Lets try and guess the anime based on a greentext

Lets try and guess the anime based on a greentext.
>be me lazy
>fucking samurai
>also solve peoples problems with a little philosophy

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gintama

good job aussie
>basically in a fucking coffee shop
>an Italian man with severe autism is the manger

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ahh blend-s

Blend S?

correct I'll change the diffculity a little bit.
>mc-kun
>have lots of cool extra powers in an mmo world
>every woman around me want some sugg

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here's a hard one

>be me
>live in a hentai setting
>entire show is me ignoring the women

SAO?

Good one
imma guess High school dxd or konosuba
>I am a high school girl
>my problem I'm really fucking great at anything
>oh is that a god

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kek binbougami?

also neither of those

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that's hundreds of animes
that too

I would have never guessed seitokai huh?
also you right
this dude above got it right
apparently aussies have a high power level
>be me have problems
>I am too fucking white
>and always waiting for some one else to save me and also I part of my soul is a pyromaniac

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>dad gets job in the White House as head chef

家の中のコリー
あなたは私の諜報外国人を侮辱する

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this one i dunno

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>konosuba
megumeme almost blew kazuma in the ln

HI score girl is epic good choice in the anime.
If you want the answer it's Nekomonogatari: Kuro
here's an anime from this season or last
>I'm a grown ass woman
>who's obsessed with a small Russian child
That's why I kinda hate the fucking series because my girl aqua ain't gettin the love she deserves she is the most useful out of all of them.

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>aqua
imagine being fucking retarded

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being a megumi fan go commit sepukku. I can understand being a darkness(lalatina) fan, but the one problem with megumi is that she doesn't have any tits, but megutards will try to defend a flat chested almost adult.

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shes a teenager idiot
also flat chests are cute

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No moderately sized oppai are the best you can ask almost anyone if you like flat then you are most likely a pedo. A teen should have some tits do you have a sister or had one look at her tits.

It’s about soul

my sister has big tits and did as a teen but there are plenty of teens with small breasts

how about this back in the day. which sex slave is more valuable a fertile looking woman with big tits or a woman that looks like a child ie small tits?

i wasnt alive 1000 years ago i have no idea of the worth of sex slaves

you would probably pay more for a fertile slave rather than a non fertile one. Relating, this to waifu a wife's value to the average male is based on their attractiveness to which most men will ascribe features of fertility, so finishing the argument Aqua and Darkness show much better traits for reproduction and thus are better waifu.

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you cant impregnate an anime you fucking moron

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Ehh why not.

>be me
>be slutty angel
>god get's pissed and exiles me and my sister from heaven
>get stuck with a gay black priest and can only return to heaven after collecting a million demon shekels that I don't remember the name of

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panty & stocking

That wasn't the point. I was arguing that sexual attractiveness is a function of the outward fertility signals for females which is large tits and waste which megumi has no of so she is objectively a worse waifu. However you can make the argument that she is subjectively your waifu.
Chrono crusade

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so you only follow what is supposedly objective
how pathetic

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It's objective so far as psychology is objective. That being said it's far more objective and socially considered beautiful to have the traits displayed by aqua and darkness.

Correct

>Chrono crusade
Never heard of it but probably correct if they're similar I guess.

thats considered sexy, not beautiful
are you illiterate perhaps

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What you said there is right to the least extent to where it makes the statement inaccurate. Sexy is the more narrowly defined version of beautiful. Sexy refers to a strictly sexual attraction while beautiful can be a number of things. However the statement you made makes it seem as though the too are mutually exclusive which they are not.

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my statement didnt make sexy and beautiful seem mutually exclusive. i was saying they arent one in the same.

I was using sexy in the context of sexual attractiveness, so there isn't any misuse of the word.

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but you werent using sexy at all, you were using beautiful?

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I'll try one:
>be me an extraordinary girl
>commit suicide
>work in a fucking pub after that with a psychopath

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>seinfeld or corey in the house whichever one is less unfunny and overdone

no one will guess this

Uhh
Death Parade?

Yeah! Very well :D

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