E-everyone here has tried to s-suck their own dick before, r-right?

e-everyone here has tried to s-suck their own dick before, r-right?

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has anyone here ever tried to KILL AUSTRALIANS before?

I used to be able to reach the tip years ago

i was *thiss* close

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murder all of the australians

wahahahahheyyyy guys let me just read this th-
>murder all of the australians
o ok maybe this isn't gud thread to be in

I read somewhere that it is like the second most tried thing after masturbation for a 12-14 year old

everyone who has a dick has tried

burn in hell sodomites

I never got that low so no

Mean, dumb, bad

c*rcumsized dicklet

i did it, it was not so awesome as you may think

i dont have one

i wouldn't say i TRIED. kek

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Lol imagine how funny it would be if someone walked in on you desperately trying to give your own benin the succe

But i’m a pretty girl user I don’t have a penis :3 teehee

Whatever Amsalem

that doesn't sound funny at all

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I would be literally dying from laughter if that would've happened to me desu

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Nope. I can't suck my dick.
It'd be disgusting

What's wrong

yeag

russians are weird

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Ah, I see my crop has made it across the pond, as some say. Excellent.

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That's antisocial ativity - normal people perfom it together

had to stop once I started getting severe neck discomfort
went through physical therapy and even an MRI all without disclosing what brought me in there

How so