I am freezing to death Jow Forums

-10 to -40(depending on where you’re from) and snow is better than 0 to +5 and icy rain though

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Ah! Ah! Ah! I can almost imagine you, all shivering in your decayed house.

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say that again when you get ill from a lung related disease..

Burn wood, coal, gas, or oil, faggot.

t. comfy natgas zone with the windows cracked open wearing shorts and a t-shirt.
brb going to cook eggs on my gas range, and then do the laundry with my gas-fired hot water and gas-fired clothes dryer.

>cracks open a can *CRACK* *sluurp* ahhhh

Better believe I'mma shovel the driveway as soon as it starts getting light out tomorrow. And I'll use the metal shovel just so it's that much louder.

Just post the outside temperatures and the horror will end.

Don't you guys have central heating like us?

Don't worry, Muhammed, the mosque is always warm.

Your always welcome at my place user

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Nope shit sucks if it's too cold

>doesn’t understand that higher global temperatures result in weaker, more unstable polar vortexes that aren’t being held together at the pole anymore and swing segments of the polar vortex south into the US.

i was in siberia once in russia when it was -45
funnily enough it didnt feel that bad honestly. European winters are way more retarded because its wet all the time, fuck that. In russia the winters is dry with lots of sun, i love that.

I know that feel Nordbro

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based zoomer user

It will start when the weather cools down

It's -9 here as well brother. I'm about to go dip my balls in a hot spring

Tears should be icicles.

Reminder that only Whites will survive the ice age. Blacks cannot live in the cold.

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>earth heats up
>ice melts
>more water
>water has higher specific heat capacity than the earths crust, ice, and our atmospheric gases
>air pressure is increased because of the heat being absorbed by the water
>in an attempt to regulate the temperature the ocean absorbs more heat
>ouch ground and air cold

Build a brick oven or cut firewood during the summer user.
You dun goofed

Wear clothes you fucking Neanderthal and start a fire

>don't have a car
>claim to have a salary
Explain

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fuck yea love metal shovels.

It’s nice in Denver rn

>tfw it's 60 degrees in San Fran and I'm sipping on my s.o.y.

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I thought that norway has cheap electricity.

>B-B-But Jow Forums told me the cold was based and redpilled!

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>tfw in a few years san fran is gonna get nuked and then it'll be 100000000000 degrees

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only the shutins and NEETs say that. us normal people love warm weather

Cold is based and red pulled
Shitskins and niggers freeze first

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haha say that again when you can smell the spink coming from your balls through our pants because it's so hot that you are sweating like a pig.

Say that again when the sun is so strong that when you go out you literally feel like needles are piercing your skin.

Say that again when you literally can make a pool of sweat through your pants on a chair just with the steam coming from your ass

last but not least, say that again when you are getting bitten by 10gorillion mosquitoes and getting malaria and zika

Just called into work because my car wouldn’t start. They told me to find someone to jump it. Nigga what am I supposed to do walk around in the freezing weather asking strangers to jump my car? Nobody is even outside. Fuck off.

if it wasnt for the brutal cold winters of Europe the white man would not be walking this planet today.
The white man knew winter was coming and had to gather resources for him and his family, this is what makes them superior as a race.

Meanwhile in Africa the niggers never had to deal with temperatures that'll cause frostbite and to this very day they still live in mud huts.

based viking

So back into the oceans we go, we're all just immigrants on land anyway :^)

Send help.

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Was is $70 for the drink m8?

Yeah, man. I'm freezing over here as well.

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>flag
>complaining about cold
not a true snownigger. Show hand and reveal yourself as s*uthern "european"

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>And I'll use the metal shovel just so it's that much louder.
Based and boomerpilled

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We had nearly 3cm of snow today. There was ice on some residential paths, too. Pretty scary shit, like.

they go outside under 50 degree weather and they get instantly snot nosed

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Global warming creates instability of weather dynamics and extremes of high low, a concept way beyond the average trumptard

>hot means cold
>war is peace
>diversity is our strength

checks out

reeeee

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i mean i understand brazil is shit but there are countries in the world with first world standart and infrastructure where its tropical warm
lung diseases are no joke my friend

>What is Chicago, Detroit, NYC, Minnesota, Baltimore, Malmo

Also, Inuits put whites to shame when it comes to surviving in the cold. Even Asians are better surviving in the middle of the frozen empty steppe. Whites can only survive in the cold if they have the following prerequisites including super advanced technology to keep their extremely well-insulated shelter warm at room temperature, layers and layers of clothes with advanced fabric technology, running water, and ready to eat food that can be picked up in under 5 minutes. I'm White and I will be the first to concede that I hate the cold and decreased day time. I don't have an ego to protect and realize I don't have to cling onto this bullshit identity that I have to like the cold because I'm white. So keep living in your frozen shitholes while I enjoy my tropical environment where my ancestors evolved :)

So if i survive the ice age greeks are confirmed white?

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may be you should fuck off back to somalia then

iktf

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If the veins on your forearm are blue then you are white.

Wrong. Germanic and nordic whites can survive cold. If you have viking blood you are true european.

No. You are m*doid. You will not survive.

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We had like 1 incel of a mm of snow, yet still a fuck ton a retarded, female drivers crashing and destroying property, but "its du snowz fawlt"

>know it gets cold every winter
>do nothing to prepare

sounds like natural selection is doing its job

Sounds reasonable

>cold in winter
>OH MY GOD GLOBAL COOLING
Stop it. You're not an Amerikike.

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>whites have always had advanced technology to survive winter
>other races apparently require the same shelter, they just survive it mannnn

Yes i will cracka
I will be the only one to survive and become the whitest man on earth

Farming. I win

Am cozy too

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If 56% of US survives, Jow Forums was right.

the Wim Hof Method might be something for you
youtube.com/watch?v=2WxufpcnNWw

I'd take global cooling any day. 46 degrees in Melbourne the other day, none of that.

It's getting cold, isn't it?

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Sounds like wagie a little miffed.

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we are in a glaciation, give thanks to liberals

Out in Anime land they solved this problem a long time ago.

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Stop whinging you fucking pussy.

retard, they literally used an atmospheric heater up there to break the polar vortex winds. they fucking expanded the polar vortex out to the fucking equator in 1 day u doublenigger.

they did this on purpose, weaponising the weather.

>the scum called it sudden stratospheric heating warming.

fucking nig, fuck you.

THE WEATHER IS WEAPONISED.

A lot of them will survive because they have cold protection from the hundreds of lbs of fat around them

Make sure to winterize... your pipes.

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>I'm White
>tropical environment where my ancestors evolved

Pick One

I remember the other year when they invented the term polar vortex and it hit -40C. Plumbers loved it.

Can't you move to a friend's house for the winter?

Go stay at somebody elses house for a few days you retard.

Sleep on the couch at your parents

>Plumbers loved it.
All those burst pipes, especially in older homes = big bank. Especially here in the northeast. There are a lot of homes that were built before the 1930s.

>while I enjoy my tropical environment where my ancestors evolved :)
Modern humans started appearing in Europe about 80K years ago in the middle of the last ice age.

You are welcome to spend a spell in my comfy cabin with radiant floors, 4 radiators in 300 sqft, plus electric space heater.
There's an immense snow drift building outside my sliding glass doors not 10 feet from where I'm sitting. It's about as tall as me now.
I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt
>god bless fossil fuels.

Yeah, I was overseeing one from like 1920 or something. The pipes burst twice in one season. Had to tear apart half the kitchen twice and also cut a bigass hole in the living room before I finally got all the spots that were exposed directly to the outside air.

Would have cost an arm an a leg to hire somebody to do that.

45 below here, fuck the outside world.

To cold, my trusty old car didn't even start, even having a pre heater on for 4h did not help a shot, just made my electric bill hit the sky

I sleep in 3 layers of clothing m8.

Stahp I just had to put my dog down

Sorry fren

Had those exact same slippers, bottoms fell off within a year.

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Why don't you just move to Florida

If you cover your face with 2 woolen blankets you can sleep bretty comfortably with a 6m/s wind blowing straight through your windows in -30C.

He doesn't want to get eaten by gators.