Kpop General #1487

glasses edition

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FIRST

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Oh man, anyone else want to skin her? I want to skin her so bad oh gosh it would me so fun to incapacitate her and remove all her skin then rub her exposed flesh together and here her scream out in pain before her body goes into shock. Imagine how confused she'd be when she wakes up oh man. There's so much fun stuff you can do with women. I've always wanted to try positioning a girl's cunt onto some sort of large pointed cone then grab her legs and shove the cone into her with my foot and see how far in I can get it. Or maybe rip off her jaw and hear the gurgling sounds she makes as she tries to scream. Slice her belly and let her guts spill out and let her scramble to place them back in. Break her arms and legs and toss her into a bonfire and watch her flop around as she tries to get out of the flames. Pierce her eyes with a bike pump's nozzle and see how big they can get before they pop. Just thinking about all the possibilities gives me goosebumps. The best thing is to get creative and see how many unique ways you can use her body. Force Piano wire through her digestive tract and tie both ends to Rotating spindles and try to saw her in half from the inside. So much fun.

Wow, amazing.

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the problem

>They have nice roads on the way to Germany thats about it
Why would you want to go to G*rmany tho?

>norway is clearly superior.
Dubious claim

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Christmas fair in Kiel and visiting Berlin every now and then

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why are you suddenly teasing her? it's true

it is ever present
i have a very difficult time remember verbs

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Only similar thing I can think of here is rolling over the D's so they become R's.
I'm just joking around...
But seriously though.

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really?
you seem to be able to use them effortlessly

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Hmm?

How does that work?
There's lots of changes in dialects here. Basically every vowel can be different depending on where you are, stuff left out, new prefixes, etc.

grandpa time?

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no in the meme language
nouns and stuff i only need to see 2 or 3 times before i can recognize them pretty consistently but for some reason i have a lot of difficulty remembering verbs

that's the rest of the quote, chingu

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in awe at the size of this lass

hul
you see the problem is that verbs are the easiest to remember

It's a bit different dbh.

Good afternoon

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what is up trumply

helloo, how you doin

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Hye

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word
you have to remember that seoyeon and saerom are quite small too, though

hul
i think it will be easier once i understand the grammar behind them better

is it?

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what is war good for, blompus?
u?

just watching whatever appears to me on YouTube what about you

Who is that

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Yeah we have a lot of dialect variation as well.
Turning ds into rs is something that has gotten a bit exaggerated over the years as part of connecting words.
"Is it?" would be "Er det?" but it might be pronounced "erre".
in my dialect it's more like "e d" though.
Sleep time?
Evening, f0k.

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Yes.
The meme language?

Olivia Hye? Or do you mean my cousin?

hul is that so

downloading RE2 and hoping I can start playing it tomorrow

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There's a joke that we can have a full conversation in just three sounds ("A b? B.") in Upper Carniola and it's not even false. You can leave out half the sounds and words and still make sense. I don't know if there's a word for pronouncing several words together but that's also popular.

Hmm, I think I'll watch a walkthrough of that, it seems interesting.
I once played the fourth one before at a friend's place before I had to walk home through the woods at night.

yeah, memepop general

that's certainly the hope

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f0k you

cute cousin gimme her @

Spoopy game

re4 is the best one in my humble opinion

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Eh? Is that supposed to be some kind of inappropriate euphemism?

just learn all the forms for every verb
if you know the verb forms you know the verbs themselves right

I only played the demo for the one in africa and the first levels of 4 way back when, and this one looks good so wanna try it out

super spööpy will probably scream like a bitch playing it

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yeah that's the problems i haven't learned all the verb forms yet
now that i know the basics i might look for a textbook again

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I guess your migraines must have killed your brain cells

Looks like you'll have to stream it

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It's the same in my dialect. Not as far as a full conversation though, but there are certain sentences that can be reduced to only single letters.
>I think I'll watch a walkthrough of that
You know, you could watch me stream it..
Rude.

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Sorry, we don't have @ signs in my dialect.

Eh, you're a Twitcher?

>Looks like you'll have to stream it
do a wifi stream 144p aesthetic

omo big fortnite streamer over here

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No, I've just been streaming re2 as I play.
No :(

it's a prank bro
Ur streaming today?

A b?

It'll feel like the original re2

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You have? Have you gotten far? Post a link, please.

Nep.

disappointed

as intended by me :^)

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looks like she has a regular person sized ear though
youtube.com/watch?v=RlwCG7r4saw
horror games are too scary, so the best way to play them is to watch somebody else play them. that's how i played alan wake. i had the flu and was stuck home and watched a complete playthrough over a couple of days. dumb game thought it could spoop me but i outsmarted it

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If by today, you mean tomorrow then sure. I'm going to bed in a sec.
Around halfway I think? I'm not sure.
twitch.tv/shayerwave

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We already have someone who streams fortnite here.

нeт

I'll wait

I could never play the resident evil games when I was younger because it was too spoopy for me so I just watched my cousins play it heh

It's today for me
And fix the audio

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the last thing that I would count as a horror game that I played was probably, uhhh, Stalker I guess lol

>We already have someone who streams fortnite here.
intrigued...
subbed to you know so looking forward

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Bino only streams lol now it's top boring

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are you done?

unfortunate?
i think i've seen this channel before

i'm not sure what you're referring to

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I added a volume gain to it so hopefully that will improve things.
Scary lenses.
I don't use a mic btw.
He's doing it right now.

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you learned them yet?

Het?

Done for the day?

Tell me about it, I'm never going to finish the one I'm playing.

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youtube.com/watch?v=fORh5rodVSg

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>I don't use a mic btw.
heck sake
I'll still find a way to shitpost away in chat need not worry

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cringe

Good night.

Yeh.
You and brazil then.

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good niight

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no i'm done studying for today but i found a textbook that might provide a better experience

sleep tight

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you learning a new language or what?

A fiendish plan to get a new subscriber... Don't have any too violent dreams.

that's ok I guess
I'll go cut my hair

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Night grandpa

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no

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Based professional twitch actor
Yep I saw it

Дa, my дpyг

Yikes

That's us, compadre

night chongo

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>I'll go cut my hair
You do it yourself? Amazing

Stream something else

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wake up

no

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so it is, conhecido

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yeah, i'm too impatient for subpar seeming fansubs and stuff and get annoyed not being able to navigate relevant websites so i'm learning korean

hul why do these sorts of things always start with random phrases
ur shaving it?

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>Aa, my apyr
Eh?

incel streamer

agreed, meu chapa

чтo?

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>so i'm learning korean
legitness. How far have you come along with learning it?

You're not making much sense, I'm not Cyrodiilic.

I am trying to stream some BF1
Come give me feedback on the quality
twitch.tv/be4s7

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Wish I could learn another language but I need to get my life sorted first

neumen jezik

Aight b

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sure thing buddy

>Wish I could learn another language but I need to get my life sorted first

Wish I could commit to learning a new language and not just drop it after a few weeks :^)

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Neumno?

>i'm learning korean
lol

Cute vv

not very. i can read and romanize hangul more or less effortlessly but anyone can learn to do that in an afternoon. i can also type at ~20 wpm which is neat
as far as actual comprehension i only understand the most basic of grammar and have a vocabulary a little over 100 words if i'm being very generous and focusing. words i'd actually recognize without knowing to look for them is probably under 50

you're jelly

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omo

you're learning and thats whats good. How long you've been at it?

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Sure, I'm SUPER jelly

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don't cheat on me

probably a year or two if we're counting from when i first started looking into it, but i've only started taking it seriously within the past month and a half or so

yes exactly, glad we can agree

don't look too excited

>2 hours ago

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I have a passing interest of mostly wanting to understand the lyrics/being able to write some basic things

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ye it's done

what do you mean?

Hello, I love this picture

I'd never do that (on thread)

Nice

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I'm overwhelmed with joy. Elated.

Missed me?

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~

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accurate representation of how it feels posting in kpop general

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latin and japanese

t. Neumnest

me after a cup of cider

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understanding lyrics always seemed overrated to me. they're usually lame and you can almost always find translations of them.

like they always start with common phrases like hello, excuse me, i'm sorry instead of actual words and grammar

naturally

weird poster

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What a ride

What dialect is that?

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>~

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>latin
coolio

being to sing along is half the reason there also, for me at least

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