God I wish I had a shark teeth girlfriend

god I wish I had a shark teeth girlfriend

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but it would hurt when she gives you the succe

hawt

hawt

Hawt. The hickey marks left when she marks you to claim you.

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anime booben

Please dear Jesus tell me there's flesh ripping images of this angel.
I want her to eat chunks of me.

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Just don’t expect to have your dick in one peice after a blow job

nigga u crazy or something?

What the hell do you think you're doing, young lady?
You put your shirt down and go to your room this instant!

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HEY OP!

SHUT THE FRICK UP FAHGOT

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Rhetorical

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you sound like a real fag. stop bragging about how dark you are you fucking poser trying to act like mental illness is cool

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>I evidently wasn't supposed to give an answer when asked

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Don’t bother with it, he won’t accept it because he’s in constant denial about being a fag.

What are you, some underage who's trying to seem cool and edgy?
I was going to give you this girl's name until I noticed
>namefagging

Hello there newfriend. After much lurking, I have noticed you seem to not be accustomed to the wonderful culture of Jow Forums yet.
So let me warn you: the person you are talking to here is most likely the most unoriginal, bland and uninteresting person you will ever meet. His only goal, if you can even call it a goal, is to waste as much of your time as possible, and be as annoying and idiotic in the process. As such, I suggest you thoroughly ignore and filter, for your own well-being, as well as the board's.
Thank you

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No. If I wanted that I'd be namefagging on pol (still) complaining about niggers.

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>dark and mysterious Normie
>making his way up from a simple accountant to a giggachad office worker
some day nashimoto or w/e his name will have to step down

I'm not a fucking accountant. If anything I'm closer to the boss of a bunch of loan sharks.
Mr. Naito FUCKING BOWED to me today after I closed a huge complaint account, retained the client and turned a profit.
I WILL have his office one day. Then his office in Japan. Then his other businesses. Then I can weeb out in Japan. Fuck niggers. Fuck jannies. Fuck the government. Fuck pooftahs.

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>I'm not a fucking accountant.
>I closed a huge complaint account
BALDING ACCOUNTANT!

I don't actually decide who gets what money or put it in their account like an accountant would. We've got systems that automate all that shit. I fill out applications for people who call in, take customer service calls, train monkey's to be respectable for at least 9 hours a day, check apps for 2 of the 3 companies, try to get people to want to get a loan and debit accounts that agents have fucked up on for payoff next days and principle only offers.
I work for a consumer loan agency bruh not an accounting firm. We give people money mang not move it around until it disappears.

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And suck mad dick you fucking fug

Shit, sorry Mrs, Norime was on my computer and toke off me name.

>We give people money mang not move it around until it disappears.
Actually you do this, but in reverse. So you're still balding accountant with a bunch of nogs as his minions. Pretty cool archetype to build your life on tbqh.

At least you tried.
Should've used your phones data.
>in reverse
So....i move money until it appears? Nah nigga that's not how it works. Imma sell you money now for more money later.
Because you need it and you know you need it now.
>cool archetype
Gotta work with what you got. One day all my minions will be Asians. Is that better?

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>So....i move money until it appears?
>Imma sell you money now for more money later.
You finally starting to understand.
>Is that better?
Depends on what you want, anime about your lifestyle or a rap song about you getting all them bitches.

Okay I get you now. Still I'm closer to a customer service manager. Ultimately the figures are predetermined but who they go to is up to the agents. We have to call, take calls and all that shit to get people loans.
I just get to be one of the bosses because the owners love me, I'm "white" and I'm an exceptional csr.
>anime about your lifestyle
Kinda already living in an anime. It's weird at times.
>rap song about you getting all them bitches
....... fuck.
This is a hard one bruh. I do like bitches and I do want all of them..... but anime and cute Japanese secretary.
Imma take the anime.

dumb weeb
can't blame you though, rap sucks ass

>dumb weeb
No smart weeb will give them the loan to make the anime and cash in on the royalties from my image.
The dumb weebs would watch it and bitch about it in /a/.

>The dumb weebs would watch it and bitch about it in /a/.
>implying you wouldn't

>implying i wouldn't have to while making it

I would stick my dick in her mouth without hesitation.

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She's cute. Shark teeth girls often are

do not put your fingers in the shark they'll get bitted

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This thread needs more shark teeth

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stop ur gonna get bited

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be careful!

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Yes please

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no bite no bite please
SHE'S GOING TO BIT YOU

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oh no!

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Did someone say bite?

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That's the point.