Be american

>be american
>get shot

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>be canadian
>don't exist

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>be canadian
>don't exist

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>be american
>cease to exist
>become canadian

>be kiwi
>fuck sheep

>be russian
>get aids

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>be Aussie
>Suck on crocodiles anus

>be american
>cease to exist
>become canadian
>become gay
>get fucked by a dog

>be Poland
>Stop existing for over a century

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>be american
>get addicted to opioids

rude and not funny at all

>be Poland
>Make the most triggering joke

>be australia
>upload gay porn stash to Jow Forums, then have abos light themselves on fire trying to lite a match, then the worlds deadliest spider bites you and you die before your obnoxious message finishes uploading

>be canadian
>get called a "people" instead of your real gender

>be American

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>get shot

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>be aussie
>still alive

>be German
>African

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Based and red pilled

>be amerishon
>get cat

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>American English: Shooting range
>British English: School

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