I went to the doctors today. It's not good, I was diagnosed with the big dumb. There's no hope for me.
I went to the doctors today. It's not good, I was diagnosed with the big dumb. There's no hope for me
Grayson Cooper
Sebastian Thomas
we could make a super secret club to put our collective dumb together and do great things
Chase Taylor
We could do ANYTHING
Xavier Wood
your already twice the dumb
Gavin Thompson
RIGHT! Like... Like... Well we'll figure it out first we need a clubhouse and SNACKS
Elijah King
I'll get pizza, dunno about the clubhouse though. We could just sit in the parking lot.
Christian Sanders
Ooh I love pizza! Did you know it's technically a vegetable, it will make us smart for sure
Anthony Rivera
I see you post on r/banter. I'm something of a retard myself.
Cooper Barnes
Will you recive anythion' for bein dumb?
Thomas Sullivan
he gets citizenship
Blake Sanders
What will we do when the pizza makes us smart? What do smart people do, read books? I hate books!
Okay MAYBE we'll let you into the club, it's very exclusive you know. You have to prove that you're one of us.
Headpats, if I'm lucky
I don't understand!
Carson Garcia
I can do this. Is that good enough?
Jack Robinson
NO! No no no! You see reading books is actually for dumb people that are trying to make themselves smart! We don't need those anymore if we're already smart
Jonathan Carter
Hm... Okay you pass, you're allowed to sit in the parking lot with us. Don't mind the cars, they like to beep a lot and shout things, but eventually they drive around.
Ohhhh that makes sense. Do you have money for pizza? I went to get some but they said I had to pay, they were very mean.
Eli Roberts
Didn't you give them your doctor's note
Michael Peterson
Yes, they didn't care! Also I think my friends were hit by a car.
Zachary Morales
Can i be in your secret club fren?
Isaiah Myers
Maybe. What special talents and skills do you have to offer the club?
Elijah Lee
I have a harmonica
And autism
Lincoln Walker
Well, on account of the fact that my other friends are dead, you can join! I'm going to bed now though, so you are also now the club leader. This is now your thread, these are your people, lead them to victory with your autistic harmonica beats, goodnight, and good luck.
Cameron Russell
no, make me the club leader
Adrian Turner
No you're dead! You're a zombie! Also I'm asleep.
David Adams
Goodnight fren
Sebastian Scott
I don't wanna be dead
Jaxson Adams
hello big dumb's union
Samuel Myers
Alright listen up this is my thread and as new leader i say you must all listen to my harmonica
Joseph Scott
post it
Nathaniel Smith
Can I join the dumb ?
Nathan Lewis
As old leader said
Tyler Reyes
Liam Myers
Same but not the same
Owen Jackson
It's... It's not saying anything
Nolan Myers
What?
Levi King
You told us to listen to your harmonica
Isaac Reed
Well why are you not hearing it
Jose Diaz
I don't know hold on I'll turn down my music a little
Jack Garcia
Nope still nothing maybe your harmonica is broken
Xavier Young
No it's not broken
It must be your ears
Asher Mitchell
Fuck should I see a doctor as well
Alexander Peterson
Yes if they can fix your ears
Juan James
my best skill is playing picture related
David Johnson
Great maybe our club can have a band
Elijah Peterson
I can play the hairy banjo
Anthony Wood
Also great
Zachary Rivera
That's what I thought as well
But the talent show in my high school couldn't deal with my creative spark
Mason Morales
It's okay your welcome to play with me user
Angel Lewis
Your post bretty gud for big dum fren