My wife Lilly is so cute

Lilly is the perfect girl, the perfect girl to bully. I'm so sad she isn't real, because I can think of so many ways to torment her.

> You will never rearrange the furniture in your house so Lilly can't find anything
> You will never push small objects into her oncoming path so she trips and falls
> You will never grab Lilly from behind and start spinning her so she gets disoriented and lost
> You will never make her dinner and then sneak dirt and hair into each spoonful before she can chew it
> You will never watch hardcore pornography on mute with Lilly as she sits next to you oblivious
> You will never shout "LILLY MY HEART HELP!" and then stay silent as you watch her run through the house, tears in her eyes as she thinks you're dying (of course the phones are gone and you've locked the doors)
> You will never get close to her and then shout loudly in her ears, frightening her
> You will never do Lilly's laundry and write mean things on her clothes in marker, knowing she's going out for the day
> You will never prepare a romantic evening for Lilly, then invite your friend Tyrone to take your place in the bedroom
> You will never watch as Lilly's belly grows and she tells you she's pregnant
> You will never stifle your laughter as Lilly cradles her growing baby bump, telling you how much she loves you as is excited to have your child
> You will never rush Lilly to the hospital when it's time
> You will never watch as Lilly's tired smile turns to a look of shock as the doctor remarks that the child is obviously black
> You will never yell at Lilly, accusing her of infidelity and calling her a whore as she tries desperately to defend herself
> You will never see the tears falling from her eyes as you call her garbage and demand a divorce
> You will never check up on Lilly years later and see she's a single mother living in a small apartment

It just isn't fair guys, why can't she be REAL?

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fuck you

Your wife is lame~

You cannot stop me

TL;DR, anyway every day you make this fucking thread just to circle jerk about you're 2D digital waifu. Just fucking stop OP it's cringe.

Also Rin route is the superior route.

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OP, please go outside, you've been trapped inside the house for far too long. :^(

I want a cute guy or girl/ girl(male) to pluck out my eyeballs and make completely dependent on them! I want them to dress me up as a girl and take out in public as I am completely oblivious to it!

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I will make this thread everyday while also calling you delusional for thinking rin is at all good

>I will make this thread everyday
That's pretty sad user, surely you can do something better with your time.

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>you will never fall in love long enough and do everything for a blind girl
>ohwait.jpg
nigga you didn't even finish it and you trying to waifu her

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Wait. What anime is she from again?

A visual navel 'game' called Katawa Shoujo or something like that. It's a game about fucking cripples.

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Oh cool I'm crippled too.

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that feel when even in a medium where you fantasize about a girl who is literally perfect, you settle for one who is a fucking cripple

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Then you'll feel right at home.

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It just takes less than a minute to do since I have the paperwork post copied down, smelly Rin poster

>Paperwork
W-what. Autocorrect is broken

Bum so I don't have to post later because I am sick.

>he phone posts

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Your wives are my onaholes dudes.

On a side note, you ruined my mood. I was in a really good fucking mood until I saw your thread.

Good. I hope I will ruin it more in the coming weeks.

No no no. You don't understand.
The fact that you are still breathing put me in a bad mood.
That useless assassin took 30k. Now I gotta hire another one for 30k to kill the bastard that took my 30k so that 30k can be returned to me so I can pay him half for another assassination and the rest for his payment only to sneak arsenic into his drink and reclaim the 30k.

You fucking pest.

I am unstoppable. I will continue to post until this thread until the site itself dies.