why are modern english men so fat and ugly?
Why are modern english men so fat and ugly?
Most engrish men are soi cucked faggots who let their wives control everything, fat bald alcoholic football supporters were the golden age of man in the U.K.
>lmao it is still like that tard
last world football championship showed that
you are are all disgusting wife beaters
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why are modern croation men so fat and ugly?
Northophobe detected
My grandma said all the good looking English men died in the war.
>who let their wives control everything
ya man but if you still cling to the old idea of the man being in charge I have sad news for ya
Did your mum know her rapist or was it just a happy surprise ?
This, the Norf will rise again.
only the men?
Anglos, much like the Jews, are so hideously inbred that they've created their own distinctive subspecies. They are not white.
Men like this, make Empires
Why do slavs move here in droves yet simultaneously hate Britain and everything about it? Reminds me of Mexicans in America. Genuinely curious.
you will look like that or you will look like a 20yr old beardy poof in tight black jeans.
those are the only options for english men.
wot did u jus say to me u cunt?
I consider that a particularly attractive girl here
she is cute
>says the mutt
it's the fake eyebrows, excess of makeup and hair worn out from straightening and dyeing that give that really common look
SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS
Anglos need to be purged from the world
t. 100% celt master race
those eyebrows are everywhere here as well. and the overly shiny upper cheekbones
All the good looking fit men either turned gay or died in world war 2
>engrish
wrong flag
u got sumthin against da norf?
fookin nonce i'll 'ave ya
CAM ON FAKKIN INGERLUND
*BANG BANG*
CAM ON
*BANG BANG*
INGER-LUND
*BANG BANG*
SCORE SAM
*BANG BANG*
FAAAH-KING
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSSS!
and the round face
That man knows his pasties, the propa from the gnaff pints of carling and where to get a donner and chips at 3:30am on a tuesday. No pita, no salad, loads of garlic sauce. 'Can't beat it mate.'
in awe at the size of this lad
Hasn't that always been England's thing? Shitty weather, lousy food, bad teeth, and ugly people?
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
Because they and the loyalists committed atrocities in New Jersey
farkin state of these cants, typical engrish facks
Looks cucky m8
>men like this create empires.
Those are Celts. The subhuman in OP and these are also Celts.
Germanic Anglo-Saxons were the ones who built the empire and who dominate the upper echelons of society to this day.
fucking Euro skeletal nonces, this is literally the ideal physique.
'ate frogs
'ate krauts
'ate eyeties
'ate spics
'ate slavs
'ate pakies
'ate pikeys
luv me wife
luv me sousage rolls
luv me football
simple as
I'm a Celt but I've developed a strong attraction to Anglo slags since browsing Jow Forums
Fuck off with this D&C bullshit. Go sit on a fire hydrant, you fucking tool
>hires Hessians to fight the war for him and still loses
I membah tha Hillsbouroughcaust like it was yestuhday. ‘ad only one sosig roll fah about a ‘undred survivuhs.
'ate queers
'ate pikeys
'ate pakis
'ate transsexuals
'ate homosexuals
'ate rugby
'ate catholics
'ate gypsies
'ate seagulls
'ate lefties
'ate muslims
'ate cider
'ate frenchies
'ate huns
'ate the EU
Love football
Love me wife
Love pints
Simple as
I CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIES
paying the price for spearheading industrialism, and having all that industrial waste seep into the groundwater supply for 200 years.
Literally an island of mutants.
Disgusting triangular anglo heads.
foookin 'ell baz wot a fookin bounce
dazza went fookin flying, rite fat cunt he is, keep tellin him
island of chads mate
Those are the people who died of cholera and lived in poverty their whole life. The lower classes neither developed nor benefitted from the empire.
yea 200 years ago maybe
Are pikeys a real thing? I thought they were just something from Snatch. Holy shit. May god be with you bong.
>Modern english man
>Modern
Lol
never actually seen anyone in real life that looks like those luvvies
knocked over 'is fookin rum & coke, fuckin poofter
u up for a chippy?
WWI absolutely destroyed the Chad reservoir of the UK. There after the limp dick plebs that get off on a nanny state decided to disarm the population, get bombed to hell and back for WWII, ask the US for guns then melt them at the end of the war. Post WWII was the turning point for supreme cuckdom.
The irony being those people have minimal Anglo-Saxon blood.
ITS COMING HOME
Pretty sure that's a woman in the headlock.
Did you run out of examples and try to sneak a Jap in there?
The NORF man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. He is an absolute UNIT. His commanding bulk makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is stocky and wide, as a result of his high levels of calorie consumption. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pink gammon skin. This reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the biting cold, rain and endless darkness of Northern England, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pink skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The NORTHERN MAN's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of Albion (S*vvern fairies)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his belly. The NORTHERN belly is largest of all the races. As the belly is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the NORTHERN man the most masculine of men. This large belly is able to arouse the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the empty space on the bed. Its capacity ensures that when he necks a few bevvies, he can consume up to more than three times his weight in weak alcoholic brews.
In total, the NORTHERN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and prodigious bulk upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the NORTHERN man is the epitome of masculinity
>WWI absolutely destroyed the Chad reservoir of the UK
Ya ok this guy is a disgusting leviathan. But those forearms speak of decades of mindless industrial labour or prison. Fat pig or not, he could probably crush every slob in this thread. Plus fat fucks are usually surprisingly fast and nimble.
In Russian (and other Slav languages as well) England translates "Land of angels", english = "belonging to angels". What the fuck have you done to your land, gents. On top of that, imagine how little do you know about your clay and your great ancestors.
There you go, you’re closely tied with Germans anyhow. Mind you, you’re more successful than them because the Celts are more intelligent and once subjugated the Germans and sacked Rome long ago. The Celts were Gauls and the Germans were Goths. The Romans Germans and other races all attacked the Celts at once and they were forced to flee to the British Isles where they dominated the Mesians, the De Dannan, the Picts(nearly) and the Britons
SEETHING ANGLO.
oi oi big up Reading
>eyeties
Wot?
I think the humour is going over your velcro like coils of mongrel hair amerimutt. The no-nonsense solid bloke depicted there thinks Hessians are 'them fackin fancy shoes poofs wear'. Colonial times 'was that bit were we robbed chicken tikka from pakistan then fackin gandi split us up'.
Noone fackin cares, jog on silly cunt!
phwoaarr luv a gud chippy me
battered sosij n mushe pees yeh, fookin lush
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even our fuckin basedboys are hard cunts
Karls face make me laugh
slang for italians
These was a famous Chelsea Headhunter called Harry the Horse back in the early 80s. They don't make 'em like old Harry more.
What a mad cunt. Y'all need to ban flimsy glass bus stops. Can't even support the weight of a healthy growing lad.
This is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
You're just jealous that we get girls you croat virgin
fucking christ lads i'm dying ere from these fucken norf memes
jesus lads my fucking stomach's cramping
Celts is a meme, we are all the same you dumb fools!
Seriously? Europeans should delve into their rich history and honor the traditions of their ancestors. Maybe then you would have the right to carry swords and guns. I may be autistic but carrying my sword everywhere strikes fear into the hearts of minorities, makes for an interesting conversation topic with men of my race and gets me bitches too.
>continentals will never have this power
Depends where you look. Just don’t go to MK it’s full of Chaves
mr bean makes me laugh every time
they're fokin real alright pal
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IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME
yeh vas roite
nobody comes to GRUT BRITANLANDIA fucktard
except muslim pakistani sheepfuckers
you're alright our kid
I thought he died
No, the men who make Empires went to the colonies and made Empires there. The shlobs who remain are the weakass, cowards who couldn't make it in a colony. There is a reason why Brittain is failing. All your good men left to greener pastures. Go back to sucking Ahmed's cock, Nigel.
>GRUT BRITANLANDIA
fukin wot? speak inglish mate
Post your face then Mr.handsome!
whoever draws those norf pictures is a hero
thats called a powerbelly, show some respect you balkan cunt
Trash tier thread