I want to move to a different country with a fake ID so I can legally marry my sister...

I meant the fake id part is not the best idea if you get caught you're basically screwed

yes, post your sister so we can report you to norway

Got a buddy that knows how to get one and uses one himself, it's quite costly around 15k€ but they look extremely real

Post sisterfu

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>they look extremely real
But they're not real
You mentioned that you want to get real Norwegian papers through the fake ones just remembered that your papers will be processed and reviewed closely this is not your average id that you give to a cop for a speeding ticket
>unless you really trust this dude you shouldn't do it

Can't really think of another way though, also I trust him but I also know that there is a small chance (I'd say around 10%) I get fucked over majorly.
But we'd be so happy after everything were to work out

post it now

Good luck and i hope it all works out in the end just don't do anything stupid

just change your name and live together with no marriage, retard, tax cut isn't that significant(and there won't be any if you're going to norway, if anything you will pay more)
adopt some rooskie or any other 3rd world slav kid, they pretty much sell kids here

Post it already.

I'm actually an expert on this kind of stuff so I'll be happy to help you out!
First things first your sister needs a fake ID as well so you could start by posting some pictures of her

I posted this one once before on /b/ in a similar thread I made. It's 8 months old now but she looks similar still

>don't do anything stupid
I've passed the point of reason a long time ago.

It sounds easier but she really wants a marriage even if it's a small one with no one but us present. Also I don't want to pick some bimbo off the street to adopt

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looks gay

In Spain you can do it.

Really?
I mean Spain doesn't sound too comfy to live in but I'll take it, better than rhode islands

Seriously?

Doesn't matter if you're not having kids. There are people who won't give a shit about attempts to rationalise the situation, and they WILL fuck your shit up if they find out about you. Family and friends will shun you. People you don't know will harass you. You will be ostracised by the local community.

Any legal ID papers require background checks. Even if you have something that looks convincing you won't actually show up in whatever system they use to confirm who you are. It's not entirely the same situation, but there have been refugees here in Norway who were deported for applying for asylum with false information like the wrong middle name.
Marrying will also require background checks, even more so will adopting. Good luck anyway

It's why I want to leave the country so the chances of anyone finding out are significantly lower.
I guess the fake id shit seems less and less alluring the more i think about it.
Why shits gotta be so hard, even faggots have it easier

oi, im pretty sure we're better than those euromexicans..

i want to murder all incestous bastards and burn their corpses

>Less taxes to pay and we can adopt easier
I think it's strange how you don't care about incest laws but you seem to care about tax laws.
Regarding kids; buy baby and tell authorities that your sister gave birth at home.