Tfw when your friend doesn't dress like a girl and then you suck each other's PEEPEE s

>tfw when your friend doesn't dress like a girl and then you suck each other's PEEPEE s

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>yikes

wrong board retard

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This.

So I come to Jow Forums and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
Jow Forums what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?

how often do Jow Forums users wash their dicks? I wouldn't want to get close to the genitals of posters here tbqh

Every day lole

never. the stale urine nurtures a variety of fungi and bacteria that i sustain myself with like some kind of fucked up plant

everyday

>your "friend" doesn't sit on your face after intense physical activity

imagine the smell

but Jow Forums is a clean board
Jow Forums is where all the smelly guys go

well i shower 2 times per week so i was my dick 2 times per week

any proofs of this?

don't you end up feeling all grimy and yuck?

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Jow Forums is full of gayboys and gayboys normally have good hygiene

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Phimosis hurts therefor shit's rancid

sounds anecdotal to me

Jow Forums is anecdotal

my anecdotes are better

Tell me some.

based norway

what kind of anecdote would you like to hear?

NZ specific one please
Preferebly something other than sheepshagging or hobbit related.

Here's one, I just made a bacon and egg sandwich for lunch

would lock astolfo in the brap barn

Thats pretty anecdotal. How is it NZ specific though?

Hmmm, I guess it's not really. An NZ specific anecdote would be that I found some sheep bones in a forested gully a week back. They must've died when the area was being farmed. It's very cool and dark in NZ bush, and it was pretty spooking seeing them jutting up out of the stream.
Now you tell me a Russian anecdote.

>the brap barn
Imagine the smell...

>Now you tell me a Russian anecdote.
I didn't eat any food today.

Are you practising intermittent fasting?

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Not really, in fact I'm bulking right now. I'm just lazy today to do anything. Will cook something later I guess.

What weight are you trying to reach?
I've been to get to at least 60kg

70, 64 right now, and 58~ normally.

Good luck reaching twinky ottermode

I'll be stronk and handsome!
Some day.
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>in the distant future
Get lifting today boomer
And besides you don't need to be a bloatgod bear or bodybuilder, slim and toned is attractive enough

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>lifting
reeee
>slim and toned is attractive enough
thats the goal, I mean I already am when I'm at my normal weight, but I just want to look more lean

>I already am when I'm at my normal weigh
post body

What are you, gay?

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Ask boomer aussie in a month or so, I promised him and I intend to keep that promise.

Lole it's fine, it sounded liked you were a similar height and weight to me, wanted to see if you look the same in terms of muscle mass and definition

My body is just wider overall, especially shouder/hips so we don't really look the same at all.

How do you know your body is wider?

Sorry, had to go do boomer things.

Well, you posted your body and I somewhat remember you being slim af.

Oh right I forgot about that, guess I'm not at thicc boomer levels yet