"If you keep looking at me like that, I'll pin you down and ride your cock until it's sore."

>"If you keep looking at me like that, I'll pin you down and ride your cock until it's sore."

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i can take you

Bring it on woman!

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Don't threaten me with a good time

*keeps looking at her like that*

>*jumps on you and smashes your pelvises into oblivion as she thrusts onto your cock*

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Nice try kiddo, I've already used my secret technique to dodge your attack.

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Not you though, you get a love punch from Yuuka instead.

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>running away
Until next time~

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That's pretty steamy tbdesu

*Stands on the sidelines watching everyone get rekt*

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It worked! My cherry hasn't been pop! Now I can continue to save it till marriage like a good boy!

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>*she grabs you and plants your face onto her pussy then rides it vigorously because you looked too long*
It's hysterical innit? If you don't turn around you're about to get rekt.
You're a good boy~

I'll tell you, it was a good shitpost; but kind of missed the target.p

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Indeed I a... You're behind me aren't you?

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*rolls away*
heh try again kiddo

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Yes, I am.
>*plants two powerful hands on your shoulders*
>*you feel two pairs of powerful hands grab you from behind*
>*she makes one powerful punch towards you*

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>*continues staring*

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NO PLEASE! I WANT TO SAVE MY CHERRY FOR THE PERFECT GIRL THAT I WILL MARRY!

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HOL HORSE NO! ILL SAVE YOU

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Is that a challenge?

excuse me mam, that comment was highly inappropriate
I'll have to ask you to apologize or I'll have no option but to report to to staff and possibly even law enforcement for sexual harassment

>*gets grabbed from behind, dragged away, and then gets violently facefucked by an equally buff woman*
>"And what if I decide to marry you afterwards? Fufufuufufufufufufufufu"
>"Perhaps. Are you up to it?"
>*gets grabbed from the side and gets spitroasted by two women with strapons*

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'night Kuriezy. I'm out. Gg kek.

No! I can only "do it" after marriage on the honeymoon! I got to break free!

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wadafuq

>91919 digits.
Nice. Yep.
Futuresight out.

Good night F
>"Then the solution is to drag you to the chapel and get married right there!"
>*starts dragging you away to the chapel*
Hope you're a masochist, otherwise you won't enjoy what she'll do to you next~

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HOL HORSE! USE THE SECRET TECHNIQUE I TAUGHT YOU!

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My dude we haven't even known each other for 20 minutes now, hell you haven't even taken me to dinner first either. Plus I'm not really that interested girls who can body slam me. :^(

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Cool and good.
Oops, came inside.

*reports everyone involved to the police*

>"Don't worry, you will come to love me~"

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Well, the only reason why I'm staring at you is because you're in the male bathhouse and a female bathhouse is next door. That's why I'm staring at you because I find it strange for a woman like you taking a bath in a male bath house.

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I did! But she caught up to me and is now gripping me with her iron fist!

Women fucking suck lol

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There's no choice then... I have to use the 2nd technique... To save me and my virginity! Goodbye frens. :^(

>bang

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try pocket sand then!

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>*slaps you with the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger*
>"If I get pregnant, you will take responsibility or I will break every bone in your body!"
>"You may call the cops, but they can't unrape you!"
>"What better place to look for prey than here~?"
>"Well, another one bites the dust"
>*walks around looking for more prey*

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Really? Are you really death desperate to look for a man that you're willing to rape any man that comes into a bath house? What a sad sad lady you are.

you bastard. you killed my friend! eat this!

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also this

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>"You'll pay for such an insult!"
>*charges at you and throws a hate punch at you*
>*she parries your blows and returns equally powerful blows*

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I'll do as I please, cunt.

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*blocks your path from nothing you do witll be as powerful as fist of the north star

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brb, shower
>"All these men ganging up on me! It's time to unleash my secret weapon!"
>"Mayuri!"
>*you two hear stomping footsteps, and then "Tu-turu~!"*
>"I heard there was trouble~"

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then i guess its time to unleast my sacred power too.
>FIST OF THE BORF STAR!

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what's insulting to what I said?

>*Wakes up*

Alright they think I'm dead... Luckily they don't know that I can make my bullets move in all kinds of directions, so I moves my bullet away from my brain... Now all I have to do is just let the medics take me to the hospital so I can get out of here without them finding out.. :^)

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......please be gentle

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That's the power of my 2nd technique!

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You sure?

im pretty sure.

I can use an eraser or white out to defeat him because he's a drawing.

Finally, I've always wanted a fit woman to sit on my face.

Doesn't matter if I'm being raped if I consent user.

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thats even more powerful
quickly use it

bacc
>*the hate punch connects with your face*
>*Mayuri throws a powerful flower punch at your face*
>"There will be nothing gentle about this"
>*grabs you and slams you against the wall before bodyslamming you and powerfully sucking your lips*
>*she squeezes your head with her thicc powerful thighs and you black out as she climaxes*

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>dabs away from the punch

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> *Looks out window of ambulance*

Poor bastards, had I not used my 2nd technique, I would be getting reversed raped non epic style.

Heh.. Lucky me.

> *Smiles as I ride to the hospital in peace*

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No u

* your punch has no effect*
You still haven't told me why my words offended you?

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>*you make the mistake of dabbing to the right of her punch, instead of to the left; she grabs you with her arm instead, pulling you into her muscular chest and squeezing tightly*
>"Ohhhhhh, I have a new teddy bear~!"
>*she steps back in shock as her punch has no effect*
>"How is this possible?!"

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*Mid-kiss, becomes 99% erect*
Oooh fuck...

d-damn it. if only i could figure out the secret of activate my incel defense shield in the hopes of driving you off

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I hate to be a spoilfaggot, but I gotta head off for bed after this post since work in the morning, so I'll wrap this up.
This was fun tho.
>*your incel defense shield has no effect because of all the pheromones in the air*
>"You're so cyoooooooooooooooot~!"
>*she squeezes even tighter and accidentally crushes you to death*
>"O-oh.... ;w;"
>*She feels your erection, slams you to the ground, you wince as she jumps onto your pelvis and rips off your pants, then rides your cock again and again and again until you pass out from overstimulation*
>*You wake up bound and gagged as she tells you this will be your new life until you die*

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Fine if you don't want to answer I'll just get up and leave and go to another bath house.
I just came here to relax and what I got is some random lady punch me in the face.
Cya

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(Muffling under my gag)
I can live with this, as long as I get stronk hugs

>respawn at the nearest bonfire
man that was bad. guess ill go get the souls and run away next itme

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AND ALL THAT'S LEFT WAS ME, HOL HORSE! :^)

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Hol Horse always wins. He always fucking wins.

im sleeping now but ill be ready the second some muscle girl decides to try and take my guarded penis

So there's a couple problems with this.
The first is that all of you faggots are basically ERPing with a gay, which is pretty fucking gay.
Even gayer is that it is female dom/male sub ERP, which is the most homosexual fetish of them all.
But the worst part is that none of you absolute gaylords can properly appreciate muscle girls. The appeal is that staying fit takes a lot of effort and dedication, which is an attractive trait. The other is that you don't have to worry as much about their safety when you aren't around, since they can take care of themselves better than most women.
Disgusting.

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oh and also who the fuck were you quoting

you need a bullet to the head

>rolling instead of backstepping and parrying next attack
fucking casuls

oh noooo please dont grab me and suck me off and force me to eat your ass out

So there's a couple problems with this.
The first is that all of you faggots are basically ERPing with a gay, which is pretty fucking gay.
Even gayer is that it is female dom/male sub ERP, which is the most homosexual fetish of them all.
But the worst part is that none of you absolute gaylords can properly appreciate muscle girls. The appeal is that staying fit takes a lot of effort and dedication, which is an attractive trait. The other is that you don't have to worry as much about their safety when you aren't around, since they can take care of themselves better than most women.
Disgusting.

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There's Jow Forums's fun police. Right on cue.

my latency is too high for me to parry well

God that was a good shitpost. It's always hillarious to see how easily the average man gets duped by his hormones.

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*stares obviously at exposed cunny*
Bring it THOT your pussy is gonna get turnt out worse than Afghanistan on October 6th 2001.

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Boop