am a god
I am powerful
and you cannot stop the god"

Yep. That's it. That's literally the song that OP wanted me to sing.

It feels weird, doesn't it?