You walk In the door and see this....what do?

Beat all of them up, easily

Take my shirt off, call them weaklings and start flexing!. hoping to make it out alivel.

Do I know these guys? The guy at the top seems happy to see me. Man, I've gotta stop drinking I can't remember anything

First off, when did my house get stairs?
Second, is this proofs that Ahnold has been doing gay shit in Hollywood?

"Sorry, I mistook you gentlemen for the Austrailian gays that inject silicone into their ballsack. Carry on."

youtube.com/watch?v=OHVauqlIBy0

sell them insulin?

It's a Bear Party at Andrew Sullivan's house.

>inject silicone into ballsack
Wtf? What's that about?

Give em an ayyyyyyyyyeeeeee. Instant buds

Teach them about Jewish subversion

Ahnold used to pose for "art photos" in the buff. He had a wealthy sugar daddy who financed his bodybuilding lifestyle. There are rumors he starred in a private gay porno flick. It is probably kept in a vault and used to blackmail him.

Homos inject silicone into their genitals to make them monstrously huge. One guy (and I assume more) injected some into his balls and died from it.

AYYYY! WHERES DA GABBAGOOL?

sell them steroids and anal lube

grab me a fuckin Guinness stout and lets start a gigantic bonfire in the back
this is gonna be the best night ever witnessed by the likes of mankind

redpill 'em all about the jews and their lies.

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touch their cock and honor it

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Hide my steroids.

Where's Baena?

Explode.

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open bottle of poppers and ready my holes.

Probably not a rumor, in the old days there were a lot of stories of rich gays hiring bodybuilders as "personal trainers". The original gay porn was marketed as bodybuilding magazines.

Find the squat rack and start curling

Get out the vasoline

Let them booty bump me with Tina and have them all fuck me senseless.

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I'd ask for Brian Shaws autograf

There is no honor here infadel.

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Break out the silicone and start pumpin' obviously

Wonder why they are all trying to sell me flextape.

I was going to say spread ass but this is just as good.

lets go drive the tank bois

Smile and start giving bear hugs as im also a 6’6 monster like them.

Thread not related to politics btw

this board is getting gayer by the second lol

>tfw bear mode and 5'7

life is tough.

They look just like that one chaingun enemy from Quake 2.

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bear hugs!!

Sorry meant to post this on /b/ .....can't believe all these responses lol...Jesus when did this board turn into a gay circle jerk?

Arnold! You sonoFABITCH!

Ask for the number of the guy who built those stairs since they can take a ton.

Uh... I guess the twink meet is nextdoor. Sorry guys.

Open a bottle of poison gas and toss it in thru the window

Buy them all beers and talk about niggers and jews with them.

This but unironically

>politics

Ask whats for dinner cos its going to be awesome.

My boyhole is twitching.

Hnnnnggggg!!

Literally who?

do the Epic handshake with them, they seem like Bros

Die faggot

Y'all wanna fight?

Id call them a bunch of faggots
Like theyd do ANYTHING?

Arnue is a nigger loving fag, guess whay the rest of then have also got to be

You paying?

wonder if i wandered into 7chan

Jow Forums is for nip toon watching degenerates, thanks for being shit at your job pedomods

>I tell the fat fucks about the magnificent ketogenic diet, cause they obviously need to lose some weight fast before they get heart attacks.

Spread and prepare my boipussy for arnie and the boys

they're powerlifters retard

Who cares, they're still fat. Does the fat make them stronger? Moron.

actually they need the extra weight

So they're slow and powerful? Sounds kind of bad for a fight. Can't think of any combat sports where you see that...

No they don't. Bad excuse for these useless eaters. Lose 40 pounds, squat 40 pounds more (minus the fat on the lower legs).

The only reason they lift is because they can't help eating 50 trillion calories per day, so if they don't, they end up like this guy.

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what do you know about deadlifting 1000 pounds moron? They actually need to weigh around 300+ minimum to be able to do that much weight; if they weighed 180-230 pounds they wouldn't physically be able to lift 800+ ever moron

Link to any scientific study that proves fat makes you stronger. Retard. And don't link to some moronic roid site full of bro science.

Run out of the house

show me a dude who weighs 240 who can deadlift 1000 pounds I can show you people who weigh 300+ who can do it though. if you 400 and workout enough at least 270 or more of that should be muscle, if you weigh 240 and are 5% body fat then you have like 225 pounds of muscle.

Faggot. Are you really so weak you can't even beat a dozen soibois at once?

Get the fuck outta here, you cuck.

I don't have to. You have the burden of evidence. You put forward the claim that fat makes you stronger, while it's common sense that it doesn't. Prove me wrong. No bro science.

"Spread em"

Haha, how do I beat someone?
This isn't a game.

Only losers say that life isn't a game.

>inb4 fight me in real life

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"the fuck you doing in my damn house?"

when did say fat makes you stronger? I just said you need to be that big to lift 1000 pounds, the trade off for being able to do that is fat. the only people who don't get fat are people who are 6'8".
youtube.com/watch?v=T9Y4o_BqC0A
he is about 6' I think
youtube.com/watch?v=3mWIOJr5i4I
he is about 6'9" and lifts less than the fat dude

DADDY NOOO

say hi to brian shaw because that guy is really nice