Good day, commonfolk. The gay has run rampant across both newfags and just plain fags...

Good day, commonfolk. The gay has run rampant across both newfags and just plain fags, so I have come to cure you all of the gay. Tell me of your symptoms so that I may treat you.

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I fap to traps every day
Is this gay?

the underside of my tongue feels funny please help

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Fap to traps you say? Extremely gay. I recommend a cauterization of the anus so that you may not indulge in such impure actions.

>canadian PD
This should be good
Anime or real life ones?

Nothing a bit of sandpaper can’t fix
>anime or real life ones
It doesn’t matter, it’s still as infectious

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My symptoms include depression because faggots are everywhere and I can;t scroll for 2 seconds without seeing porn, usually dicks. I just want it to stop. Fucking kill me.

Make an anti gay thread, I mustn’t be the only one to anti gaypost

fag

there must be another less painful option
you could always try kissing it better

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My dear man, you have returned to cure the gay of Jow Forums. I stand with you on this, the most holy of tasks.

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>poland
Kiss my blade, foul demon

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Ah, my old attire. I really should update, as I have lost many of it.

cringelord

very soft, feminine hands

cringelord

Hi
I just want to know how to figure out that one is or not?

Fuck off, I ain’t no pooftah

is or not gay ofc*

Why are you in eskimo land, PD?

>GAJ
too close

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y-your blade is so warm and large doctor

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>
Service is fucking up
Indeed, almost a tragedy

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no u

Ahh, Doctor Chen's profile. I see your credentials are in order. Carry on.

cringelord

Of course.
cringelord

NO U

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cringelords

How's your novel going? You haven't given us an update since fucking forever, you miserable twink.

>8
>7
>6
pd is gay confirmed

You gay or something, i said NO U!

cringelord

Oh yeah, I’m completely rewriting it because it’s cringe.

Is being practically asexual considered gay?

My role as an anti gay poster disproves all of these

Yes, you’re either straight or gay. Asexual is just another version of gay because you’re being a faggot not choosing a side

prove it

Newfag

I mean recently I've completely lost interset in women at all. Exept girls under 17 and some anime maybe.

cringe

>except girls under 17
Jesus Christ user, go out and at least talk to them

I don't know the origins of ":^)" :^(

:^) I do

Do not engage with the pole (See gayposter ) least he infect you with the gay

cringelord

Will try soon.
But now I'm in damn university with all those old bitches.

Just fucking talk to them, talk to anyone.

do you think he meant the girls over 17?

I'm capable of talking ofc.
What's the matter?

He ment other women, right?

Don’t be a pedo

your mom is ;)

> Uni student
>old
Christ user, i don't think its the gay you have

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No.. just.. no.. isn't it okay?
At school they always dated with older guys, so it's defenitely ok.
I don't mean I want elementary school or smth.

Depends on your age. 30< is a no no, below that, its kind of OK.

Fuck off jew

Out jude

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Much below.
And yes uni students are quite old at their age they're either short minded whores or too odd and autistic. At such an age theyalready have got too many shit in their heads

...

can't you two just suck each other's cocks already?

Wait, are you that user who said "Owned little sisters"?

you're asking for dating advice from someone that's underage

>suggesting gay acts
That's pretty gay user...

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>expecting high standards when you’re literally a pedo
Holy fucking shit

I don't know man, you're worshipping this guy so hard it makes me think that you two might have a thing going on

There’s always an Irish dick rider

Its just been a while since ive seen the good doctor. that is all. now, be gone beggared!

Yeah. My language tends to be quite retarded.

I'm not a pedo, you idiot.

Just stating a problem.

yeah I understand that you haven't seen your partner in a while so now you want to suck him off

Yea, you need more help then we can give, considering the contents of the thread i quoted you from.

Don't take it seriously. I was just bored

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don't force yourself into a relationship if you don't want one

Now compare it to definition of pedophilia.

PD tell me about this image and what you think of it

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LOOOOOOOOOOOL =)))))))))) ;D

Agree, I just think it might be a good way to improve daily life.

Sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object.

Very epic

Who is considered a child?

Pedophilia (alternatively spelt paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.

gay

I recommend 60V shocks 30 seconds apart. going up by 10V every 20 shocks.

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I'm here to confess.
There was that finn guy yesterday and the day before, who was posting pictures of his tummy. And I... I...
I TOLD HIM TO POST "MOAR"!
I can't, I can't take it! Help me, oh PD! Please cure me!

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Exactly.
To avoid misunderstanding- I ment 15,5-17,5 age.
There's nothing wrong with it.

Whow bud, 15 is REALLY pushing it..

Thanks. I feel much better.
I was actually just testing to see if my ban was global, or just /v/. Got banned for posting a pasta about not masturbating to Emma Watson in a Jow Forums thread on /v/.

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Right
But having atraction and having some actions done are quite different.

Thank you. While the good Doctors methods are tried and true, i prefer the more modern approach to curing the gay.

Yea... Just stick to the 17+ okay bud.....

Okay, thanks.

are you back for good or just visiting?

a distinction where the difference (you being in prison) is only particularly meaningful to you

Hopefully back for good

welcome back then!

Yep

so that wasn't you attacking all the anime threads yesterday?

no it was me