Picture this.
Hiroyuki Nishimura the current owner of Jow Forums dies from cardiac arrest because he ate one too many chicken tendies.
You are now the owner of Jow Forums.
What will you do as the owner of Jow Forums?
What changes will you make?
What things will you add to Jow Forums website?
Delete it
shut it down
Best mods
Make Jow Forums and Jow Forums great again
>these boards are shit now
And flags for every board
I would shut down the server and give the domain name to my waifu, Umi-chan. For (4) Chan. Get it?
>make /fur/ again and disable posts from /trash/ even though old /trash/ and nu-/trash/ are virtually completely different boards
>flags for every board
>/gondola/
Create /crypto/ board to get retards out of Jow Forums
Quartine low lifes to their containment boards: pol, lgbt, r9k
Delete all anime boards
Flags, ids, all boards
Make file size and sound webms the same on all boards
shut it down and redirect to reddit
Create 4gag
i delete bant
ban reddit
No porn ads and different captchas
Put flags on /soc/, Jow Forums and /qa/
Ban anything relating to loli and shota from the website entirely
Merge Jow Forums and [s4s] into a new board
Send all imptrash from Jow Forums to /trash/ instead of Jow Forums
Make a new /fag/ containment board for gayposting and trapposting
Make a worksafe board for /t/ called /wst/ since it's so cluttered with porn and it's hard to find decent torrents on it
I want to change my answer to: bring back /420/.
I would make raids legal again.
the internet is ours and ours alone.
btw we know you are some mod looking for ideas to make 4chin bttr
faggit
1. delete all boards I don't like
2. make porn dumbing a 1 month bannable outside of non-porn bump boards
3. make all non-hobby related blue boards purple and allow slightly less safe for work material to be posted there
4. run adult adds of the purple boards
5. allow raiding from time to time
6. permaban furfags/furposters
7. lol i dunno
delete Jow Forums and the gays
Sell it to Zuckerburg for $20.
ban all straight posters
delet all kpop, Jow Forums posters and furfags
delete Jow Forums and watch the shitstorm ensue.
first 3 are cancer
>Make a new /fag/ containment board for gayposting and trapposting
I'd also ban tr*Nnies from the site altogether, make LGB "great" again.
make /b/ anime/random
ban porn requests on boards that aren't explicitly for it
make capture into kana so normalfags would be literally unable to post
delete Jow Forums
ban "generals" and add the rules that talking about internet celebrities or reddit is a bannable offense
Create /kpop/ to quarantine K-Pop generals.
Create /fur/ for the furfags (and Hong Kong).
Ban porn ads and porn threads forever. That shit belongs on porn sites.
Delete all anime boards for a week and watch the shitstorm with my dog.
Send all the trash from Jow Forums to /trash/ instead of Jow Forums.
All boards will have flags.
Quarantine Jow Forums from the rest of Jow Forums.
Remove /mlp/.
Increase the maximum size of pictures on Jow Forums.
and best of all...
Cirnoposting repeatedly will earn you a lifetime ban.
BAN ALL TRANNIES
BAN ALL THOTS
BAN ALL GAYS
MINORITIES CAN STAY, BUT WATCH IT
FLAGS EVERYWHERE
REMOVE PORN ADS
BAN ALL SHIT POSTING ON POL
CREATE WORKSAFE B
delete every board since /x/
downgrade servers
bring back /l/
make it incompatible with mobile devices
move all boards back to Jow Forums domain
great purge the mods
hold a panel at some convention
unironically delete the site
Delete Jow Forums and Jow Forums ban porn dumping on /b/ ban everyone who posts w*jaks and fr*gs
Range ban Sp*in
Make ABIB eat my poo poo
i'd make everything in hebrew and thus force whoever wants to post on here to learn hebrew first
i'll recruit some devout jews to do the hard moderating and censoring work and i'll add /jew/
i'll also rangeban western europe and north america
Burn in hell fatass pedophile
I do something gay do it like pee on it.
Add /l/, /trap/, /fur/, /leftypol/, and delete /r9k just for shits and giggles
FPBP