God hands you this slip of paper and tells you that whatever you change will have irl effects on humans
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God hands you this slip of paper and tells you that whatever you change will have irl effects on humans
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I rip the paper. Does that count
I would make so that every one has a penis and vagina and titties too. I would make a race of futa
I haven't seen one of these fuckers since I watched FBI Case Files. They look weird without bullet holes or stab marks.
-General body part regeneration/healing improvements to increase lifespan and endurance
-Secondary set of arms/wings for additional mobility and utility
-Reinforcement to skeleton and joints for increased durability
-Streamline and growth of genitalia for faster and more efficient reproduction
-More pronounced adrenaline/testosterone/estrogen production
-Give random supernatural ability of varying degree to every person to mix shit up
Put those changes under whatever category is reasonable
Remove penis uwu
maek hips wider
make everybody into qt anime girls like this
based and red pilled
yes
you make the whole of humanity not feel so good
you decide to put a few holes on the diagram
then you die from bullet wounds, as does every one else
Humanity becomes extinct within a few nongenerations
women are thankful for their increased sexiness and ease of childbirth
Some of the men are not very happy with their increased wideness
you created a paradise in exchange for initial mass sexual confusion
I change everyone's eyes to anuses. Just because i fucking can.
I think I will accidently spill the holy ink jar over the paper.
Optimize first. Remove useless shit like wisdom teeth, appendix. Make the entire body about 30% smaller naturally (not as a deviation from the norm).
Then you can start improving shit. Make the hands about 30% larger and adjust upper body muscles for that. Make the neck 30% longer and adjust muscles/internals for that. Make legs 15% smaller and adjust muscles for that.
Adjust the internals and the anus position so that you can take shit while standing. Adjust the joints and muscles so that one could freely move on all 4s again, on demand.
Adjust the internals to be less demanding to the humidity of air, and be less demanding to exercise (hearth specifically). Adjust the face so that one could optionally have 360 vision (like most mammals). Adjust the eyes so that one could see in the dark. Adjust the hearing system so that one could hear a larger range of sounds.
Can't think of anything else that would make sense right now
fpbp
>175cm, 70kg
>healthy
that's fat user
you make everyone have fur
This makes humans look a lot closer to chimpanzees thab they previusly did
my god that's filthy...
you spill ink all over the diagram and everyone turns into a blob like monstrosity
they look very much like pic related
i wanna see a pic of that
it legit sounds freakish
i'd do it myself but i'm the biggest drawlet there is
If you say so
maybe if you have no muscles i guess so
though i pretty much just looked up the average height in first world nations and looked up the ideal weight for that so not exactly hard science
holy shit you're the gay rp icy with that guy from snafu
less mental issues somehow
more resilient lungs
rest is fine as it is
Repair brain
I make them THICKER
make it so your dick can fuck your own butthole.
мaчкa
It can... Duh!
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make big brain bigger
I'd have a colossal organ that takes the place of all internal organs. It beats like a heart and every time it does you can hear it for miles around.
you know what I'm talking about, don't act foolish
I like how you think.
Butt why dude. Just why?
Get out of this thread you gaijin.
also remove genetically transmitted diseases
*inherited
Remove all bones in the body
why does 360 vision make sense
you got the wrong guy mister
Lol why not.
Id probably get rid of sphinchter muscles
Fold that shiz to make everybody 5'4"! Our gene pool is getting way too tall
yep, that's the same guy you made the thread about
but with the green jacket
you have the exact same typing style, I'm sure of it
everyone becomes a nigger and get lynched
so we have no control over our anus and when we shid?
this seems a bad idea
spoken like a sub 5'9 "person"
Nope
No idea what you're talking about
Must be some other icelander with superior taste
but who will do the lynching then?