Posting from work, you may ask me one question
Posting from work, you may ask me one question
Henry Ward
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Anthony Rogers
Where do you work?
Kayden King
Y ur brain the smallest
Adam James
have you got any burgs?
Jaxson Edwards
At a coffee shop near the station, here's where I have my smoke breaks
It's not, do not spread false rumours
No but we have all sorts of toasties, paninis sandwiches and pastries for sale
There's an offer on for a medium or large drink and a pastry
I'd recommend the chocolate twist sir
Dylan Miller
Are you embarrassed you got caught jerking off at work again today?
Evan Hill
Nope because that never happened and I am a business professional
Julian Sanchez
It's really quiet today please ask more than one question
Gabriel Jackson
Y ur brain smelly
Wyatt Harris
why can't I swim like a normal person?
Jason Anderson
How much snow u got M8????
Austin Myers
It's not
Maybe you've become a skeleton man and now you can't float
Absolutely none
Stupid cia man
Jayden Watson
James King
Brandon Jenkins
Hee hee...MUDA MUDA
Carson Long
I will end you
Austin Perez
I can float on my back really really well. In fact I can swim backstroke super good.
Luis Thomas
Then why did you ask why you couldn't swim like a normal person
Kayden Long
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
>Translation
You can not stop what you can not understand, skelly.
For you see!
I am the Eternal Shore come up on me and you shall break
I am the fear that death itself fears
I am the eldest of the Elder gods
I am beyond your physical Dimension beyond the 4th the 5th and so on and so forth.
WHO AM I?
KING PUPPER
Xavier Cooper
because normal people swim freestyle or breaststroke
posers go butterfly
and then there are literal retards who swim backstroke when there are other people on the same line
Jonathan Collins
Do you like coffee?
Eli Evans
discord thread
David Russell
Yeah I've had two flat whites today one with coconut milk and the other entirely made of cream just cause I can and it was hecking nice
I think some of our beans must be Brazilian too, so thank you Mr Br.
Jack Brown
None of my friends seem to be in this thread
It's actually a "holy shit no one buys coffee in January and now I'm bored" thread
ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵒᵏᵃʸ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ᵇᵉ ᵐʸ ᵈᶦˢᶜᵒʳᵈ ᶠʳᶦᵉᶰᵈ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶫᵒᶰᵉᶫʸ
Ryder Walker
discord thread
Jack Nelson
Can I ask you two questions?
Wyatt Flores
What's your favourite way to drink coffee?
Oliver Myers
Yes however I'm gonna give two answers to each and you must guess which one is true
With my lips and mouth
Preferably without burning myself
If you mean what my favourite kinda cawfee is, I'd say the flat white, or a flat black with some pouring cream is quite good
Angel Williams
>still posting from work
Robert Brown
Ah? Finally a interesting thread. How you going, bro? Is that boring there?
Joseph Ramirez
How long is working day usually?
Ethan Gonzalez
Yeah, I meant the 2nd
Do you meet any interesting people there?
Hunter Ward
what's your opinion on the current situation
Nathan Morales
1. Can I ask you three questions?
2. What word can be made from letter between keys "U" and "A" on qwerty keyboard when you try to link them with a thick string of alpaca stripe?
Kevin Long
It's either boring or frustrating
Just now I had the typical mumbling unarticulated white girls come and order the same three things all in a row
Just had like 5 hours where it was one customer every 10 minutes
For the last half our I couldn't even post cause we had so many and it was right after my coworker went on her break so I was manning th kiosk alone
Stressful and rewarding desu
This one is a 10 hour shift, I work close to full time hours but I can't commit any more than 27 hours a week due to college
Sometimes I do, lot of qties, mostly bland people, occasionally ultra irritating people, and very rarely someone who is wonderful to converse with
Sorry for taking so long to reply I probably just made more coffees than you've had in your whole life
Isaiah Thomas
No you may not, heck off
It's either poo or poop for sure
David Morales
How did you get a job?
Jordan Perez
My friend helped me with a CV, the rest is just putting the effort in to send it out and respond
Just had a complete retard come up and complain about a latte she had last Friday which had "no froth"
Tried explaining that they're not supposed to be frothed and that she might be thinking of a cappuccino but she insisted that she'd always had frothed lattes here
ᶜᵒᵐᵖᶫᵉᵗᵉ ʳᵉᵗᵃʳᵈ, ᴵ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵏ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵍᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘᶫᶫ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵃᶰᵃᵍᵉʳ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵗᵒᵒ ᶫᵒᶫ
Brandon Miller
Dismissing people like that is the only way to make them go away in case you plan on being a coffee slave like me
Isaac Foster
Is being a coffee slave fun?
Austin Perry
>Just now I had the typical mumbling unarticulated white girls come and order the same three things all in a row
I Bet you can take advantage of some qt, huh?
>Sorry for taking so long to reply I probably just made more coffees than you've had in your whole life
Goddamnit. I thought people just used to sip tea there
Colton Taylor
When your co-workers are in the kiosk with you, everything's going fairly well with a few well timed mishaps and misadventures with banter back and forth with the customer, yes.
Right now? Fuck no. I've been alone in here for nearly two hours and it's miserable and I want to go for my smoke break but I can't leave the kiosk unattended
Ha no thanks, I'm much happier just talking to them as and when they want their coffee, if someone really caught my eye and was great to talk to I don't think I'd be past asking them for their number though
A lot of people get hot chocolates but most get a coffee.
Time for my first nicotine since my coworker disappeared to the stockroom
Xavier Ward
Just put a sign up saying "on break" and dip
Christopher Morris
>I don't think I'd be past asking them for their number though
>not having sex for the dinner
>mfw
OP, have you ever been in a homo relationship?
Joseph Wood
Not really a thing mate it's not a small brand this would get me fired if she came back in and I'd just fucked off without notice
I've had one, and I'm no whore so I wouldn't do that kind of thing
35 minutes until I get to inhale a lethal dose of nicotine and sign off for the day
Currently state of affairs: borderline self neckrope
Levi Edwards
I knew it. Fucking Faggot.