I went to the doctors today. It's not good, I was diagnosed with the big dumb. There's no hope for me.
I went to the doctors today. It's not good, I was diagnosed with the big dumb. There's no hope for me
we could make a super secret club to put our collective dumb together and do great things
We could do ANYTHING
your already twice the dumb
RIGHT! Like... Like... Well we'll figure it out first we need a clubhouse and SNACKS
I'll get pizza, dunno about the clubhouse though. We could just sit in the parking lot.
Ooh I love pizza! Did you know it's technically a vegetable, it will make us smart for sure
I see you post on r/banter. I'm something of a retard myself.
Will you recive anythion' for bein dumb?
he gets citizenship
What will we do when the pizza makes us smart? What do smart people do, read books? I hate books!
Okay MAYBE we'll let you into the club, it's very exclusive you know. You have to prove that you're one of us.
Headpats, if I'm lucky
I don't understand!
I can do this. Is that good enough?
NO! No no no! You see reading books is actually for dumb people that are trying to make themselves smart! We don't need those anymore if we're already smart
Hm... Okay you pass, you're allowed to sit in the parking lot with us. Don't mind the cars, they like to beep a lot and shout things, but eventually they drive around.
Ohhhh that makes sense. Do you have money for pizza? I went to get some but they said I had to pay, they were very mean.
Didn't you give them your doctor's note
Yes, they didn't care! Also I think my friends were hit by a car.
Can i be in your secret club fren?
Maybe. What special talents and skills do you have to offer the club?
I have a harmonica
And autism
Well, on account of the fact that my other friends are dead, you can join! I'm going to bed now though, so you are also now the club leader. This is now your thread, these are your people, lead them to victory with your autistic harmonica beats, goodnight, and good luck.
no, make me the club leader
No you're dead! You're a zombie! Also I'm asleep.
Goodnight fren
I don't wanna be dead
hello big dumb's union
Alright listen up this is my thread and as new leader i say you must all listen to my harmonica
post it
Can I join the dumb ?
As old leader said
Same but not the same
It's... It's not saying anything
What?
You told us to listen to your harmonica
Well why are you not hearing it
I don't know hold on I'll turn down my music a little
Nope still nothing maybe your harmonica is broken
No it's not broken
It must be your ears
Fuck should I see a doctor as well
Yes if they can fix your ears
my best skill is playing picture related
Great maybe our club can have a band
I can play the hairy banjo
Also great
That's what I thought as well
But the talent show in my high school couldn't deal with my creative spark
It's okay your welcome to play with me user
Your post bretty gud for big dum fren