>All-time record low temps possible tonight in Minneapolis, Detroit, Chicago, Milwaukee
>The NWS in Des Moines said, “to protect your lungs from severely cold air, avoid taking deep breaths; minimize talking.”
>The body of a University of Iowa student has been found on the campus in Iowa City, and officials say they believe his death was weather-related.
Get comfy and get the fuck in here, old /sp/
i spent the first 10 1/2 years of my life living in estonia without electricity this is life on easy mode
>not a single place with sub -50 windchill in the late afternoon
boring as fuck
>go inside
>heating
>problem solved
even homeless are allowed in trains and restaurants. who gives a fuck.
the worst thing that can happen is your car battery dies.
Light orange master race here. Walked like two blocks into the wind and my nose was like fuck you you're breathing through your mouth and just stopped working.
i'm in breezy point minnesota btw
Another beautiful snowbelt day, boys.
okay grandpa
generation x masterrace
Whoever made this doesn't know how temperature colors work
mfw warmer in Edmonton and Fairbanks than here west of Baltimore
you're operating from the assumption that homeless people are logical and mentally stable. hundreds of them will die tonight between chicago and nyc alone
American weather is weird.
If you could swap for mild and rainy all year round would you do it?
>drumpf voters freezing to death
based
No. It's depressing AF in Seattle
Probably not.
Sounds pretty gay, tbqhwyff.
and be london, paris, amsterdam, or cologne? why would i want to be depressed 11 months a year just to make that 1 month of summer bearable?
>freezing winters, boiling humid summers
Wew I'll take our 5-25°C green and pleasant land, it doesn't even rain that much.
Anyone else actually prefer cold weather?
you know what's weird weather.com hasn't updated their us weather map graphic in at least 5 years, they have the same large storm off the coast of florida graphic every single day
insert obvious terrible florida weather joke here but really it's fucking lazy as fuck
I would die in your summer
Currently 60F and sunny in OR
>Currently 60F and sunny in OR
Shouldn't you be working right now?
No snow, no 88 degree days at the beach or pool. I don't think so, Giles
16 and falling in nyc
I moved from Baltimore to Dallas to escape the cold and it was under 30 degrees yesterday morning. I felt like I was back home
yes i was outside in a shirt and shorts and someone of color was in a parka and he said "what the fuck to me" while laughing, i could have stood my ground and shot him legally but i realised im already physically superior
nothing personnel but i think i'd rather live in costa rica, like the crappiest part, than nyc lol
Every relevant place is bearable
Not here by choice :(
>chicago
>drumph
>winter is my favorite seas-
tomorrows high is -34 without windchill
Who /snow day/ today and tomorrow?
>it's a little bit colder than it typically is around this time
>HURR YOUR KIDS ARE ALL GONNA DIE STAY INSIDE
Why is the news about weather so fucking apocalyptic?
Location?
>working an 8-5
lmao
>Why is the news about weather so fucking apocalyptic?
Every time we get a good blizzard here they refer to it as "SNOWMAGEDDON!" It gets a bit old.
They need to scare people so they don't have idiots like the ones trying to surf during hurricanes
gain employment. lose weight.
what are you bringing to the table?
>YOU GONNA GET FROZE
>emergency services won't be available
>30 minutes later blacks on camera caught breaking into foot locker
literally happened during the last hurricane in florida
to be fair and balanced there were white guys riding bicycles
>what are you bringing to the table?
Your mother. It's where I butt fuck her.
We don't all work in an office you drone
uhhh thats a negative?
>this year we're about to get a snow-plosion
Every single year
>75 I'm Phoenix rn
Lmao imagine living in a desolate hell hole like the north
>75 I'm Phoenix rn
Lmao imagine living in a desolate hell hole like the north
Cringe
>tfw winters have lots of snow but relatively mild temperatures
Who /Coloradical/ here?
euros go away
yeah but a -34 with like 5mph winds won't result in -50 windchill
Like you'd know, you gulf stream baby.
It's snowing here too
>need to bundle up for the two feet of snow
>by the time school was over it was 80 degrees and you're stuck in all those layers
God I hated living in Colorado
I go to work at 4:30am, it was real temp of -19
My cars heater and heated seats couldnt keep up and I was cold as fuck on my way to work.
Its currently -6 right now.
Whole point of layering is that you can take off layers m8
Much better than wearing one extremely warm coat and having to flip between shivering and sweating
my 8 yr old car battery died today and i had to get it replaced.
it's never this cold, and will only be this cold for 3 days. But that alone cost me 100 bucks. Fuck cold weather
Boo hoo, not like you work outside
minus the hat
>be NEET
>most apartments have free heating
>crank it up to a comfy 75 degrees
>currenlty in shorts and shirt
>can't even tell it's winter all this month, or really any other year
must suck if you work outside yea
Walked to the liquor store yesterday and it's really not so bad if you dress correctly.
That's what happens when you live in the center of a continent.
Heatwave in New Zealand right now 35C/95F today
Absolutely not
based
We do have that weather in Washington state, Oregon and north California
You were due. Mine last 5-6 years.
does the cold affect your car? mines ploughed in and now it's all ice so i can't shovel it out
What are you lads drinking to stay warm tonight?
>americolds
Good job you have those thick layers of blubber to protect you.
T. Failed English teacher
Based
My own piss.
KEK
water with ice
I turned up the heating too high and im sweating. Even got the window open
Got drunk on gin last night so nothing for tonight.
Maybe its because I live in Tampa, but that just sounds like a peaceful day to me when you aren't getting 100 lightning strikes an hour to make it sound like WW3 in the middle of the night.
>tfw in Memezuela it's hot the whole fucking year
fuckin bring it to me then you fucking wanker. i will hold my dick out until it gets frostbite you cunt
t. Aussie climate refugee
Move to Colombia
earlier i wished that such a storm would come through California because it would put so so many homeless people out of their misery, then I felt bad about the thought.
you could live in germany where it's more or less grey and people start wearing sweaters by the enf of august
At least one person in this thread is a year-round-shorts-wearing fat fuck. Reveal yourself.
>living in below zero temperatures
*firebombs your dresden*
Nothing personal, Fritz.
>Liberals still argue global warming exists
Any Wisconsin bros here? Those UWfags finally decided to close the classes.
>it only took them -25 degrees
>People figure out winter happens
It's been happening since November last year lads
>Germany
>Multiple brown people in the shot
Fucking pottery
It is -20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Celsius, here in leaf land
It's -45C perfect weather for a barbeque
>FOR FREEEEEEEEE
Catching the sunrise on Lake Michigan this morning. Absolutely beautiful!