Say something good about the country above you

Hockey dude

nice icy snow + really good surgeons who specialize in people who fall over

nice looking cities

Monkey

Drugs and football

garlic

Trailer park boys, best show ever

Catacomb exploring!

Big Caves in the east coast.

unironically greatest country ever created

West coast mid-coast are nice.

You guys created a ton of awesome movies and music

You have really great classical composers. Villa Lobos is amazing plated a few pieces of his. Wonderful music.

You guys have some of the nicest people and have some of the most beautiful landscapes in the world

Played**
One of the goddamned most ideologically free lands. Amazing varieties of culture and humble people once you leave the tourist thwarted cities.

Very polite, threat indigenous populations like they deserve.

Soupa de monkey!

You guys have Florida

>You guys have Florida
Say that to my face, motherfucker.

lots of gays

No redeemable qualities

it wasn't an insult lole
sensitive yank is sensitive

2nd Amendment

>it wasn't an insult
You better watch opening your mouth. An emu might fuck it again. Now take back what you said about fL*ida

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it's got funny headlines and a thriving Cuban community that adds to the latino feel of the place, there fatty. now instead of crying all day why don't you shuffle on down to McDonald's, order a McButter Burger and calm down.

I hope you get rammed up a kangaroo's stupid front pouch, you nigger. All your animals are gay and you live on the bottom of the world.

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whatever you say.

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In your cunt you can legally buy an armored tank

You have three seconds to explain why I shouldn't McNuke your third world village.

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You Americans actually have a lot of conservatives and you're not entirely cucked unlike Canada

I never thought of putting gravy and cheese curds on fries. You're forgiven for the whitehouse thingy (for now).

your gun laws are the best in the world, and the western half of the country is beautiful.

The US has brought many of the best things to the world. Food, tech, music, etc. You name it and the US has contributed majorly

You make so kickass food

some caricatures like tom and jerry or looney toons were part of my childhood

>south americans watch tom and jerry
You really do learn something new every day.

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If I'm not mistaken, Brazilians are big on Woody Woodpecker

I also remember woody woodpecker and the characters of hanna barbera
Based but bluepilled

Helped hitler hide and also contains one of the nicer portion of women in south america

had a crush on a honduran chick back in the day

We give America a lot of shit but you guys are alright sometimes

accents are 10/10

Burger king

Chorizo is not too pretty bad.

western canada is pretty

You have almost 5% of the World's population.

Your HDI is nice

Your beat is nice

I heard you guys had some of the best ski resorts

good food
quality threads
#1 export for car crash videos in 144p
based
good folk music
best food
maple is based
quality posts
quality fireplaces
monkey
good wine
inventor of my favorite martial art
fairy bread
quality cawfee
i won't cry for you
actual best tier cawfee
most based country on Jow Forums
cool beaches

The part that isn't California.

your education system leads to great comedy on Jow Forums

Maple syrup

I heard you offer nice beer at your bars, and some of said bars locate right at some of the best and the most meaningful historical sites ever. You got things happening before pharaos, and so on.