Job interview in less than 1 hr

job interview in less than 1 hr
wish me luck Jow Forums

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Good luck. Try to not fall for their retarded bait questions like "why do you want to work here?"
Money. Thats why.

best of luck burger. i know shits tough over there. make that mulla son

I denied 3 applicants yesterday because of this. Don't do this. Pretend you care about what they're doing there.

high five the interviewer to break the tension

Id deny pooftah applicants if it were legal. But they're too wimpy to handle blue collar work, so I dont have to deal with you faggots anyway.

when he goes back for the high five, move your hand out the way. It'll show your dominance.

How did it go? What did you apply for?

Do you ever trade jobs for blowies?

if you interview high as balls then they won't be able to tell when you're high at work because they will think you're just always retarded

Interview went well. I am always hesitant because I feel like I am wasting their time when I already have other offers.


Very respectable nice people. No dumb meme interview questions. (I feel like rich white people are always nice and know decent questions to ask)


One guy was slightly autism which surprised me (he asked me same question 5 times. Maybe my answer was the autism).
They are very similar to another company I interviewed with last week.

9/10 would interview again

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I interviewed high on Xanax. The thing is, I actually benefit from it medically. Can't do it everyday or it stops working. Feel fucking great right now though.

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fINGERS CROSSED user. tHE POINT THAT HE ASKED YOU THE SAME QUESTION 5 TIMES, INDICATES YOU WERE NOT GIVING THE ANSWER THEY WERE LOOKING FOR I.E KEYWORDS. SORRY FOR THE CAPS, I HAVE AUTISM

The question was "how are you doing?" or a variant of it.
I know I sometimes autism and don't ask them back but I'm pretty sure I did.
I think he was trying for the "tell me about yourself"

>It's time for you to say goodbye to neetland and say hello to wagecuckville
Btw what is the job you interview for?

G99d luck

I need a job. Correction I need an income. Kek

aHH, i SEE, WELL GOOD LUCK MATE

mE

I'm a g88d tester and listener :))

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Checked.

I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK, i CAN'T AFFORD TO EMPLOY YOU lol

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Kek

Your the best remember. N3v3r 4g3t

wE BOTH LOST OUT TO 666 TRIPS. wE ARE FUCKING FAILURES

Nah can live without that one. I trip almost everyday. Bloody dogs leaving their toys around grr

oK, IM OFF NOW...

It's OK, thinking about a possible return to PR. We'll see, I have faith in God in finding the right path. All the best OP ROOTIN N TOOTIN 4 ya

Cya thanks

good luck m8, just be yourself :^)

Exactly. I find this serves well in most situations. Not all though :)

Kek. Then more Kek

This works for me in most situations. Including court when I was a bad hombre all those years ago

Software engineer for us defense contractor

Based. No one better than u


What drug?

>tfw pooftah interior lightning wizard
Blow me faggot.
Hell no. My resume is on point fampai. I got people trying to blow me for jobs and promotions.

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