Itt we all live in the same house

...but you are one...

Dibs on the basement

I want the non-haunted upstairs bed!

WHY ARE THERE ONLY FUCKING AMERISHITS HERE?!

*disgusting sound of coughing through the wall*

Howdy pardner, is it my turn to shit yet?

Knock-knock

I most certainly am not. Speak to me like that again, peasant, and we're going to have further words.

Expect the toilets to be clogged at all times

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ayo nigga i ait everythang in da fridge lol

j-just don't post any amerimutt memes please!

Who just took a disgusting dump? We're gonna need to burn the house down. Must have an amerifat.

whiter than you

SHITTER'S CLOGGED

Nigger can you go to the gas station and steal us some cigarettes?

hey guys this is my new friend Sandeep and he's going to be staying with us for a while

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hey guys, any room for my anime figurine collection and waifu pillows?

i'ma gonna feed the cat

Orale esse.
By the way has anyone seen my keys?

>tits or gtfo

Also go take out the trash and make me a sandwich, babe.

Ayo boss, can I have the keys to the sex dungeon?

hey is it cool if my gf comes over with her bull later

I had 4 beer left in the fridge, which of ye drank it or taught it to walk?

shiiieeeettt did i hit up dat white bitch? fuggg i'm out nigga gonna get some cigs

*Sprays shit into your toilet and doesn't flush*

*Clogs with toilet paper*

Who there?

Is anyone gonna eat the front lawn, or can I?

I wanna 'train' a bitch to become a fucking cow bitch with the leaky titty, can I have a space in the dungeon for her?

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Fite me, Taco.

As long as your buttfucking sounds don't reach my corner of the attic I'm fine

You're still american, though.

now you can find out what food tastes like you starved commie faggot

YOU ALL ARE FILTHY FUCKING NIGGERS

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Hey guys you cool if I start assembling lightning links in the basement?

Who THE FUCK ate the last of the Fruity Pebbles?!

A Chosen One appaears!

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YE AND THESE FUCKIGN COLORS DONT RUN

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Ill be brewing in the garage, none of you faggots touch my fermenters

Bro that's all you, but it's Phalaris Arundinacea, so that grass has DMT in it. Good luck user.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

>*laughs in GMO*

Too late. Canada ate the cat!

Ivan. Brought us vodka

KYS

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STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM OR THE DAKIMAKURA GETS IT!!

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uhh...i..i dunno man..*buuuuurrpp*

"hey user will you take the dog out?"

Fuck yeah but you gotta share her with the rest of us.

the jew stole my toast

Are you machining them yourself?

*Pulls down pants and sprays shit all over you and your vodka and runs away to the dining room*

Fuck. Gas him.

Meet me in the pantry. I wanna stick dry spaghetti in your urethra

can you stab croatia over a krocodil dispute already?

guys i did my 23 and me im like 1% sub saharan african does that mean i have to move out?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Welkom. Kom maar binnen mijn Russisch broeder

Can y'all stop shouting, I've got to succeed law school so we get a jewish lawyer.

Jew? I'll get the cheese, you get the trap

Who the fuck took my super sized mcdonalds big mac meal??

Oh you fucking disgusting nigger. Open up the bathroom!

Yeah... Jij can slapen in the shed

naw dont sweat it pal. say i left a length of stout rope in the garage would you mind fetching it and meeting me by the good old strong oak tree out front?

you'll need btc to use the toilet, it's my property now

Why the fuck is there a used up condom on my bed?

>55.4%

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HE VIOLATED THE NAP

*farts loudly in adjacent room*
HOLY FUCK DID ANYONE HEAR THAT GOD DAMN I WISH I RECORDED IT
*burps*

McDonalds doesn't offer super size anymore you imposter.

>Crashes in from the floor above due to all-consuming weight.
SOMEONE SAY MORE AMERISHARTS?

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did jamal "roofie" you again? i your still going with that line?

Anyone here saw a Paddie?

lmao

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For the fifth time, I am not the maid!!!

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irish need not apply

would you be willing to accept my stinkie linkies?

my bedroom requires........tidying

clean it up jannita!

good God...

Of course you aren't. You have a dick.

We're out of milk again...

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my shitters clogged juanita

You americans are fucking disgusting. Seriously. Go bak to /ptg/. ABOO!

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Does anybody know where the treats are? The Amerimutts got out again.

I fuck everyone to establish dominance.

I told you faggots what the sock on the knob means. Now fuck off. I've got to start over now.

go to sleep retard

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>broeder
Did u mean
>kamaraad

ALRIGHT, WHO DIDNT LIFT THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT?