I tried to make a quesadilla but it fell apart when i flipped it and now i just have a tortilla covered in burned cheese

i tried to make a quesadilla but it fell apart when i flipped it and now i just have a tortilla covered in burned cheese

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Bitch, I'm a geography major that goes to my local college and you're being extremely xenophobic and racist right now user. Firstly, thanks for assuming my Race "amigo" Jesus (they) do you even know the connotations that those words bring to those who are sensitively dominated by racists like you? Firstly whites deserve to not have any praise under ANY circumstance, I learnt this in my 3rd year elective gender studies and race retribution class, yeah that's right bitch a federally subsidized UNIVERSITY province WIDE approved gender and race class just to actually redpill all of you kekers and cuckers. Listen here they, you need to be put in YOUR place ANY AND I MEAN ANY XENOPHOBIA AND RACE SUPERIORITY SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY NOT TOLERATED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, WHITES DON'T DESERVE PRAISE THEY DESERVE WHAT THEY GAVE TO OTHERS DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Well clearly you don't so that's why I had to spend my valuable ass typing to you, DO YOU know how much time is worth to me user I'm a busy self-proclaimed woman AND THIS IS A PRIVILEGE TO YOU FOR YOU TO SPEAK TO ME WHITEY so don't forget to thank me! :) And BTW I'm half Ashkenazi Jewish and ARAB so yeah down with societal expectations right? Haha. That's right so before you start hating on everyone else mabye look in the mirror user and GET A GREAT PRODUCTIVE live. And guesss what honey, I'm the prime example of that, as the meme goes you may not like it but this is what peak "male" physical performance looks like! Hehe :)
And before you start making implications that whites are gonna take over by telling this Jow Forums board (ugh) full of 4chaners MAKE sure YOU DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN "it can save your life" EXCUSE ME SIR/THEY/MADDAM?!

how dare you let the quesadilla fall apart?

Try again then.

put your dick in it

Stupid Slag

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How can you be this retarded

Everything you've heard about British cooking is being proven here today.

eh i've eaten most of it already
too late
quesadilla is in my tummy now
i'm sorry
i don't know

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Make another one with less cheese and make sure its cold before grabing it

and also put your dick in it

STOP GETTING SHAGGED

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it was pretty empty desu
No BURN DICK
i do not get shagged

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Explain this photo

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hot
more pics?

Of course, the Slag loves to suck and be fucked. She even does it for free.

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that's not me officer
you have me mistaken for someone else

please don't encourage him

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yes it is you, stop denying it, you're a little slut hungry for dick
now, why don't you come here and suck on my cock, i'll teach ya how to make a quesadilla ;)

mmmm a sissy boy typing behind a computer pretending to be a girl.

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Stop lying, you love cock up your cunt.

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fuck off, he's my sissy boy

he has a boy pucci not a cunt

i t-think i understand it now
i'm sure the next one will turn out fine
i'm not pretending to be a girl
stopitstopitstopsstopstopaaaaaaaa

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You're so adorable.

Uh you don't get to bring friends.

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but i wanna see you

I don believe you're a girl

no i'm not
please stop posting these images bant is a pg-13 board
we live in different continents though
i'm not a girl
am boye

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I thought all British boys are supposed to be adorable

>i'm not a girl
am boye
I bet you're a cute boy with a smol bepis

some are but i can think of a lot who definitely aren't
the size of my bepis is none of you business

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No nudity here. PG13

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Let me touch it, I want to rub it with my little finger.

Seriously,thebullyingagainstthe karenposters of Jow Forums is getting way out of hand, especially sincekarenposter are some ofthebiggest contributors and most involved in this board.

Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'mtheonlykarenposter who finds it hard to take pride in his own avatarfagging after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure sataniapostets here. Why not bully anzu or yui posters? Dothey not have much more to be ashamed of than karenposters? touhou posters get bullied less than us and yet we arethebiggest contributors to this board.

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omg you're so cute

Leave it to the professionals, hombre.

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lole

Silly British boy

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it's not my fault one edge got stuck to the pan and it all fell apart when i tried to flip it

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It's your fault for not noticing it, you silly little Anglo.

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no it was the frying pan's fault for being too sticky

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You should've oiled it up, or used a non-stick pan. Now I'm going to oil up your little Anglo hole

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this seems like a bit of an extreme overreaction to burning a quesadilla

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Anglo boys practically line up for foreign dick, now you get it directly to your door. Just like delivery food, which you'll have to eat because you are too retarded to cook, you crooked tooth, Dresden-bombing, colony-giver-upper, wide-hipped, pale-faced little boy.

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Based

what the heck
bullying is unbased

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Bullying Brits is based

Cute British boys are made to be bullied, especially since they all love it

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no it's not
bulli makes me sad


i don't love this type of bullying
dumb mean burger

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So you like another type of bullying? Dumb slut, just when I thought you couldn't be anymore of a whore

Yes you do, you naughty Anglo. You love being teased my strong, foreign men, especially if they are from your old colonies!

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certain types are okay i guess
but only within a loving monogamous relationship

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>certain
Like what?

Who would've thought that the slag enjoyed getting their dick bullied?

can't i enjoy strong men being nice to me instead?
not telling
but i'm not a slag

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>not a slag
Prove it

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That goes against Anglo's very nature. Anglos seek conflict, so their interests are always related to conflict. Now that you're weak, you seek to be subjugated, just like you subjugated everyone else. Pic related, it's me and my Anglo slave

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am vigin

i'm not weak
also slavery is bad don't enslave people

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It's not bad if they want it, and every Anglo boy seeks a foreign master. If you were strong, you wouldn't fuck up simple foods, or be typing like a teenage girl

>virgin
Highly doubt, prove it

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Don't worry, no charge for them.

oii i can cook
i'm half decent at cooking
>typing like a teenage girl
you what?
i hab no sexe
why do you doubt that? do i come off as uber chad or something?

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Beans on toast isn't cooking, you cute little brit

You come off as the biggest slut on bant. The fact that you haven't had your boihole penetrated 6 times sideways is just surprising, that's all

Cute scottish sissy is so cute uwu

you flash it for 20 sec in the microwave before putting on the pan stupid

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What's the point of this thread ?
Maybe you can explain?

jump into boiling oil

but beans are yummy
i can make other stuff too. i like cooking desu
what? do i really come of as a slut?
stop calling me scottish it is not nice
thank you poirot i'll try that next time

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BY ALLAH I WILL SMITE ALL WHO HAVE ENTERED THIS THREAD

hi
is this your second-last thread or last thread?

any other cooking questions? can you make mashed potatoes or pancakes?

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1 more

this is a thread about mexican quisine

nooo that sounds painful

i'm not a jew please don't slay me

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nice
smite em brother

I AM CURRENTLY CHANNELING THE EPIC ENERGY OF THE QURAN TO FIND THEIR LOCATIONS. I WILL BEHEAD ALL G*YS IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!

yess i can.
this was just the second? time i've ever tried to make quesadillas and i didn't really know what i was doing

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like i said melt cheese in microwave then throw on a pan just for the crisp outer. good cooking to you user

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Ok cute sissy

don't listen to him, do it the chad way
1. oil in pan
2. tortilla in pan
3. lightly warm on both sides
4. add cheese and chicken or whatever else, fold in half
5. grill then flip then grill again
if you do it any other way, especially burger microwave way, you can't call it a real meal

thanks user
i might try this again tomorrow

i am not a cute sissy please stop this is harassment

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hmmm my microwave does make a horrible screeching noise so i don't really want to use it
pan only is good

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Beans on toast is an abomination, as is your refusal to come to terms with your lust for foreign dick

but beans on toast is tasty
foreign dicke probably isn't that tasty

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If I put my dick in beans, will you enjoy it even more?

eww gross
do americans really put beans on their dicke?

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Only for British "boys"

Yui, Anzu and the others aren't Slags like you.

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