Dubs names my chicklet

KFC

rape

Gayfag it is! He will be a worthy addition to the household.

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poor bird

are you going to eat him?

this

>implying OP eats gayfags

Trips and you eat him

Gayfag's life is based entirely off of bad luck. Let me share with you his backstory:
>be me, today
>outside feeding the chickens as per usual
>notice one of the chicklets (Gayfag) not really moving and unable to eat
>to make things worse, the hot sun is battering down it HARD
>decide to pick it up and give it a chance at life
>make a nest for it, give it water, and drop a shit load of food in there
>over the course of minutes, Gayfag's spirits slowly begin to come back
>it's chirp is louder and he can begin to move a bit better
>after 3-4 hours, I give it back to it's mother now that it's recovered
>mother is disinterested in it, and Gayfag legitimately prefers me over it
>have no choice but to keep it
It's been roughly 9 hours now and it's in its box sleeping. We've bonded plenty and hopefully it'll reach adulthood to have chicks of its own.
No.

well that settles it, you're a gayfag mother. have fun being a single parent.

I will.

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> Mother chicken: It showed weakness and was encouraged to go fuck itself.
> Mother chicken: You saved it, you keep it.

>hot sun
in new zealand?